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Author Topic: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.  (Read 14993 times)

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #90 on: December 03, 2014, 11:14:44 am »

Do we have a microwave?

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #91 on: December 03, 2014, 12:27:19 pm »

You don't recall having one, no.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #92 on: December 03, 2014, 01:08:11 pm »

We should make beef jerky ourself and sell it for lower price.
"What do you recommend, Muut?" Ignore his recommendations anyway, because guides don't have sense of taste.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #93 on: December 03, 2014, 01:21:39 pm »

"What do you recommend, Muut?"
You listen for a minute, but nobody responds.
The clerk gives you an odd glance.
A guy walks in to buy cigarettes.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #94 on: December 03, 2014, 02:06:09 pm »

Guess he didn't leak into reality that much after all. Maybe he's hiding in shadows.
Anyway buy food for few days. Ramen for breakfast, macaroni for dinner.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #95 on: December 03, 2014, 02:18:27 pm »

Idly chat about the weather to the clerk in easily understood terms.

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #96 on: December 03, 2014, 03:30:09 pm »

You grab 5 packs of ramen and 5 boxes of macaroni and cheese.
Should be good for now.
You wait for the guy buying cigarettes to finish before setting your items on the counter.
"Nice weather we're having, isn't it?"
"Yes! Is good weather."
"Getting a bit cold, though."
"Yes. Is very cold."
"Do you know if it's supposed to rain?"
"I do not know."
The transaction comes to around 6 dollars, and you swipe your EBT card and input the pin number into the scanner.
The clerk puts your stuff into a bag and hands you the receipt. "Thank you!"
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #97 on: December 03, 2014, 05:33:56 pm »

Homeward we go. Put away the food, wake up the comp, and get DF going.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #98 on: December 03, 2014, 05:40:08 pm »

Homeward we go. Put away the food, wake up the comp, and get DF going.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #99 on: December 03, 2014, 05:46:37 pm »

See if we can recall any friends from school.

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #100 on: December 03, 2014, 05:48:50 pm »

Bag in tow, you head out of the station and cross the street.
You pass by the abandoned office supply.
You head down the hill towards the apartments.
The Latino man is still here, smoking.
You head into your apartment.
You put the ramen and mac and cheese into the cabinets, and set the empty plastic store bag on the countertop.
You head into your bedroom and boot up the computer.
You look at the clock. It's now 6:31 am. That took longer than you expected it too.
You sit down in your chair.
The Internet tab is still minimized since you never actually turned off the computer.
You boot up Dwarf Fortress.
"Beyond Quality!"

You try to recall if you have any friends from school.
The only person you actually talk to on a regular basis is Chris, who's in most of your classes.
You're kinda anti social otherwise.

You kinda need to pee.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #101 on: December 03, 2014, 05:51:30 pm »

Get the world loading up, take a piss.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #102 on: December 03, 2014, 05:56:40 pm »

You tell it to start loading your save, and go to the bathroom.
By the time you get back, it's done.
The game is paused.
Your dwarves, dogs, and oxen are standing on a frozen hellscape.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #103 on: December 03, 2014, 05:58:24 pm »

Note to self: converse with Chris the next time we see him. We really need someone to talk to on a regular basis.

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #104 on: December 03, 2014, 05:59:39 pm »

Get a pasture setup five shift-tiles away, create a drop thingie for the wagon to fall into, and setup the military, assigning two of them as farmers/animal trainers, another two as masons. Start the training of the dogs of war.

Also, as soon as we get stone, have the masons setup a pair of workshops churning out blocks.
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