Slurp beer from ground. WITH STYLE
[6] *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* YOU MANAGE TO LAP UP DECENT AMOUNT OF BEER FROM FLOOR
ALSO LOTS OF BROKEN GLASS. WHO WOULDA THOUGHT?
TONGUE AND MOUTH BEGIN BLEEDING PROFUSELY, IS VERY PAINFUL
Injury Acquired: Shredded Facemeats! Search for instrument that would be totally inappropriate for this.
[1] YOU STAGGER TO YOUR FEET AND, FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, GO LOOKING FOR NEAREST INAPPROPRIATE INSTRUMENT
OH HEY, THERE'S A SET OF BAGPIPES LYING OVER HERE. WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS? YOU PICK IT UP
SUDDENLY THERE IS AN UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAM FROM BEHIND YOU, THEN A SHARP PAIN AND EVERYTHING GOES BLACK
Item Gained: Bagpipes!
Item Lost: Consciousness!
Item Lost: Bagpipes!Whip out mah bagpipes and begin to lay down some funky tunes.
[5] YOU LOOK FRANTICALLY AROUND FOR YOUR BAGPIPES
SPOT THEM LYING ON THE GROUND ABOUT TEN METRES AWAY, NEAR THE ASHES OF THE BONFIRE
SOME WEIRD GUY PICKS 'EM UP AS YOU'RE WALKING OVER TO GET THEM, AND WITH A CRY OF SCOTTISH-THEMED RAGE (WHICH NO-ONE COULD EVER HOPE TO UNDERSTAND BECAUSE OF, YOU KNOW, SCOTTISH ACCENT) YOU BELT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A ROCK AND RESCUE YOUR TERRIFYING INSTRUMENT
[1] YOU THEN GO TO PLAY THEM FOR YOUR MOSTLY-COMATOSE AUDIENCE, ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THE BAG HAS BEEN PUNCTURED SEVERAL TIMES AND PRODUCES NO MORE THAN AN UNHEALTHY WHEEZING SOUND. AN AWFUL MOMENT FOR YOU, BUT PERHAPS A MERCY FOR EVERYONE ELSE
Trait Gained: Scottish Accent!Item Gained: Bloody Rock!Item Gained: Bagpipes (Broken)!Attempt to drive the bus.
[1] ...
ANOTHER ONE?! WHAT THE HELL IS RANDOM DOT ORG DOING TO YOU GUYS? BAH
WELL, TIME TO ROUND PEOPLE UP AND GET THIS SHOW (BACK) ON THE ROAD
YOU GET SHAKILY TO YOUR FEET AND TAKE STOCK OF SITUATION
SOME GUY IS SHOUTING UNINTELLIGIBLE GIBBERISH AT A DEAD-LOOKING SET OF BAGPIPES, THE BUS IS AT ONE SIDE OF THE CLEARING WITH SOME PAINFUL-SOUNDING COMMOTION GOING ON INSIDE, AND SOME OTHER GUY IS-- RUNNING TOWARDS YOU SCREAMING?!
SUDDENLY YOU ARE LYING FLAT ON YOUR BACK STARING AT THE SKY THROUGH THE TREES
YOUR HEAD WAS SORE ENOUGH TO BEGIN WITH. NOW IS EVEN WORSE. WHYYYYYY.
State Gained: Prone!
State Gained: Concussed!BEGIN THE NATIVE BEER DANCE.
SAID DANCE MAKES BEER RAIN FROM THE SKY.
[1] (I HAVE NO WORDS)
YOU SCREAM, "NATIVE BEER SUMMONING DANCE WHOOOOO!" AND MOSH-CHARGE DIRECTLY AT THE NEAREST AWAKE-LOOKING PERSON WHILST WAVING YOUR ARMS MADLY. YOU SLAM STRAIGHT INTO THE POOR GUY, WHO WAS JUST STAGGERING TO HIS FEET, YOU CLASH HEADS AND BOTH COLLAPSE HEAVILY TO THE GROUND
YOU FEEL PRETTY SORE, BUT THEN SUDDENLY YOU BEGIN TO FEEL EVEN WORSE
YOU'RE GETTING LIKE, BAD VIBES, MAN. MAYBE BLAMING THE NATIVE SPIRITS FOR YOUR STUPIDITY WAS A BAD IDEA...
Native Beer Dance Failed!
State Gained: Prone!
State Gained: Concussed!
State Gained: CURSED!Retrieve arms from bus
ARMS? DO YOU MEAN, LIKE, WEAPON ARMS OR BODYPART ARMS?
[2] ...HMM. LET'S JUST SAY YOU HAVE A PROSTHETIC ARM. AND IT IS CURRENTLY IN THE BUS SOMEWHERE. THAT WORKS
[4] YOU GET UP FROM WHERE YOU WERE SPRAWLED AND STAGGER YOUR WAY OVER TO BUS
YOU MAKE YOUR WAY PAST THE TWO IDIOTS FIGHTING OVER A BUNCH OF SMASHED BEER BOTTLES AND RETRIEVE YOUR ARM
Trait Gained: Amputee (Arm)!
Item Gained: Prosthetic Arm!
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