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Worldmaster27

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In The Woods
« on: November 27, 2014, 07:16:45 pm »

You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around and your phone is dead.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2014, 07:36:36 pm »

Locate road/car/house.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2014, 07:40:23 pm »

Check what equipment we have. Where we hunting? Fishing? Camping?
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2014, 07:53:13 pm »

You're looking for your car but you're all turned around.
You check your pockets and find that you have a lighter, a dead phone, a spool of thread, and a rock.
You don't remember why you came out here in the first place.
You also have no idea why you have a rock in your pocket.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2014, 07:54:23 pm »

Examine rock.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2014, 07:55:19 pm »

It's an ordinary rock, about the size of your fist.
There's nothing special about it.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2014, 08:01:06 pm »

Lick the rock.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2014, 08:03:20 pm »

Wow, I am a freak. Just in the woods with that random stuff....

Set up camp. I am lost and confused, best to stay in place. Build a lean to out of sticks, and a fire using the lighter. Maybe we can find a way to recharge the battery? It shouldn't be too hard to make a little bit of electricity, if we know anything about chemistry.

(Lick the rock.) (I actually had the same idea, but...)
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2014, 08:09:02 pm »

I look back out of the corner of my eye.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2014, 08:20:32 pm »

Lick the rock.
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Wow, I am a freak. Just in the woods with that random stuff....

Set up camp. I am lost and confused, best to stay in place. Build a lean to out of sticks, and a fire using the lighter. Maybe we can find a way to recharge the battery? It shouldn't be too hard to make a little bit of electricity, if we know anything about chemistry.

(Lick the rock.) (I actually had the same idea, but...)
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I look back out of the corner of my eye.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2014, 08:40:54 pm »

You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around and your phone is dead.
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around.
Sounds familiar
I look back out of the corner of my eye.
*Hold out a hand for a high five*
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2014, 08:51:52 pm »

Feeling a burst of creative inspiration, you lick the rock.
It tastes like a rock. Nothing happens.
You gather a bunch of heavy sticks and try to figure out how to make a lean-to out of them.
You are able to find a large boulder and set up your shelter.
You also put the spare wood into a pile and set it on fire.
Thankfully the surrounding woods don't burst into flame.
...
Out of the corner of your eye you spot a man.
But it's not just any man...
No...
It's...
Shia LaBeouf
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2014, 09:13:36 pm »

Mother... of... god...

Say "You ruined transformers, now I ruin YOU" Throw rock at his face.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2014, 09:23:11 pm »

Turn Shia LaBeouf`s skin into a mask. Then craft a transformer from his bones.
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Re: In The Woods
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2014, 10:23:32 pm »

Out of the corner of your eye you spot a man.
But it's not just any man...
No...
It's...
Shia LaBeouf

Turn Shia LaBeouf`s skin into a mask. Then craft a transformer from his bones.
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« Last Edit: November 27, 2014, 10:25:16 pm by flameboy99 »
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