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[Tombsice]

You are Hero. You have the Declarative power.
You must defeat the evil rock.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

You don't have any stats yet. Declare some.

Spoiler: Abilities (click to show/hide)

Declare: Declare a stat into existence. You will then have such a stat. Other may also get that stat. Stats come with abilities by definition.

[freeformschooler]

Declare HP.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Declare Mana.

[NAV]

Declare rage.

[RangerCado]

Declare Attack!

[Tombsice]

You declare HP. You now have either 3 Hewlett-Packards or 3 Health Points. Probably the health thing.
You gain Headbutt
The rock now has 7 Health Points.
Also you notice a little flower. Surely this is not important at all.

You also get to work on Declaring more stats since I can only do one per update.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/3 -This stands for how many times you can be hit in the head and not lose conscience.

Spoiler: Abilities (click to show/hide)

Declare: Declare a stat into existence. You will then have such a stat. Other may also get that stat. Stats come with abilities by definition.
Headbutt: Hit your opponent with your head. The puns practically write themselves here. Lose 1 HP, remove 2 HP from your opponent.

[NAV]

Declare sword.

[The Froggy Ninja]

declare mana

[Tombsice]

You randomly choose and Declare Attack! You get 2 Attack!
You get Strike!
The rock gets nothing since it's a rock.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP:      3/3 -This stands for how many times you can be hit in the head and not lose conscience.
Attack!:   2/2 -It represents how much your punches hurt others.

Spoiler: Abilities (click to show/hide)

Declare: Declare a stat into existence. You will then have such a stat. Other may also get that stat. Stats come with abilities by definition.
Headbutt: Hit your oponent with your head. The puns praticly write themselves. Lose 1 HP, remove 2 HP from your oponent.
Strike!: Hit your enemeis with your your fists rather then with your head. Guarenteed to hurt you less. Remove from opponent's stat amount equal to your Attack! stat.

[The Froggy Ninja]

declare inventory

[Tombsice]

you randomly choose again and Declare, prosperity essence and/or video game adopted generic spell resource, mana You get 3 mana
you get fireball
the rock gets 1 mana

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP:         3/3 -This stands for how many times you can be hit in the head and not lose conscience.
Attack!:      2/2 -It represents how much your punches hurt others.
mana       3/3  how prosperous you are and/or how much you can bully the laws of Physics

Spoiler: Abilities (click to show/hide)

Declare: Declare a stat into existence. You will then have such a stat. Other may also get that stat. Stats come with abilities by definition.
Headbutt: Hit your oponent with your head. The puns praticly write themselves. Lose 1 HP, remove 2 HP from your oponent.
Strike!: Hit your enemeis with your your fists rather then with your head. Guarenteed to hurt you less. Remove from opponent's stat amount equal to your Attack! stat.
fireball  coax flames into appering with vague promises Spend 1 mana to remove 5 from an opponet's stat.

[Tombsice]

You randomly choose yet again and Declare inventory. You get 0 Inventory.
You get Stock's pile.
The rock gets nothing again since it can't actually act on it own.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP:         3/3 -This stands for how many times you can be hit in the head and not lose conscience.
Attack!:      2/2 -It represents how much your punches hurt others.
mana       3/3  how prosperous you are and/or how much you can bully the laws of Physics
Inventory:   0/5 -How well you know what stuff you are carrying.

Spoiler: Abilities (click to show/hide)

Declare: Declare a stat into existence. You will then have such a stat. Other may also get that stat. Stats come with abilities by definition.
Headbutt: Hit your oponent with your head. The puns praticly write themselves. Lose 1 HP, remove 2 HP from your oponent.
Strike!: Hit your enemeis with your your fists rather then with your head. Guarenteed to hurt you less. Remove from opponent's stat amount equal to your Attack! stat.
fireball  coax flames into appering with vague promises Spend 1 mana to remove 5 from an opponet's stat.
Stock's pile: You probably are going to end up carrying a big quantity of stuff. You might even carry lots. To weaponize such ability look no further than to burrying your foes in junk. Spend up to your max Inventory amount with a type of stat. Subtract the amount spent from all of your enemy's stats.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Strike the rock.

[Tombsice]

You decide to give Deciding a rest and Strike! the rock removing 2 HP.
It now has only 5 HP.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP:         3/3 -This stands for how many times you can be hit in the head and not lose conscience.
Attack!:      2/2 -It represents how much your punches hurt others.
mana       3/3  how prosperous you are and/or how much you can bully the laws of Physics
Inventory:   0/5 -How well you know what stuff you are carrying.

Spoiler: Abilities (click to show/hide)

Declare: Declare a stat into existence. You will then have such a stat. Other may also get that stat. Stats come with abilities by definition.
Headbutt: Hit your oponent with your head. The puns praticly write themselves. Lose 1 HP, remove 2 HP from your oponent.
Strike!: Hit your enemies with your your fists rather then with your head. Guarenteed to hurt you less. Remove from opponent's stat amount equal to your Attack! stat.
fireball  coax flames into appering with vague promises Spend 1 mana to remove 5 from an opponet's stat.
Stock's pile: You probably are going to end up carrying a big quantity of stuff. You might even carry lots. To weaponize such ability look no further than to burrying your foes in junk. Spend up to your max Inventory amount with a type of stat. Subtract the amount spent from all of your enemy's stats.

[Generally me]

Pick up rock then find someone to hit with it