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Author Topic: Roll to Nothing. Now with more Nothing.  (Read 68732 times)

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #90 on: November 24, 2014, 11:48:47 pm »

((Stupid adventurers! Do what we want you to do!))

Put dangerous monsters in the dungeons.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #91 on: November 25, 2014, 12:13:33 am »

Stick some of the toys in the other mimics.
[5]: Some of the toys are in the mimics.

((Stupid adventurers! Do what we want you to do!))

Put dangerous monsters in the dungeons.
[6]: Monsters so legendary only great heros of many victories could kill them are placed deep in the dungeons.

Put sexy immortal veil dancers in the dungeons.
[4]: They are in the dungeon.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lyeos

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #92 on: November 25, 2014, 12:14:42 am »

Build a series of caverns below the dungeons, only accessible from the most dangerous parts of said dungeons.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #93 on: November 25, 2014, 12:22:13 am »

Create bards and send them around the world.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #94 on: November 25, 2014, 12:40:56 am »

Build a series of caverns below the dungeons, only accessible from the most dangerous parts of said dungeons.
[2]: Nope.

Create bards and send them around the world.
[5]: Bards are created and sent across the world.

Make the act of dancing be the main method to conjure various magics.
[2]: Also nope.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #95 on: November 25, 2014, 12:41:58 am »

Make a pocket dimension for reasons.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #96 on: November 25, 2014, 12:53:48 am »

Create various instruments for the bards, and eventually others, to use. Gift one original to each bard as they travel and see the world.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #97 on: November 25, 2014, 01:01:23 am »

Hope the adventurers are demotivated and settle down.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #98 on: November 25, 2014, 01:09:46 am »

Make a pocket dimension for reasons.
[2]: Nope.


Create various instruments for the bards, and eventually others, to use. Gift one original to each bard as they travel and see the world.
[2]: Nope.

Add rat tails to every sentient on the planet.
[1]: Everything with rat tails loses them.

Hope the adventurers are demotivated and settle down.
[3]: A very small number of adventures build very small villages around a few of the taverns.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #99 on: November 25, 2014, 01:10:59 am »

Bah!
Create dwarves who'll dig out the interior of the planet for me!
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #100 on: November 25, 2014, 01:18:39 am »

Bah!
Create dwarves who'll dig out the interior of the planet for me!
[4]: Dwarves are now digging out the interior of the earth in the name of their god Lyeos.

((It OK if I make you their god?))


Invent the wheel, then reinvent it just because.
[1]: The wheel is not invented everyone must drag or carry until it is.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #101 on: November 25, 2014, 01:20:39 am »

((I mean, it's Lord Billy Shufflebottom XVII trying to get things done, but whatever floats your boat.))
Create a drill that will pierce the opposite of the heavens.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #102 on: November 25, 2014, 01:29:15 am »

Add a person named "Generic Fantasy World Antagonist" to the planet's population.
[4]: He is added.


((I mean, it's Lord Billy Shufflebottom XVII trying to get things done, but whatever floats your boat.))
Create a drill that will pierce the opposite of the heavens.
[2]: Nope.

((Your name takes less time to type plus I like it better.))
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #103 on: November 25, 2014, 01:33:34 am »

Create hostile things that roam the wilderness, attacking unwary travelers.
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Re: Roll to Nothing. Now with oceans and fish.
« Reply #104 on: November 25, 2014, 01:54:01 am »

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