TURN 2
Check other player's dice to see if they are loaded. If they are, report them to the officials.
(3)YOU CATCH SOME RANDOM DUDE WITH LOADED DICE AND REPORT HIM. HOWEVER, HE IS NOT THE PERSON YOU ARE PROBABLY THINKING OF.
Obtain magic dice.
(3)YOU GO TO A MAGIC STORE AND ASK FOR MAGIC DICE. YOU ARE SOLD SOME.
OH, IT WAS A JOKE STORE, NOT A MAGIC STORE. OOPS.
[DICE STATUS: "MAGIC"]
SUPLEX BEIRUS
(5)YOU SUPLEX BERIUS. YOUR DICE, AWED BY THIS FEAT OF POWER, RESOLVE TO BECOME LIKE YOU.
[DICE STATUS: BODYBUILDER]
SHAPE THE FORCE OF MY CINEMATIC DICE INTO THE POWER OF UNDERDOG.
SO BASICALLY THAT MEANS THAT THE DICE ALWAYS JUUUSSST SCRAPE BY.
(6)YOU SUCCEED. YOU THINK.
[DICE STATUS: UNDERDOG?]
Start yelling about how someone stole my dice and replaced them with loaded dice.
Nah, forget that.
Check other player's dice to see if they are loaded. If they are, report them to the officials.
Punch this guy and loudly call him a pickpocket if he comes near me.
(5)HE DOESN'T, BUT YOU PUNCH HIM ANYWAY. HE IS SENT FLYING OUT THE WINDOW; HE PROBABLY SUFFERED SOME NASTY INJURIES. WILL HE MAKE IT TO THE STADIUM IN TIME?
SHAPE THE FORCE OF MY CINEMATIC DICE INTO THE POWER OF UNDERDOG.
SO BASICALLY THAT MEANS THAT THE DICE ALWAYS JUUUSSST SCRAPE BY.
Replace his dice with dice made of ClF3
(5)YOU SWITCH YOUR DANGEROUS DICE WITH HIS UNDERDOG DICE.
[DICE STATUS: UNDERDOG]
Obtain chaos dice. They're even more unpredictable!
(5)YOU DO SOME VOODOO RITUALS AND OBTAIN CHAOS DICE. THEY CERTAINLY SEEM UNPREDICTABLE. HALF THE TIME, THEY'RE NOT EVEN DICE!
...HOPEFULLY, THEY'RE DICE WHEN THE TOURNAMENT STARTS. YOU'RE NOT SURE WHAT THE RULING WOULD BE IF YOU TRIED TO ROLL A BANANA.
[DICE STATUS: CHAOTIC]
SHAPE THE FORCE OF MY CINEMATIC DICE INTO THE POWER OF UNDERDOG.
SO BASICALLY THAT MEANS THAT THE DICE ALWAYS JUUUSSST SCRAPE BY.
Siphon cinematic force from this guy to create OVERLOADED dice (much better successes, but when they fail, they fail HARD).
(1)YOUR DICE OVERLOAD WITH OVERLOAD ENERGY. THE OVERLOAD CREATES A LARGE EXPLOSION, SENDING YOU FLYING. THE DICE FLY IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
YOU'LL NEED TO FIND YOUR DICE (OR GET NEW ONES), AND FAST!
Obtain dice of carnage!
(1)YOU ATTEMPT TO TRANSFORM YOUR DICE INTO DICE OF CARNAGE BY USING THEM TO CUT OFF YOUR LEFT ARM. IT DOESN'T WORK, AND NOW YOU'RE MISSING AN ARM. THAT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER.
Load everyone else's dice to roll poorly. Strategic!
(2)YOU'RE NOT SURE HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE TO LOAD 61 SETS OF DICE, BUT IT WOULD DEFINITELY TAKE MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES.
Give my dice an extra dimension
(4)YOU SUCCEED, SOMEHOW.
[DICE STATUS: MULTI-DIMENSIONAL]
MURDER SPREE.
(4)YOU KILL SEVERAL DICE-ROLLERS BEFORE THE POLICE FIND OUT. YOU ARE SENT TO JAIL.
OBTAIN DICE MADE FROM BONES
(1)YOU TRY TO PRY A BONE FROM ONE OF THE CORPSES SO YOU CAN FASHION IT INTO A DICE, BUT A POLICEMAN GLARES AT YOU. YOU BACK AWAY.
ROUND 1 IS STARTING! GO TO THE ROOM OF ROLLING! IF YOU DON'T ARRIVE THERE WITHIN THE NEXT TURN, YOU MAY BE DISQUALIFIED.
NOTE: MOVING TO THE ROOM OF ROLLING IS A SECONDARY ACTION, AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT IN A POSITION FROM IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO REACH IT (E.G. LYING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW).
4MASKWOLF: QUESTIONABLY BLESSED DICE
BLAZING GLORY: LOADED DICE
YOINK: BLOODSTAINED DICE
SCINTILLANT
BERIUS: "MAGIC" DICE
TAMERVIRUS: BODYBUILDER DICE
EXECUTE/DUMBO.EXE: DANGEROUS DICE
WOLFKIT: UNDERDOG DICE
PERSON: CHAOTIC DICE
SCINTILLANT: NO DICE
SARRAK
ICYTEA31
TAAT: MULTI-DIMENSIONAL DICE
MASKED_KRUSADER
DARKPALADIN109
[ROUND 1 STARTING]
CONTESTANTS LEFT: 56
OFFICIALS: ON GUARD
SECURITY: ESTABLISHED
Are we going to get an update soon?
You ninja'd me, actually. I like to work on an update in the background while I do other things. Updates should generally arrive around this time, except on weekends. They'll be daily, hopefully.