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[blazing glory]

Raid the guild.

[Paphi]

Reinstate levels using an XP system based on slain enemies, quests completed, and followers.

[Prophet]

MY NAME IS NOT POKETWO. IT'S:polandball united states history 101 according to united states of america

[2]: Nope your name is Poketwo.

Check to see how much wealth I've accumulated over those three years.

[1]: All the money got sent to other mimics.

Shake a few Godly fleas into the city of Khozh.

[5]: The godly fleas attack the city. The city of Khozh blames this curse on Cat and hate him even more now. The Temple of Void is founded as the first place of worship in Khozh to spite Cat.

Raise the dead and have them take over Khozh. Peacefully, of course. On negative for nice actions because im not the one doing it.

[2]: You are to busy watching the arena to raise dead.

Make everyone in the world colorblind.

[3]: You make Orcs colorblind.

Raid the guild.

[6]: You raid the Guild but a bunch of Guilds work with each other and kill your body a few days after you raided the Guild.

Reinstate levels using an XP system based on slain enemies, quests completed, and followers.

[3]: Players now have useless levels again!

((Yay! I get a Temple!  ))

[poketwo]

FINE
SHOW THE WORLD THE DANGERS OF NOT EATING RIGHT BY SHOWING EVERYONE AT ONCE THE DOCUMENTERY Fat Head ON YOUTUBE

[Lyeos]

Wait for the mimics to deliver the money to me, then.

[blazing glory]

Frown upon the world.

[Tomasque]

Make everyone in the world hungry for unhealthy food.

[Prophet]

FINE
SHOW THE WORLD THE DANGERS OF NOT EATING RIGHT BY SHOWING EVERYONE AT ONCE THE DOCUMENTERY Fat Head ON YOUTUBE

[5]: If youtube existed you would have shown them all!

Wait for the mimics to deliver the money to me, then.

[2]: You grow bored and go off to adventure!

Frown upon the world.

[6]: Everyone in the world feels your unhappiness and become depressed.

Smash that temple under a ball of twine as an example of my power.

[6]: You smash half of the city with a ball of twine. You then feel weird. You pass out. You awake to find yourself stuck inside the body of a cat with a angry mob of villagers around you.

Make everyone in the world hungry for unhealthy food.

[3]: You make one person hungry for unhealthy food.

((My temple! Whhhhyyyyy! Why cruel world why!))

[poketwo]

GET YOUTUBE UP AND RUNNING

[Lyeos]

By adventure, you mean I'm going to go eat some underleveled scrubs, right?

[Tomasque]

Create anti-assists. They will cause the worse of the two rolls to be chosen.

[blazing glory]

Roll around and look adorable.

Adopt kitty.

[Paphi]

Invoke character stats.

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

5 points to start!
STR
INT
DEX
LUK
WUT

[Prophet]

GET YOUTUBE UP AND RUNNING

[2]: There is no internet so no.

By adventure, you mean I'm going to go eat some underleveled scrubs, right?

[4]: Pretty much.

Create anti-assists. They will cause the worse of the two rolls to be chosen.

[4]: There is now anti-assist.

Roll around and look adorable.

[6]: The entire world falls in=love with your fluffy adorableness. Except Khozh which still hates you and will most likely hate you for the rest of the game.

Roll around and look adorable.

Adopt kitty.

[4]: You adopt the kitty known as Cat. The rest of the world slightly likes you better now. Except Khozh which dislikes you now.

Invoke character stats.

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

5 points to start!
STR
INT
DEX
LUK
WUT

[2]: That does not happen.

((Sorry about being late I just felt so lazy that I couldn't get in the mood to update.))

[poketwo]

OK, NOW FOR LONG TERM PLAN!!! NOW GO AND START TO RAISE AN ARMY