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Author Topic: Deranged and Downtrodden  (Read 2249 times)

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Deranged and Downtrodden
« on: November 15, 2014, 04:52:25 pm »

Gotta admit, the story of how you ended up in the cave is a sad one. You were just a normal citizen of the world above, until they kicked you out. You don't know what you did, but wherever you go, the people spit on you, and trod on your dreams. Eventually, you became fed up with this, and retired from humanity, looking for a way to get your revenge. You heard rumors of kobold tribes living in this tribe, and gathered what little equipment you could find. Perhaps you could raise some sort of kobold army, and fight back. But first, who are you?

This is a suggestion game, about a (slightly crazy) person, plotting revenge on all of human society. Think of it like a first person dungeon keeper, perhaps.

Name: What's your name?
Background: What happened to you before this?
Description: What do you look like?
Occupation: What did you do before they kicked you out?
Inventory: Along with a shortsword and some armor, what did you bring with you into the cave?
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2014, 05:05:01 pm »

Our name is Zemiab Vantal. Otherwise known as Giggles the Clown due to our occasional uncontrollable gigglefits.
Our former occupation was Carnival Director and Part Time Clown.
We look like an angry clown. Garish clothing and makeup. We are 6'7, a giant of a man, but uncannily slender. Our arms and legs are quite long. At one point or another, we filed our teeth to points.
We were in charge of a traveling carnival. Famous through the land until the.. Incident. The entire circus dead, hundreds of innocents. Several miles of land corrupted with death magic. Regardless of our part in it, as the only survivor, we were treated with suspicion and hate by our kindred race.
We brought a number of the tools of our trade with us, as well as a black leatherbound book which we cannot read no matter how hard we try. It feels vaguely evil when touched.
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2014, 05:24:37 pm »

Our name is Zemiab Vantal. Otherwise known as Giggles the Clown due to our occasional uncontrollable gigglefits.
Our former occupation was Carnival Director and Part Time Clown.
We look like an angry clown. Garish clothing and makeup. We are 6'7, a giant of a man, but uncannily slender. Our arms and legs are quite long. At one point or another, we filed our teeth to points.
We were in charge of a traveling carnival. Famous through the land until the.. Incident. The entire circus dead, hundreds of innocents. Several miles of land corrupted with death magic. Regardless of our part in it, as the only survivor, we were treated with suspicion and hate by our kindred race.
We brought a number of the tools of our trade with us, as well as a black leatherbound book which we cannot read no matter how hard we try. It feels vaguely evil when touched.
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2014, 05:30:33 pm »

Our name is Zemiab Vantal. Otherwise known as Giggles the Clown due to our occasional uncontrollable gigglefits.
Our former occupation was Carnival Director and Part Time Clown.
We look like an angry clown. Garish clothing and makeup. We are 6'7, a giant of a man, but uncannily slender. Our arms and legs are quite long. At one point or another, we filed our teeth to points.
We were in charge of a traveling carnival. Famous through the land until the.. Incident. The entire circus dead, hundreds of innocents. Several miles of land corrupted with death magic. Regardless of our part in it, as the only survivor, we were treated with suspicion and hate by our kindred race.
We brought a number of the tools of our trade with us, as well as a black leatherbound book which we cannot read no matter how hard we try. It feels vaguely evil when touched.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2014, 05:39:49 pm »

All the worst things about clowns condensed into one horrible creature~
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2014, 05:42:30 pm »

Shouldn't it have been asked if there even was magic in this game first, since there was no mention of it? Regardless,

Our name is Zemiab Vantal. Otherwise known as Giggles the Clown due to our occasional uncontrollable gigglefits.
Our former occupation was Carnival Director and Part Time Clown.
We look like an angry clown. Garish clothing and makeup. We are 6'7, a giant of a man, but uncannily slender. Our arms and legs are quite long. At one point or another, we filed our teeth to points.
We were in charge of a traveling carnival. Famous through the land until the.. Incident. The entire circus dead, hundreds of innocents. Several miles of land corrupted with death magic. Regardless of our part in it, as the only survivor, we were treated with suspicion and hate by our kindred race.
We brought a number of the tools of our trade with us, as well as a black leatherbound book which we cannot read no matter how hard we try. It feels vaguely evil when touched.
+1
+1
+1.
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2014, 06:11:30 pm »

