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Ancalagon_TB

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A turkey fit for dwarves!
« on: November 28, 2014, 11:47:33 pm »
I think this dish would be perfect for Dwarven thanksgiving no?

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Urist McPanzerbeard

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Re: A turkey fit for dwarves!
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2014, 05:21:29 am »
This is a turkey. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is adorned with hanging tentacles of octopus and menaces with spikes of crab legs.

On the turkey is an image of dwarves and a turkey in bacon. The turkey is striking a menacing pose. The dwarves are vomiting.
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Re: A turkey fit for dwarves!
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2014, 09:54:27 am »
this made my day
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Itnetlolor

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Re: A turkey fit for dwarves!
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2014, 09:00:43 pm »
Somebody, make a creature raw of this (before it was cooked, but still a single being) now.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2014, 09:10:02 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: A turkey fit for dwarves!
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2014, 10:04:16 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on November 29, 2014, 09:00:43 pm
Somebody, make a creature raw of this (before it was cooked, but still a single being) now.
Make the blood brown and call it "basting"
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Re: A turkey fit for dwarves!
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2014, 10:49:36 pm »
Quote from: Urist McPanzerbeard on November 29, 2014, 05:21:29 am
This is a turkey. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is adorned with hanging tentacles of octopus and menaces with spikes of crab legs.

On the turkey is an image of dwarves and a turkey in bacon. The turkey is striking a menacing pose. The dwarves are vomiting.

Best quote of year.
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Ancalagon_TB

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Re: A turkey fit for dwarves!
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2014, 01:37:19 am »
I love the description!   ... but dwarves wouldn't vomit - they will eat *anything* - they probably would compliment the cook!

Speaking of turkey... don't be dumb when frying them, apparently burning down your house doing so is a thing in the USA :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2dwPTnsyA
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