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Was it because of the Mexicans?

Yes.
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Maybe.
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I don't know.
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I blame the Mexicans.
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Author Topic: The Zone Explorer -- Last spot filled, waitlist ready for newcomers.  (Read 12161 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Bump for modifying that sheet, NAV.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Pancaek

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Name: Heinrich Belyakov
Age: 29
Background: After his student days, Heinrich went travelling the world to "expand his horizons". Not a very clever man, he quickly got stuck somewhere on the border between eastern europe and russia without much money. He managed to steal some funds to get himself into the zone and buy a firearm, in the hopes that he could make the big haul and return home rich to start his true dream.
Specialisiation: Campfire musician (Guitar and harmonica)
Skills: sneaking and opening locks
Equipment: Military boots, Jeans, brown undershirt, old parka, dark blue scarf, revolver.
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NAV

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It is Edited.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

SaberToothTiger

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((All right, updating playerlist and making a waitlist. Dispensing secrets. Placing mutants and stalkers. Throwing salt into the ocean.))

All of you are currently sitting in a back of a truck moving along the road, surrounded by grotesque shrubbery and mutated trees. The rain is mercilessly pounding against the windows and the cloth cover. The cold is unbearable, but you know you have to hold, as there is no turning back now. You have seen the driver bribe a military sergeant in the checkpoint, assuring him that he is delivering food to the scientists and showing his license to be in the Zone. You do not have that license, and you will probably be shot on sight by the unforgiving soldiers. You know that you are headed towards a rookie camp, in which only recent arrivals, the weak, the craven and the poorest live.

When you look around through the back, you notice a huge, mutated boar run across the road, leading what seems to be a pack of weird animals with huge claws for legs and big size. You cannot imagine what those things were before the catastrophe, but you do not really want to ponder about it. The driver turns his head around, and starts muttering something in some Slavic language. Even the ones that do speak it, cannot discern the words from the mumbling of an old, drunken man. Your confidence in the stalkers is not especially high, considering how did the first pioneer look.

Ambrose:
You feel that you will soon have a head ache and a huge craving for alcohol, a sign of withdrawal that you can only beat through drinking that nice, warm bottle near your heart, both literally and metaphorically. At least you heard that vodka is cheap, common and can even be used as a makeshift way of dealing with radiation. Even the soldiers are said to drink it if they run out of the proper medicine.

Nigel Perkins:
Oh, how life treated you recently. Not only have you lost your passport, not only your only chance of returning to civilization is trough running around, avoiding anomalies, the radiation, military, other scavengers and picking up a dangerous artifact that could as well make your eyes turn into gophers. While you hope for the best, you can only rely on yourself. And there is a different problem.
You can barely speak Russian. Oh, you might find English speakers around, but considering how the population of the area is mostly bumbling idiots or psychotics, you are in for a treat.

Bill Thompson:
Even in your days as an agent did not prepare you for the dangers of the Zone. You have never seen the beasts roaming around, not even in the genetic lab back home. You probably will have trouble getting ammo for that pretty gun of yours, and your suit doesn't offer much in the protection department, but you can definitely get respect using your voice and a bit of threats. You also still kept your agent ID, and you may get some support from your fellow Americans in here, and maybe even the scientists, considering how these are a tad more educated than your standard explorer.

Nardo Polo, or something like that:
You really need a fix. That is the only thought that goes through your mind, and while you could just hit some of that lovely stuff you got, but you don't think that the guys around you will appreciate a brooding maniac shooting a dirty syringe through his veins whilst they are crumped together with him in the back of a truck driven by a no less brooding maniac. At least you still are armed; with four swords, no less. Maybe you should make sure that you get a steady supply of those drugs you oh so desire.

Heinrich Belyakov:
The dice rolled badly for you yet again, with you being stuck in a radioactive hellhole with just an old revolver between you and a sure death from the hands of murderers and mutants that inhabit this place. You look around your seat, and you notice that the driver has a harmonica, clearly not polluted by his dirty breath. You feel that you should take it and sell it to the guys in the camp.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Fniff

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Nigel, in this horrible and confusing situation, defaults to his standard conversation starter.
"Well, this is all rather jolly, isn't it?"

Pancaek

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"Ja, Very. Though I suspect I won't be so jolly if one of those things gores me to death. At least I'll die in good company, eh?"

