Turn 6: It's Still Happening Vote for the new Crown Regent!
Count Alucard, who is Most Definitely Not a Vampire - 5 (25%)
King Candy, from the impoverished and sugar free kingdom of Candyland - 0 (0%)
Baron Snidely Whiplash - 4 (20%)
Prince Handsome - 1 (5%)
RICK ROCK, ACTION GOVERNOR - 3 (15%)
Buzz-buzz buzz buzz-buzz-buzz, Queen Bee - 7 (35%)
Floating in a barrel in the flooded street, the town crier rings his bells to make an announcement. "Voting for the Crown Regent closed last night. In a critical failure of our democratic system, only a mere 20 citizens have voted! Therefore, our new crown regent is a bee or something. We can only hope that a new king takes the throne and returns the authority of monarchy to you stupid, dirty peasants." He looks about the roofs of his village mournfully (that's all you can see anyway.) "Oh yeah, I'm also required to say: Buzz Buzz-buzz-buzz buzzy buzz."
Here's today's competitors in the race to level 100! Take a bow, everybody!Blazing Glory
Starn Gundar
Level 12Skills:
Rock Jitsu 7 (+3)
Puzzles 1 (+1)
Running Away 3 (+2)
Weapon Crafting 5 (+2)
Inventory:
Note of Being Satisfactory
100 gold
Masterwork +2 Axe
Lawastooshort
Langely Green
Level 26Skills:
Scissor Style 1 (+1)
Magic 25 (+6)
Inventory:
Eyepatch (not just for show)
Wizard Staff
450 gold
Amateur Arena Medal
Apprentice Arena Medal
Toaster
Ed from Accounting
Level 21Skills:
Running Away 3 (+2)
Business Investment 18 (+5)
Inventory:
Portfolio:
Small Farm, 1 EXP/Turn
Bee Thrower Factory, 2 shares of 3 EXP/Turn
SaberToothTiger
Thomas von Vsevolodovich
Level 16Skills:
Paper-Fu 3 (+2)
Scissor Style 1 (+1)
Fetching 10 (+4)
Puzzles 1 (+1)
Trapfinding 1 (+1)
Inventory:
500 gold
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MANLY MC MANN
Level 14Skills:
Rock Jitsu 14 (+4)
Inventory:
Compass +1 fetching
Disfiguring burns
NAV
Crab Nelson Jeff
Level 15Skills:
Scissor Style 3 (+2)
Puzzles 1 (+1)
Weapon Crafting 9 (+3)
Business Investment 1 (+1)
Running Away 1 (+1)
Inventory:
Masterwork +1 Sword, permanently attached in place of right hand
Bee Thrower
650 gold
Portfolio:
Bee Thrower Factory, 1 share of 3 EXP/Turn
And the supporting cast!Will Barkley, King of Adventure Kingdom
Squirrel (no skill)
Badger (Paper-fu +1)
Steve the Badger (Paper-fu +2?, has a chipped axe)
First Boss (mysterious)
Bear (Rock Jitsu +2)
Bandit Steve (deceased)
Merlon, Greatest Wizard of All Time (Magic +5)
Middle Manager of Death
Spectre
Ed's farmhands
Relatively Small Giant (Rock Jitsu +3)
Spectre (Magic +1)
Arena Master (Rock Jitsu +3)
Royal Accountant
Buzz-buzz buzz buzz-buzz-buzz, Queen Bee and Crown Regent (BbBBbb)
SaberToothTiger
Thomas von Vsevolodovich
Level 16You attempt again to open the door that previously stymied your efforts. Stymied, you think- that's a funny sounding word. [4]+1=5 While still thinking about the word 'stymied' you lean on a loose stone that opens door (1 EXP). You're in a large chamber, with a pool in the middle. On the far end of the pool, water gushes from a hole. It is surrounded by carvings of the creatures of the sea- fish, whales, giant squid, mermaids, and stranger things. You make your way around the chamber- just before you arrive at the hole, you are confronted by a raging Water Elemental. [6]+3=9 VS [2]+3+2=7 The Water Elemental's fighting style grants it an advantage, but after dodging a few mighty blows you plug up the source of the water and watch the elemental be flushed down the drain in the pool (3 EXP). You return, triumphant, to the village. Everything is covered in mud, but at least you can walk about instead of paddle. Also, the guards are wearing yellow-and-black uniforms, bursting into houses, and returning to the castle with containers of honey and mead. It appears things got a little topsy turvy while you were away. You return to the adventurer's guild, where the grateful guild leader rewards you with 7 EXP. You gain another EXP for not dying, totaling 12 EXP. You are now level 28, and in the lead!
