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[Prophet]

Fly to the world where all the elfs and dwarves are and shot and create a star in the upper atmosphere

[3]: There is now a moon orbiting close to the RPG world.

Bury Khozh under a wave of cats and string.

[1+1]: A barrier was created by the void worshipers around Khozh stopping you from burying Khozh.

NOW SEE THE STATE OF THE RELM(Kalemos)

[4]: You have no money. Your hated by all the villages around you. The realm is hated by the people living in the realm. You do not have any armies. The realm does not house any nobility besides the king. The king of the realm is Poketwo. There is no one with claims to your throne besides you.

Leave the dungeon through one of those convenient doors that always appear after a boss battle so that you dont have to backtrack through the whole dungeon.

[5]: You exit the dungeon.

Follow and assist tomasque

[4]: You follow him out of the dungeon.

Sit in the spectator seats of the arena.

[2]: You get lost trying to find the arena.


((This being late by a day is becoming a bad habit isn't it?))

[blazing glory]

Smoosh the god hating people of Khozh under my fist before they come up with a way to kill gods.

Assist Lyeos in committing sudoku.

[poketwo]

START TAKING 30% OF MY SUBJECTS MON MONTHLY INCOME. THE SOLDIERS I AM GOING TO HIRE FROM MY VILLAGES ARE NOT TAKED. 50% OF MY TOTAL MON SHALL BE INVESTED IN BUILDING AN ARMY

ALSO, I ASK NOTHING TO DRAW A MAP OF THE REGION MY KINGDOM(Kalemos) IS IN

[Lyeos]

Commit sudoku.

[Tomasque]

Commit sudoku.

   ((I think you mean seppuku.))

  I assist.

[Vivalas]

DEORBIT THE MOON! LAUGH AS INFERIOR TERRANS GET CRUSHED BY THE GLORY OF THE SPEEPEOPLE!

[High tyrol]

Asist poketwo and then ask pocketwo if I can be his minister of finance

[Paphi]

DEORBIT THE MOON! LAUGH AS INFERIOR TERRANS GET CRUSHED BY THE GLORY OF THE SPEEPEOPLE!

No, using ~godmagic~.

[Lyeos]

Commit sudoku.

   ((I think you mean seppuku.))

  I assist.

((Yes, but replacing it with the word sudoku is a running gag on here, for whatever reason.))

[Prophet]

((Well probably not going to update tonight but I will update tomorrow.))

[Prophet]

START TAKING 30% OF MY SUBJECTS MON MONTHLY INCOME. THE SOLDIERS I AM GOING TO HIRE FROM MY VILLAGES ARE NOT TAKED. 50% OF MY TOTAL MON SHALL BE INVESTED IN BUILDING AN ARMY

ALSO, I ASK NOTHING TO DRAW A MAP OF THE REGION MY KINGDOM(Kalemos) IS IN

Asist poketwo and then ask pocketwo if I can be his minister of finance

[2+1]: Here have this calculator and piece of paper. *Nothing hands Poketwo and Tyrol the items.* There now you guys can do it! *Nothing runs away from work as fast as possible!*

Commit sudoku.

Commit sudoku.

   ((I think you mean seppuku.))

  I assist.

Smoosh the god hating people of Khozh under my fist before they come up with a way to kill gods.

Assist Lyeos in committing sudoku.

[6]: The three of you commit sudoku and are reborn as yourselfs. So nothing has changed. No I don't mean Nothing I mean nothing.

Throw a mountain at Khozh.

[1-1]: The mountain hits a force field and is sent back at you. You are crushed and are reborn into a mortal cat vessel.

DEORBIT THE MOON! LAUGH AS INFERIOR TERRANS GET CRUSHED BY THE GLORY OF THE SPEEPEOPLE!

DEORBIT THE MOON! LAUGH AS INFERIOR TERRANS GET CRUSHED BY THE GLORY OF THE SPEEPEOPLE!

No, using ~godmagic~.

[V3vP5]: ~godmagic~ stops you. You are banished into a terran body on RPG world.


((Yes I lied. Why because i'm a lazy person who has been feeling weird for the last week so yeah.))

[Lyeos]

PLAY sudoku.

[blazing glory]

Stomp on the god hating people of Khozh.

[Tomasque]

Raise the dead husk of the body that used to contain Sinvara's essence and make it loyal to me.

 ((Remember the +2 to raising and controlling undead. I don't care if it was crushed by a mountain, that's what the +2 is for.))

[Vivalas]

Don't comprehend what just happened! Become omnipotent again!