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Author Topic: ROLL TO SOMETHING  (Read 2965 times)

poketwo

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ROLL TO SOMETHING
« on: November 27, 2014, 06:38:44 pm »

I DONT KNOW, DO ANYTHING.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2014, 06:39:54 pm »

Shape-shift into a huge firebreathing kakapo
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Sarrak

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2014, 06:44:59 pm »

Become a one-eyed, towering demigod of valor and injustice.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2014, 06:56:07 pm »

Tell poketwo to stop trying to mess up roll to nothing.
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poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2014, 07:30:06 pm »

Shape-shift into a huge firebreathing kakapo
ROLL:2
THE GM DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS, PLEASE PROVIDE LINK AND JAMEN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATION IN THE SUN

Become a one-eyed, towering demigod of valor and injustice.
ROLL: 6
YOU ARE THE GOD OF ARBITRARYNESS. YOU ARE SO IT THAT YOU REFUSE TO DO THIS JOB. SOCIAL JUSTICE MARXROMANPERSIAMIDGITREDDITORTUMBLRANTIGGBLACKFEMALES PREVAIL.

Tell poketwo to stop trying to mess up roll to nothing.
AUTO
Which one?
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Magnumcannon

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2014, 07:36:54 pm »

*Provides the link*
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blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2014, 08:15:58 pm »

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taat

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2014, 01:53:16 am »

Transfer my air battleship from voltz adventure here
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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2014, 01:58:45 am »

DESTROY EVERYONE WITH FLAMING SOCKS OF DEATH!
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Sarrak

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2014, 02:12:00 am »

Perfect. Now, do something else. Search for nachos to munch on.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2014, 08:45:29 am »

*Provides the link*
ROLL: 6
YOU TURN INTO THAT. SOON, MONSTER HUNTERS COME TO HUNT YOU. THEN THE REGULAR HUNTERS. THEN THE ENVIORMENTALISTS COME TO 'SAVE' YOU. THEN THE RARE COLLECTORS. AND FINALLY THE MAD SCIENTISTS COMING TO EXPERIMENT YOU OR CLONE YOU INTO AN DANCING ARMADA TO RAP AND SING AGAINST ANTHROPROMORTHIC ANIMALS. SOON WAR IS HERE.

That one.
AUTO
I DON'T SEE ANY IN THERE. THE CLOSEST ONE THAT IS THAT polandball united states history 101 according to united states of america GUY. HE IS TO WERID TO BE THAT.

Transfer my air battleship from voltz adventure here
ROLL:2
ITS ON HIATIS DUE TO THE SERIES ENDING.

DESTROY EVERYONE WITH FLAMING SOCKS OF DEATH!
ROLL: 3
YOU HIT WITH REGULAR SOCK. NOT EVEN WITH DEATH.

Perfect. Now, do something else. Search for nachos to munch on.
ROLL:1
NAH. JUST DO NOTHING. ITS NOT LIKE YOU GET HUNGRY OR ANYTHING. BUT YOU DO FEEL A LACK OF WATER IN YOU.
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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2014, 11:33:48 am »

Preemptively prevent scythes from happening.
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Sarrak

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2014, 05:08:48 pm »

Drink an ocean to quench my thirst?
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Eotyrannus

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2014, 05:20:19 pm »

Wake up.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: ROLL TO SOMETHING
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2014, 05:23:36 pm »

Recruit my clones and start a Giant Firebreathing Kakapo army.
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