What is all this national defence guff?
It's largely a relic of that
cold war. You know, that time when we all walked to school every day thinking about how nuclear missiles could fall from the sky at any moment and incinerate us all. Or that we might not be lucky enough to be incinerated instantly, and might have to survive for a couples days or weeks watching or skin fall off our bodies. Wondering if maybe we'd be close enough to ground zero that we'd simply cease to exist before we even heard the blast.
Oh, don't remember that? Too young?
Right.
Here's an instructional
video for children with a cartoon turtle and nice man explaining calmly how we certainly hope to have warning of a nuclear attack, but that we might not and how we should be ready at every moment of every day to drop to the ground and cover ourselves to avoid being ripped apart by debris from the shockwave. How we might be torn up by glass and burned by the flash effect.
You remember
duck and cover drills in school? I bet you thought those were for earthquakes. They weren't, originally.
The thing I am confused about is that this thing which we are currently calling national defence is not that. It can't be.
How exactly do you defend against
intercontinental ballistic missiles?
When I was in school, ICBM was an abbreviation in as common use as ATM is today. Try to imagine that. Imagines that the idea of missiles fired from halfway across the globe carrying nuclear payloads that could incinerate you is such a common topic of discussion that schoolchildren use the acronym for it.
How do you defend against those? Equipping your "defense" force on your beaches with tanks and guns isn't going to help. And at the time, shooting them down wasn't practical.
But what you can do is build a whole lot of missiles yourself and put them in underground silos and submarines that could be anywhere so that
You can insure that your opponent will be destroyed too. That's a another fun acronym that was in common use when I was in school. MAD. Mutually Assured Destruction.
We knew,
as kids, that we couldn't defend ourselves. Think about that. Try to understand. Day after day, year after year, knowing that there's nothing anybody can do to stop "the bad guys" from killing everyone you know, whether instantly or painfully over weeks. All you can do is have the ability to do it back to them and hope they're smart enough to choose to not push the button. Because if they do, it might mean not only that you and they die, but that
human civilization comes to and end.
Today, kids worry about things like date rape, school shootings...sure, unpleasant and unfortunate things. We worried about the end of human civilization as we starved to death under a radioactive, dusty, sunless sky and
watched the skin peel from our bodies.
So what can you do? Yes, you can build lots of nuclear missiles. And when you do you make sure you build more than they have, because the whole point is that it's a deterrent. You hope to never use them. But then they find out you have more missiles than they do, so they build more. Prompting you to build more. Oh dear, now we're
competing to see who can build more nuclear weapons, and before long you have enough to render the entire surface of the planet uninhabitable dozens of times over. Ok, maybe that was excessive. And worse, you're beginning to suspect that the deterrent is minimal. So what else can you do?
Instead of defending only your own country, you can start building military bases abroad.
Over a thousand of them. The world is a big place. Of course,
your opponent is doing this too. It's a competition to see who can put their weapons and planes and surveillance stations closer to their opponent.
But even that might not be effective. Even with bases everywhere across the globe monitoring, waiting, watching...ready to intercept planes and report, there still might be nuclear submarines right off your coast that you don't know about, able to strike without warning. Some of you might remember
a certain Sean Connery movie about how that might happen. So, since conventional solutions won't work, you invest in
highly speculative 'high tech' research to find alternatives.
I also have a very nice bridge for sale if anyone is interested.
It's easy to look back on this
now and say it's silly. And yes, it is silly. And pointless. And unnecessary. And unhealthy.
But try to understand why it is this way. How it came to this. Entire generations living in terror, trying to spend more and more money to solve an unsolvable problem. It got out of hand. It still is. We haven't recovered from it. Like the fat grandfather who came to this country from poverty, and ate himself fat and was proud of it, because his was the first generation to have enough food to be
capable of being fat. And you, the grandson who has grown up amidst aplenty, looking at him in bewilderment wondering why he's fat and keeps on eating.
The defense budget is fat and bloated for reasons. They might not be good reasons. But not that long ago they were reasons a lot of people could relate to: fear.