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Author Topic: Roll to Nothing. Now with more Nothing.  (Read 68765 times)

Prophet

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #105 on: November 25, 2014, 01:55:51 am »

Create hostile things that roam the wilderness, attacking unwary travelers.
[5]: There are hostile things that wander the wild. Attacking any unprepared adventurer parties they find.

((I mean, it's Lord Billy Shufflebottom XVII trying to get things done, but whatever floats your boat.))
Create a drill that will pierce the opposite of the heavens.
[2]: Nope.

((Your name takes less time to type plus I like it better.))

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Create magic that can only be accessed by those that sing.
[1]: Nope no singing magic.


Grow larger.
[5]: You grow larger.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #106 on: November 25, 2014, 01:58:08 am »

Build a book of forbidden knowledge; Hide it within myself.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #107 on: November 25, 2014, 02:05:16 am »

Skip forwards 150 years or so, check on the villages.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #108 on: November 25, 2014, 02:31:10 am »

Build a book of forbidden knowledge; Hide it within myself.
[5]: It is built and hidden inside you.

Build a book of forbidden knowledge; Hide it within myself.

Forbid this.
[2]: No

Skip forwards 150 years or so, check on the villages.
[4]: TIMESKIP!!! The villages have grown slightly bigger.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #109 on: November 25, 2014, 02:33:04 am »

Manifest as a penguin near one of the villages.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #110 on: November 25, 2014, 08:52:18 am »

Make some orcsELVES for the adventurers to get into conflict with. Set them up across the ocean.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #111 on: November 25, 2014, 03:59:13 pm »

Manifest as a penguin near one of the villages.
[1]: Penguins do not exist.

Bat the sun in the orbit of the planet around in frustration.
[1]: The current flamespheres suns can not be moved.

Make some orcsELVES for the adventurers to get into conflict with. Set them up across the ocean.
[5]: Elves now exited and live across the ocean from all the other living beings besides plants.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #112 on: November 25, 2014, 04:00:00 pm »

Give a smart adventurer the blueprints for ships.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #113 on: November 25, 2014, 04:53:34 pm »

Give a smart adventurer the blueprints for ships.
[4]: A smart adventurer has the blueprints.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #114 on: November 25, 2014, 04:56:30 pm »

Demand more detailed and coherent explanation of the things that have been created in the OP, as is fitting for the five that spawned it.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #115 on: November 25, 2014, 04:57:46 pm »

Demand more detailed and coherent explanation of the things that have been created in the OP, as is fitting for the five that spawned it.
[2]: No.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #116 on: November 25, 2014, 05:03:34 pm »

Build a city with a castle in the middle. A castle in the shape of a giant chest.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #117 on: November 25, 2014, 05:07:24 pm »

Decide this is a mess, find another Earth planet.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #118 on: November 25, 2014, 05:40:09 pm »

Give a not-so-smart adventurer a ball of yarn that swaps the gender of whoever holds it and creates cats whenever someone dies, then watch what happens.
[6]: It swaps the gender of all the adventurers and now creates cats when anyone on this planet dies.

Build a city with a castle in the middle. A castle in the shape of a giant chest.
[2]: Nope.

Decide this is a mess, find another Earth planet.
[4]: You find another empty earth planet.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #119 on: November 25, 2014, 05:50:02 pm »

Starts setting up traps in the dungeons.
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