Build a town out of cardboard boxes, name it "Litterland"
[2]: Must not play with string.... You end up playing with the string.
Declare alignment: Lawful Neutral.
Good thing there are no laws.
Ask the dwarves to build a vault for all the good items the mimics "acquire". In return, no mimic shall attack a dwarf unprovoked, and the dwarves may borrow all but the most dangerous items should they be needed. Though they will have to sign for the item and state how long they will need it.
[2]: The Dwarves refuse.
CREATE MAPS
[6]: You start making so many maps it will take you til the turn after the next to be finished.
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Try and reinvent myself as a dark, evil god, more badass than the devil himself. Have devil worshipers think the old satan is passe and begin worshipping me.
Also, have the levels of a person be shown in the OP. Along with what leveling up does.
[1]: You become a pacifist and begin to love everything! Levels are now useless and will not be shown.
Alignment: True Neutral.
Tell them that someone else is going to beat us to it if we don't get a move on.
[5]: They finally relent and you and your companions reach the camp!
Alignment: True Neutral
Make a Bard's Guild And Lounge, where young bards can learn and play in front of audiences.
[4]: You found the Bard's Guild and Lounge. Some young bards go there to learn but some of the old one mentor and one student pairs still exist.
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Bonuses: +1 to all unique actions. -1 to all repeated actions.
Make it rain chocolate literally everywhere.
[3]: It rains chocolate on you and only you.