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[poketwo]

TYROL, YOU DO IT. I HAVE MANY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO

[High tyrol]

Oops sorry ok my action:

attempt to hire survayers

[Prophet]

Seek out some of the sexy immortal veil dancers that I had created in my previous life.

[4]: You find them.

PLAY sudoku.

[5]: Some Mimic children see you playing and it quickly catches on as the most popular Mimic game for children.

Stomp on the god hating people of Khozh.

[3]: You are deflected and stop on the area next to Khozh.

Raise the dead husk of the body that used to contain Sinvara's essence and make it loyal to me.

 ((Remember the +2 to raising and controlling undead. I don't care if it was crushed by a mountain, that's what the +2 is for.))

[1+2]: You would control the mangled and probably useless corpse but it was destroyed by the void energy that coated the mountain that got launched at it.

Don't comprehend what just happened! Become omnipotent again!

[1]: You need help if you want to become a non-terran again.

TYROL, YOU DO IT. I HAVE MANY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO

[3]: You finished that important stuff pretty quickly now you can get back to helping Tyrol.

Oops sorry ok my action:

attempt to hire survayers

[2]: There are none for hire.

((Hows everyone doing? I'm feeling a little less weird hopefully it stays that way.))

[poketwo]

TRY TO CALCULATE THE STUFF USING 9TH GRADE ALGEBRA STUFF
STOP SNUFFLES!!! I SHALL NOT BE EATTEN!!! KILL IT IF I HAVE TO

[Tomasque]

...Hmm, what should I do? Build a city, help Sinavra, be an asshole to poketwo, invade Khozh, be an asshole to poketwo, make surveyors exist, be an asshole to poketwo... I know!

 Command Snuffles the Destroyer to eat poketwo!

[Vivalas]

Change the rules so I can revive myself!

[High tyrol]

Attempt to hire  several wizards

[blazing glory]

Protect myself from being turned into a mortal.

[Prophet]

((Ummm yeah i'm going to be pretty weird with how much I update. Anyway I'll update sometime within this year maybe I don't know! I can't see the future that well that's why the call me mediocre!  ))

[Lyeos]

Force update.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

((Oh and Hi Lyeos. How have you been lately?))

Oh, y'know, questioning what my purpose is in this world, and vomiting.
Mostly the latter, very little (read: not at all, actually) of the former.

[Prophet]

Force update.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

((Oh and Hi Lyeos. How have you been lately?))

Oh, y'know, questioning what my purpose is in this world, and vomiting.
Mostly the latter, very little (read: not at all, actually) of the former.

[AUTO]: OK.

TRY TO CALCULATE THE STUFF USING 9TH GRADE ALGEBRA STUFF
STOP SNUFFLES!!! I SHALL NOT BE EATTEN!!! KILL IT IF I HAVE TO

[4]: You calculate it!

...Hmm, what should I do? Build a city, help Sinavra, be an asshole to poketwo, invade Khozh, be an asshole to poketwo, make surveyors exist, be an asshole to poketwo... I know!

 Command Snuffles the Destroyer to eat poketwo!

[4-1]: You command Snuffles but he tells you he has other stuff he has to do. ((Can't remember how anti-assists or what ever it was called work. So I just -1ed it.))

((I'm fine, at least we managed to create a goal, that being destroying Khozh.))

Gather multiple adventurer parties to my cause by adorably trying to dance with the veil dancers.

[6]: You dance to hard and scary off all the adventurers with your intense dancing plus if I saw a cat dancing I would probably be freaked out so that doesn't help!

Change the rules so I can revive myself!

[1]: Nothing says no.

Attempt to hire  several wizards

[2]: All the wizards are already hired by other people.

Protect myself from being turned into a mortal.

[2]: You are unable to find a way to protect yourself from mortalhood.

[Lyeos]

Force GM to SS13.

[Prophet]

Force GM to SS13.

((SS13? Do you mean Space Station 13 or something else? Because Space station 13 is the only thing that I can think of that SS13 could mean.))

[blazing glory]

Tell Khozh of the great and terrible nothing, and if they manage to take it out, we'll leave them alone.

[Tomasque]

Oh well, I'll just have to raise all those versions of him that died when he (pathetically) tried to attack those villages (and any soldiers that were killed then, too). I'll then command them all to attack him while I play with Snuffles.