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Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« on: November 26, 2014, 05:34:32 pm »

So, I'm trying to find the most hilariously awful game I can for a gag gift. Last christmas I got him Sneak King, the burger king stealth burger assassination game, for the Xbox 360. This year I think I'll probably do it through steam. I know Bad Rats is the obvious one, but I think he's already heard of that.

So here's my requirements:
-$1 or less. Yay for steam sales!
-Hilariously awful, not just something that is dull and crashes.
-Bonus points if it looks like it might not suck, on its face. Not required though.

Alright, Bay12! Give me the weirdest thing you've got!
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2014, 05:36:00 pm »

Air Control.
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2014, 05:36:41 pm »

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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2014, 05:39:21 pm »

I quite liked air control to relax, and my mother enjoyed it as well.

One of the worst games I've played: Woodcutter Simulator 2013, which I've gotten in a bundle. Currently 3.75€ though.
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2014, 05:48:35 pm »

I quite liked air control to relax, and my mother enjoyed it as well.
You're not thinking of that touchscreen game where you guide a bunch of aircraft onto a runway without them hitting eachother are you? Because, they're thinking of this game.
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2014, 05:55:11 pm »

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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2014, 05:58:57 pm »

There's the always popular Secret of the Magic Crystals. Though it looks like it's currently a full $1.49
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2014, 06:00:29 pm »

Daikatana would work but it's $1.75.
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2014, 06:02:19 pm »

Goat simulator but it might bust your budget. I don't know what it costs now but I thought I saw a 50% sale today.

EDIT: Actually I don't know if it qualifies as an Awful game or not. I have a gift copy I haven't given away yet. It seems like the kind of thing you are looking for though, unless by awful you mean actually put together badly. I haven't played it but I got a gift copy with the same idea as you.


Checked it's $5 at 50% off so nevermind, sorry. I think I got the gift copy at 75% off but I maybe misremembering.
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2014, 06:25:56 pm »

Bat rats is always a good go to game as a terrible gift.
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2014, 06:31:24 pm »

There are tons of dumb anime games out there, that are pretty awful. They're all pretty highly priced, though.

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If you can find one of these on a horrifically deep discount, I'd consider it a good gag gift. Then again, some people might actually like this crap or not immediately think of it as a joke.
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2014, 06:35:09 pm »

Oh, didn't notice bad rats was listed as obvious. In that case having a hard time thinking of anything much cheaper than that... Considering it's 19 fucking cents right now.
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2014, 06:40:44 pm »

Please don't make bad games any more of an enterprise :P I know you're not responsible, but still. I've seen enough Grass Simulators to last me a lifetime. But if you must, then Hack, Slash, Loot is the worst game I've ever played. Consider this my recommendation.
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2014, 07:12:33 pm »

There are tons of dumb anime games out there, that are pretty awful. They're all pretty highly priced, though.

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If you can find one of these on a horrifically deep discount, I'd consider it a good gag gift. Then again, some people might actually like this crap or not immediately think of it as a joke.

Hatoful Boyfriend is not a bad game  >:(
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Re: Awful Game for a Gag Gift
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2014, 07:18:48 pm »

A few pretty bad ones from my games:

Cloning Clyde
Future Wars
Power of Defense
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