Heinrich eyes the harmonica. It doesn't look that shabby, and some music might lighten the mood or get him a place around a campfire on a cold night. Or he could just sell it for some meager profit. Possibilities galore, but not until he gets a hold of it.

attempt to sneakily grab the harmonica when the driver isn't looking.
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DontBanTheMan

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"Well, this is all rather jolly, isn't it?"

"Jolly isn't really the word I would use to describe this situation, no."
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NAV

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Keep it together Nando.
Try to act normal and inconspicuous.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Ah fuck me... I'm stuck in the back of a truck with a raving lunatic. Сука. Maybe he'll get shot so I can rifle through his pockets. Ambrose leans sideways and stretches his legs, taking a swig from his vodka bottle. "Эй идиот, когда мы доберемся?!" Ambrose shouted to the front of the truck. "Любой из вас говорит ра России?"

((For those of you who don't speak Russian, that would be "Hey Idiot, when are we gonna get there" and "Any of you speak Russian" respectively. I'm bored so enjoy extra effort.))

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"Я говорю это в порядке," (I speak it alright) I reply to Ambrose, in an imperfect Russian accent. I extend my hand to him, "Name is Bill."
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((To all of you talking Russian, please continue, but also do translate what you write, if that would be okay.))

Nigel, in this horrible and confusing situation, defaults to his standard conversation starter.
"Well, this is all rather jolly, isn't it?"

The driver upon hearing words in English, suddenly shifts and smiles wildly and starts spewing random words in said language, asking questions and answering them himself. His joyful blubbering is uninterrupted for a good five minutes before he takes his eyes back to the road again. Well, it could be worse. He could do the same when somebody says anything in Russian...

"Ja, Very. Though I suspect I won't be so jolly if one of those things gores me to death. At least I'll die in good company, eh?"

Heinrich eyes the harmonica. It doesn't look that shabby, and some music might lighten the mood or get him a place around a campfire on a cold night. Or he could just sell it for some meager profit. Possibilities galore, but not until he gets a hold of it.

attempt to sneakily grab the harmonica when the driver isn't looking.

[3+1 driver is a mumbling, half blind and raving lunatic] You listen to whatever the idiot in the driving seat says, and when you see that he takes his eyes of the road, you move your arm quickly, although crudely, and snatch the harmonica without the old bastard noticing. However, the same cannot be said for your companions, who definitely could have seen you move, and probably also the harmonica itself. You give yourself a second to examine it, and you notice that it is pulsing, like a weak, beating heart. The search confirms that  it is untouched, and very well made. You feel a little closer to home.

Keep it together Nando.
Try to act normal and inconspicuous.

[2] You try, and you try, but it is apparent. You are shaking badly, and your eyes start looking towards a pouch on your belt where you keep the stuff. Your hands start going towards it against your will. [4]You manage to scold yourself into waiting longer before the shot, but you know that the urge will be coming, and coming, and you know of only way to stopping it.

Ah fuck me... I'm stuck in the back of a truck with a raving lunatic. Сука. Maybe he'll get shot so I can rifle through his pockets. Ambrose leans sideways and stretches his legs, taking a swig from his vodka bottle. "Эй идиот, когда мы доберемся?!" Ambrose shouted to the front of the truck. "Любой из вас говорит ра России?"

((For those of you who don't speak Russian, that would be "Hey Idiot, when are we gonna get there" and "Any of you speak Russian" respectively. I'm bored so enjoy extra effort.))

[3]The effects of the drink don't start immediately, but you can feel the warmth inside you, and that tickle in the brain, removing every side thought and leaving only the biggest, yet most affected thought. The urge for drinking is satisfied, but you are running low on the alcohol, but you could probably ask the driver for some?
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

werty892

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((to make things easier, everything my char says in italics is in Russian.))

Can't even hear me, the deaf bastard. Whatever. Ambrose glanced at the German, or at least judging by his accent, German. He motioned to the front of the cabin, and pointed at his bottle.
"Я говорю это в порядке," (I speak it alright) I reply to Ambrose, in an imperfect Russian accent. I extend my hand to him, "Name is Bill."
"Ambrose. Real shitter we've gotten ourselves into, eh?"

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"Ya...how did we ever end up here, eh?"
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Nigel nodded along and made noises he had hoped were interested hums but were really terrified mewlings. When the crazy man stopped talking to him, he quietly huddled into a ball and thought about how he could have gotten into such a terrible jam.

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"Hey, d-does anyone mind if I

Just a little bit to take the edge off.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.
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