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[aristabulus]

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Add in a $25 Steam Splurge from me. I'll pick the winner on the 17th and they can pick out $25 worth of stuff from the Steam Sale at that point.

I'll add it to the schedule, but you need to link to your steam profile so we are able to find you there.    Y'know, to make it official.

I'm going to label it as you declared it, $25 Steam Splurge, so there's no confusion with the donator-only list.

Gonna add myself for that, also!

[MaximumZero]

Add: $25 Steam Splurge from Mephansteras, please.

Hadn't planned on adding anything to my list, but that's just too damn good to let pass.

[Iceblaster]

So much greed this year... For me at least

Add me to:

$25 Steam Splurge
AI War

Spoiler: I apologize profusely, but I cannot disappoint Ari. (click to show/hide)

“Oh, my.” The professor’s words came out in a surprised gasp as Doctor Zoidberg’s mouth tentacles rippled down his back. “I haven’t been touched like that in centuries.”
Zoidberg let out a gentle gurgle and a soft moan. “No one’s let me touch them like this in…” He paused, lifting his head, and his tentacles lost contact with the professor’s wrinkled flesh. “Wait, how old am I again?”
Farnsworth let out a playful harrumph. “I don’t recall telling you to stop, Zoidberg.” He tried to turn his head to glare at the lobster through his three-inch-thick spectacles, but fractured part of his collar bone on the way and was forced to stop.
Zoidberg heard the familiar crunch of the professor’s brittle bones. A roguish grin spread across his face. “It looks like it’s time for me to play doctor.” He reached out with his claws to check the injury, but the professor waved him away.
“Don’t bother with that. I’ll just get a new one at my regular maintenance appointment next week.” He mumbled incoherently to himself for a moment, feeling around the bedside table for one of his many bottles of pills. Locating the correct one at last, he fumbled with the cap, which refused to yield to all his strength.
“Allow me,” murmured the doctor, gently removing the bottle from Hubert’s shaking hands and slicing the entire top of the bottle off with a clean snip of his claw. They linked arms and swallowed their little blue miracle pills at the same time.
“You know, they say shellfish are particularly susceptible to the secondary effects of this particular…” Hubert drifted off, lost in thought. It may have been the pill kicking in — or it may have been his incredibly advanced age.
Whatever the reason, his clouded thoughts were soon interrupted by the sound of John Zoidberg’s uncontrollable whooping, and the sensation of his armored body hopping sideways around the bed. The doctor’s eyes were bulging and bloodshot, and his breaths were frantic and heaving. “I must have you!” he bellowed in a voice dripping with lust. “I can’t wait any longer!”
He rushed into the professor’s thin arms, panting heavily, blinded to the fragility of professor Farnsworth by a whirlwind of passion and knocking his quadro-focal glasses to the ground. The sound of them shattering shocked Hubert into full awareness as he squinted half-blindly at the red blur that was Doctor Zoidberg.
“Oh, my,” he muttered once more, unable to find the words to express his sudden arousal. He reached toward the doctor, then shrank back in pain as the lobster man’s claws accidentally snipped off two of his fingers. His heart beat and a few drops of blood escaped from the wound.
Zoidberg gaped at the sight, rendered instantly sober by the startling reality of his error. “I’d better go get the bandages,” he mumbled nervously. “Your heart’s going to beat again any minute now.”
He moved towards the door, pausing to scoop up his pants on the way out. As he pulled them on, he hesitated, but finally asked the burning question: “Do I still get that bucket of rotten fish heads?”

Goddamnit XD

I'm not sure how to feel about this

[Wolfkit]

Add: $25 Steam Splurge

[n9103]

I opened Sappho's spoiler, and Nope'd right out after the first few words, knowing that she had done just what the spoiler implied.

I too shall Add 25$ Steam Splurge.

[Vector]

Add me to the $N.00 games, please--donate-only and Meph's as well

Also HUZZAH REUS \O/

[aristabulus]

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Add me to the $N.00 games, please--donate-only and Meph's as well

Also HUZZAH REUS \O/

.... you don't understand what "game donators only" means, do you?
Not added to anything inferred in the quoted post.  Try again when your reading comprehension improves.

[Vector]

I believe I was one of the donaters of copies of The Ship, before you banned it. If that's unacceptable, then that's fine.

[Gruntdonttoot]

I'd like to be added to the $25 Steam Splurge if it isn't donators only, I saw another $25 Steam thing and I wasn't sure if they were the same thing. Thanks once again!

[aristabulus]

... I wasn't sure if they were the same thing. Thanks once again!

They are indeed different things... that's why I kept Meph's wording. 
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I believe I was one of the donaters of copies of The Ship, before you banned it. If that's unacceptable, then that's fine.

I made a direct inquiry to whether your offer was sincere:

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I'm throwing another two copies of The Ship: Two Pack Gift onto the pile.

...are you serious?
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...because of the timing, it very much seemed to me like a sarcastic attempt at humour, due to the confusion around the number of game-units contained within the gift-units.

That was 7 days ago, no response or mention of it until now.  No response = no donation, therefore no entry into donator-only draws.

[Lord Allagon]

Add me to $25 Steam Splurge and AI War Collection 2014, please.

[aristabulus]

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[TheDarkStar]

Add me to AI War Collection 2014 please.

Also:

Space Engineers (x2)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There were 22 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
Meme
TheDarkStar
Sonlirain
Caroline
RedKing
Rilder
HARD
Evilsx
Sheb
Tronak
Aklyon
Mapleguy555
Japa
Vendayn
defeeca
Varee
Metalax
Sergius
BunnyBob77
teoleo
miauw62
ragnar119
Timestamp: 2014-12-09 22:38:59 UTC

Thanks LoSboccacc!

[aristabulus]

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[Skyrunner]

Nuuu I didn't get galciv T.T