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PiotraperPL

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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2014, 03:44:24 pm »
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key:
α = Herring, Remuthra's legal representative
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
T= Temple of Semantics
@= Corner Shop

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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2014, 05:39:38 pm »
Wasn't there a rule that summons the wall of money boss whenever a corner shop remains unused for large periods of time?
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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2014, 06:24:08 pm »
According to the XCOM Rules of Engagement: 71.265 Orders Expanded, without the presence of an apocolyptic event, XCOM soliders spew 5 Hip Chimpanzees North one time. The first chimp spewed must be adjacent to the solider, but every chimp thereafter must be adjacent to a chimp and North of the soldier.

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key:
α = Herring, Remuthra's legal representative
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
T= Temple of Semantics
@= Corner Shop
C= Hip Chimpanzee
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Re: TACTICUS
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2014, 02:53:09 am »
But... but Advanced Strategies 7th Edition section 56 states that when chimps are spawned you must convert part of field into chess board and place 16 pawns on it...
Your move.

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key:
α = Herring, Remuthra's legal representative
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
@= Corner Shop
C= Hip Chimpanzee
i = Black pawn
i = White pawn
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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2014, 12:08:14 am »
In King Tut's Tome: Tut's Turn on Turns, it is stated that a player can take a turn after the turn after their last turn if no other player takes a turn in one Earth day. This reference is in  Chapter 3: Turn Clocks and Intelligent Hamsters. Since it has been more than one Earth day, I shall take my turn.

If a chess board is put into play without their being any suitable players of a game of chess, as defined byBoard Games in a Game of Tacticus; a guide to boardception, written by the High King of the Turks, two old geezers are spawned on opposite ends of the chess board. They come in wearing appropriate clothing from Styles and Their Appropriate Occupants in the chapter People Don't Have to Hatey Their Eighties. I choose to place them in Dusty Flannel and Musty Khakis.

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key:
α = Herring, Remuthra's legal representative
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
@= Corner Shop
C= Hip Chimpanzee
i = Black pawn
i = White pawn
g = Old Geezer



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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2014, 02:01:04 am »
According to the 3rd Edition Willy Wonka's Expansion Ruleset, when two old geezers are in play the players must roll a d6, which turns them into chocolate pillars if the score is higher than 3.

d6 Roll = 2

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key:
α = Herring, Remuthra's legal representative
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
@= Corner Shop
C= Hip Chimpanzee
i = Black pawn
i = White pawn
g = Old Geezer
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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2014, 06:08:11 am »
No chocolate pillaring yet, but the Core Appendix XCIV: Monster Attractions dictates that the potential of chocolate summons a Potential Hungry Beast.  In the event of actual chocolate appearing, the beast becomes real instead of potential.

d6 Roll = 1

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key:
α = Herring, Remuthra's legal representative
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
@= Corner Shop
C= Hip Chimpanzee
i = Black pawn
i = White pawn
g = Old Geezer
B = Potential Hungry Beast
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« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2014, 12:13:20 pm »
As Laws of Chess: For competitions on TACTICUS allows, I move white pawn.

d6 Roll = 5

Oh look at that. According to 3rd Edition Willy Wonka's Expansion Ruleset Geezers must be turned now, which causes Potent Hungry Beast to become real.

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            ..X
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key:
a = Herring, Remuthra's legal representative
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
@= Corner Shop
C= Hip Chimpanzee
i = Black pawn
i = White pawn
g = Chocolate pillar
B = Hungry Beast
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« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2014, 03:44:33 pm »
An Ancient and Global Conspiracy moves a black pawn.
However, in Conspiracies and You: A Layman's Guide to*SLRCHKT*

Ahem. A second player reveals a black pawn to actually be a queen. The Black Queen captures the legal representative!
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key:
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
@= Corner Shop
C= Hip Chimpanzee
i = Black pawn
Q = Black pawn
i = White pawn
g = Chocolate pillar
B = Hungry Beast
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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2014, 12:01:47 am »
The Hungry Beast devours the nearest chocolate pillar. According to the Core Monster Manual, this causes the Hungry Beast to turn into a Not Hungry Beast.

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            ..X
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key:
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
@= Corner Shop
C= Hip Chimpanzee
i = Black pawn
Q = Black pawn
i = White pawn
g = Chocolate pillar
B = Not Hungry Beast
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« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2014, 06:23:56 am »
According to the dicts of Legal Representation and You, Vol XVIII, when a legal representative is captured, four (4) SWAT officers and a hostage negotiator appear in the vicinity.


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key:
~ = Smushed Body
X= Xcom Soldier
@= Corner Shop
C= Hip Chimpanzee
i = Black pawn
Q = Black pawn
i = White pawn
g = Chocolate pillar
B = Not Hungry Beast
^=Officer
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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2014, 12:14:23 pm »
Lets see what we have here. Color washout, check. Distortion, check. Long time since previous player activity, check. Well, according to TACTICUS Advanced: Proper use of weather effects. 7th Edition this is suitable situation to deploy global ice age, resurrect of mammoths and human hunters who always follow the mammoths.

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key:
@ = Corner Shop
g = Chocolate pillar
M = Mammoth
H = Human hunter
I = Glacier
. = Snow
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« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2014, 03:31:00 pm »
Well, According to Tactics Additional Material: Food and Food Related Locations, the start of an iceage with mamoths results in the destruction of any post-industrial era items, which includes sculpted, long lasting chocolate, along with corner shops.

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H = Human hunter
I = Glacier
. = Snow
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« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2014, 06:33:59 pm »
According to Post Apocalyptic Commercial Law Weekly, Vol. XLVII, however, whenever a catastrophic event destroys a business, the owner is retroactively reimbursed the damages.

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key:
M = Mammoth
H = Human hunter
I = Glacier
. = Snow
= = Ludicrously Large Pile of Gold Bars
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« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2014, 06:46:57 pm »
According to The Austere Tome of Randomized Inventory Distribution, one of the potential randomly generated objects for a human hunter is a random Wand. By flooring the basic numerical principles and inverting the primal yield[As described in Volume III: Mathematical Fuckery], the random number generater gives the human hunter a Wand of Polymorph. However, Volume I/II: Enviromental Hazards indicates that in cold temperatures fragile magical objects explode. The resulting Polymorph explosion melds together the pile of gold bars into a Gold Golem.
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