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Foxite

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Urist McSecretive has created...
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:36:56 am »



Looks like it would be pretty bad if this one failed...

Coincidentally, the creator was my military commander who was legendary in almost all combat skills except for weapons skills that are not swordsdwarf. So it would be pretty serious if he went berserk, and looking at his profile, he definitely would. ("He is very quick to anger.")
« Last Edit: November 22, 2014, 05:47:12 am by latias1290 »
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Re: Urist McSecretive has created...
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2014, 02:50:06 pm »

Post an image!
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Re: Urist McSecretive has created...
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2014, 02:51:08 pm »

yea it's nothing without a description.

Incidentally, why does every dwarf artifact have to menace with spikes? I don't think I've had one that doesn't have them.
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Foxite

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Re: Urist McSecretive has created...
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2014, 03:01:23 pm »

Post an image!
yea it's nothing without a description.
What are you talking about :P
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Re: Urist McSecretive has created...
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2014, 04:00:20 pm »

yea it's nothing without a description.

Incidentally, why does every dwarf artifact have to menace with spikes? I don't think I've had one that doesn't have them.

It's a cultural thing, our puny human minds just don't get it.

Seriously, it's coded into the entity:
entity_default.txt, civ "Mountain" (i.e. dwarven)
[ART_IMAGE_ELEMENT_MODIFIER:PLANT:64]
[ART_IMAGE_ELEMENT_MODIFIER:TREE:64]
[ITEM_IMPROVEMENT_MODIFIER:RINGS_HANGING:64]
[ITEM_IMPROVEMENT_MODIFIER:BANDS:384]
[ITEM_IMPROVEMENT_MODIFIER:SPIKES:384]

Influences prices dwarven merchants offer for decorations of the given types resp. images of the given subjects and also influences frequencies with which crafters will pick that type of decoration when decorating things. Point in case - my super-encrusted gem baubles (>150 decorations each) have 10 and 9 "hanging rings" decorations vs. 44 and 37 "menacing spikes".
For those civ-specific value adjustments, decoration value is modified by the given values against the default of iirc 256, so a menacing spikes _decoration_ (not the item that's decorated with them, just the individual decoration) sells for 50% more to the dwarven civ (but gets zero value from elven traders; elves dislike spikes but value trees as image subject very highly).

In short: dwarfs just really like spikes. They also like "bands" as decoration, but those can't be made from all materials, while everything can be fashioned into spikes: it menaces with spikes of wool. (Random search image)
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Re: Urist McSecretive has created...
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2014, 04:03:00 pm »

so that's how wool spikes play out.

Far more adorable than I would have imagined.
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Re: Urist McSecretive has created...
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2014, 05:00:45 pm »

I can see that Iron Crown Enterprises might be descending into a spiral of trouble... seems all the hard-core detail-oriented folks who would like Rolemaster would eventually find DF and stay here instead :)
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Re: Urist McSecretive has created...
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2014, 05:58:34 pm »

...Has created what? What was the item?
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Re: Urist McSecretive has created...
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2014, 06:20:01 pm »

...Has created what? What was the item?
Sorry, the image turned into some kind of strange Arab-style statue. It was an iron crown named the "Spiral of trouble."
Edit: reuploaded the image, it now shows the correct image.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2014, 05:46:45 am by latias1290 »
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Re: Urist McSecretive has created...
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2014, 12:44:31 pm »

I thought perhaps it was an obscure reference to something. I felt so out of the loop.
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2014, 12:49:11 pm »

Spiral of Trouble would be a great band name.  ;)
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2014, 12:51:05 pm »

I'm hoping it would be more of a death metal or black metal band and less of a slipknot type of band.
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2014, 12:58:30 pm »

I felt so out of the loop.

Q. When should you feel grateful to be out of the loop?

A. By the gallows.

(Sorry, a bit of gallows humor there)
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2014, 01:00:01 pm »

I felt so out of the loop.

Q. When should you feel grateful to be out of the loop?

A. By the gallows.

(Sorry, a bit of gallows humor there)

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