Blazing Glory
Starn Gundar
Level 12You hatch a scheme to get a bunch of novice adventurers together, raid a dungeon, and then take all the loot for yourself. The flood water has just subsided in town, and you find three novice adventurers who agree to join you, since all of the quests in town right now involve scraping mud out of people's houses. [1] Actually, it looks like the other three adventurers were planning on stealing your priceless axe- and they make their move as soon as you're into the woods. [3] Fortunately, you catch the rogue trying to steal your axe, and he doesn't get it off of your before they all attack. [1]+5 VS [1]+4 After slapping the rogue away, you draw your axe, charge them, and fall flat on your face. You think you're done for, but all three of them fall flat on their faces subsequently. You stand up first, do your thing with the axe, and come away with 4 EXP, 200 gold, and a clean conscience. You get another EXP for surviving the turn, for a total of 5 EXP, and are now level 17.
Toaster
Ed from Accounting
Level 21You pull out all the stops to make your bank stand out. You haven't got any capital, [3]+5-2=6 but you use some of your investing wizardry to convince some construction workers to rush-install a fountain and stand around in guard uniforms, for the promise that they'll be paid extra once the bank earns the Royal Seal (3 EXP). Later, you receive a letter with the royal stamp, which is now a bee: "To Sir Ed of Accounting: We must inform that, by Royal decree, all operations pertaining to your "bee throwers" are to cease at once. No further inhumane treatment of bees will be tolerated while I, Buzz-buzz Buzz Buzz-buzz-buzz (heretofore BbBBbb) am Crown Regent. [5] However, I would like to inform you that your bank has been chosen to represent the crown. Von Straufmann was caught serving illegal HONEY on their toast in the lobby." Citizens throughout the village, rich and poor, entrust the bank with your money- it will begin earning 4 EXP each turn. While all profits from the bee thrower factory have ceased [5] your farm wasn't gathering any "illegal honey", so you still gain 1 EXP from that. You gain another 1 EXP this turn for not dying, totaling to 5 EXP. You are now level 26.
NAV
Crab Nelson Jeff
Level 15You decide that you're ready to attempt to ultimate weapon-crafter achievement: The self replicating weapon. Weaponception. The Swordularity. The Final Weapon Event. The legendary dwarven smith Lorik Awemedinade was said to have driven himself mad, locked in his hidden mountain sanctuary, trying to design a sword that shoots out other swords. The gnome engineer Garl Glittersteel was killed in an accident while trying to perfect his self-replicating axe. Now, you dare to try where they failed? [5]+3-6=2 You fail, in a word. You make a sword that shoots its blade, a sword with an axe on the other end that comes off, a sword with a slightly smaller sword that fits inside, but the end result is you sitting in your shed surrounded by piles of scrap metal and sub-par weapons. To make your day worse, you receive a letter with the royal seal, which is now a bee. "To Sir Ed of Accounting: We must inform that, by Royal decree, all operations pertaining to your "bee throwers" are to cease at once. No further inhumane treatment of bees will be tolerated while I, Buzz-buzz Buzz Buzz-buzz-buzz (heretofore BbBBbb) am Crown Regent." Not only did they shut down your bee thrower factory, they got your name wrong! At least you have your 1 EXP for not dying. You are now level 16.
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MANLY MC MANN
Level 14You have a bone to pick with a certain wizard. In exchange for helping someone pull their canoe out of the street (you just picked it up and threw it) you're told that Langely Greene was last seen heading to the wizard's guild- with all his money him, no less. See DUEL.
Lawastooshort
Langely Green
Level 26You decide that things are going well for you, and you're going to head down to the wizard's guild to buy a new magic staff with your tournament winnings. You enter the wizard's guild, stepping up the grand entry stairs and climbing to the high tower where valuable magic items are kept. You take a moment to catch your breath from climbing and look out over the kingdom- you can see the high mountain where the water shrine was from here, and all the tiny buildings the peasants live in. Your moment of peace is interrupted when MANLY MC MANN charges up the stairs after you! It's been coming. It's time for a DUEL.