Shouldn't it have been asked if there even was magic in this game first, since there was no mention of it? Regardless,

Our name is Zemiab Vantal. Otherwise known as Giggles the Clown due to our occasional uncontrollable gigglefits.
Our former occupation was Carnival Director and Part Time Clown.
We look like an angry clown. Garish clothing and makeup. We are 6'7, a giant of a man, but uncannily slender. Our arms and legs are quite long. At one point or another, we filed our teeth to points.
We were in charge of a traveling carnival. Famous through the land until the.. Incident. The entire circus dead, hundreds of innocents. Several miles of land corrupted with death magic. Regardless of our part in it, as the only survivor, we were treated with suspicion and hate by our kindred race.
We brought a number of the tools of our trade with us, as well as a black leatherbound book which we cannot read no matter how hard we try. It feels vaguely evil when touched.
+1
+1
+1.
+1
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2014, 07:22:21 pm »

Shouldn't it have been asked if there even was magic in this game first, since there was no mention of it? Regardless,

Our name is Zemiab Vantal. Otherwise known as Giggles the Clown due to our occasional uncontrollable gigglefits.
Our former occupation was Carnival Director and Part Time Clown.
We look like an angry clown. Garish clothing and makeup. We are 6'7, a giant of a man, but uncannily slender. Our arms and legs are quite long. At one point or another, we filed our teeth to points.
We were in charge of a traveling carnival. Famous through the land until the.. Incident. The entire circus dead, hundreds of innocents. Several miles of land corrupted with death magic. Regardless of our part in it, as the only survivor, we were treated with suspicion and hate by our kindred race.
We brought a number of the tools of our trade with us, as well as a black leatherbound book which we cannot read no matter how hard we try. It feels vaguely evil when touched.
+1
+1
+1.
+1
+1

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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2014, 07:50:03 pm »

Shouldn't it have been asked if there even was magic in this game first, since there was no mention of it? Regardless,

Our name is Zemiab Vantal. Otherwise known as Giggles the Clown due to our occasional uncontrollable gigglefits.
Our former occupation was Carnival Director and Part Time Clown.
We look like an angry clown. Garish clothing and makeup. We are 6'7, a giant of a man, but uncannily slender. Our arms and legs are quite long. At one point or another, we filed our teeth to points.
We were in charge of a traveling carnival. Famous through the land until the.. Incident. The entire circus dead, hundreds of innocents. Several miles of land corrupted with death magic. Regardless of our part in it, as the only survivor, we were treated with suspicion and hate by our kindred race.
We brought a number of the tools of our trade with us, as well as a black leatherbound book which we cannot read no matter how hard we try. It feels vaguely evil when touched.
+1
+1
+1.
+1
+1
+1 Can also summon pies
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2014, 08:06:09 pm »

Why would he be able to summon pies? Summoning a food item is pretty high tier due to the combination of proteins, sugars, carbohydrates, and various other organic bits that need to be extremely carefully built to prevent it from being incompatible deadly poison.
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2014, 08:20:24 pm »

Why would he be able to summon pies? Summoning a food item is pretty high tier due to the combination of proteins, sugars, carbohydrates, and various other organic bits that need to be extremely carefully built to prevent it from being incompatible deadly poison.
What about incompatible deadly poison pies?

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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2014, 08:27:20 pm »

Maybe a goal for magic learning, we probs don't know any right now.
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2014, 09:02:48 pm »

(...why. why would you do this to me. i really, really do not want to play with a clown. could you guys...uh....pick something normal-ish?)
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2014, 09:10:30 pm »

(Not a clown person~?)
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Re: Deranged and Downtrodden
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2014, 09:11:42 pm »

(I'm willing to go with a clown, if that's what you really want, but...something more normal would be appreciated.)
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