DUEL Green VS MANN Rematch!
MANN charges up the stairs, and attempts to throw
Langely from the balcony with a barbarian scream!
[4]+6 VS
[6]+4! Mann grabs Langely and throws him straight off the tower, but Langely flies back up and counters with a fireball!
[3]+6=9 VS
[6]+4=10! Langely hovers by the edge of the tower, and fires a concentrated arc of lightning into Manly Mc Mann! However, lightning isn't enough to stop him- while still being electrocuted, he takes a few forceful steps forward, and finally, grabs the staff and rips it out of Langely's hands! Without the focus of his magic power, he stops hovering and drops like a rock (or perhaps a ripe tomato) off the edge of the tower. MANLY MC MANN gains 6 EXP and WIZARD STAFF! He also gains another 1 EXP for surviving, for a total of 7 EXP! He is now level 21. Langely Green gets no EXP for his failed shopping trip. He finds himself resurrected in the Evil Wizard's Guild, with his coinpurse still on hand but not his staff!
This means war.Here's today's competitors in the race to level 100! Take a bow, everybody!
Blazing Glory
Starn Gundar
Level 17
Skills: +5
Rock Jitsu 7 (+3)
Puzzles 1 (+1)
Running Away 3 (+2)
Weapon Crafting 5 (+2)
Inventory:
Note of Being Satisfactory
300 gold
Masterwork +2 Axe
Lawastooshort
Langely Green
Level 26
Skills:
Scissor Style 1 (+1)
Magic 25 (+6)
Inventory:
Eyepatch (not just for show)
450 gold
Amateur Arena Medal
Apprentice Arena Medal
Toaster
Ed from Accounting
Level 26
Skills: +5
Running Away 3 (+2)
Business Investment 18 (+5)
Inventory:
Portfolio:
Small Farm, 1 EXP/Turn
Bee Thrower Factory, 2 shares of 3 EXP/Turn (Closed)
Royal Bank, 4 EXP/Turn
SaberToothTiger
Thomas von Vsevolodovich
Level 28
Skills: +12
Paper-Fu 3 (+2)
Scissor Style 1 (+1)
Fetching 10 (+4)
Puzzles 1 (+1)
Trapfinding 1 (+1)
Inventory:
500 gold
werty892
MANLY MC MANN
Level 21
Skills: +7
Rock Jitsu 14 (+4)
Inventory:
Compass +1 fetching
Disfiguring burns
Wizard Staff
NAV
Crab Nelson Jeff
Level 16
Skills: +1
Scissor Style 3 (+2)
Puzzles 1 (+1)
Weapon Crafting 9 (+3)
Business Investment 1 (+1)
Running Away 1 (+1)
Inventory:
Masterwork +1 Sword, permanently attached in place of right hand
Bee Thrower
650 gold
Portfolio:
Bee Thrower Factory, 1 share of 3 EXP/Turn (Closed)
And the supporting cast!
Will Barkley, King of Adventure Kingdom
Squirrel (no skill)
Badger (Paper-fu +1)
Steve the Badger (Paper-fu +2?, has a chipped axe) Deceased
First Boss (mysterious)
Bear (Rock Jitsu +2)
Bandit Steve (deceased)
Merlon, Greatest Wizard of All Time (Magic +5)
Middle Manager of Death
Spectre (Scissor Style or something? I forgot.)
Ed's farmhands
Relatively Small Giant (Rock Jitsu +3)
Spectre (Magic +1)
Arena Master (Rock Jitsu +3)
Royal Accountant
Buzz-buzz buzz buzz-buzz-buzz, Queen Bee and Crown Regent (BbBBbb)
Water Elemental (Scissor Style +3)
Today's Enemies:-A Tree Stump
-Town guards, stealing your honey!
-Swarms of bees
-A Troll
Today's Quests:-Gather up ILLEGAL HONEY
-Seek the Glorified Grail
-Write the Royal Newspaper's first article (Choose a subject)
-Kill the Goblin King
Sorry for the big delay guys! If I don't stay in the groove of regular updates, I'm prone to just getting distracted. I guess that works out well for lawas though (although it's kind of a moot point). So, remember to get your actions in! I'll probably PM people if they don't reply within 24 hours or so, so they know the thread's back.