I haven't had the opportunity to update in a while, but things should speed back up again now. As a result, this update was created over the course of several nights, so I at least got some cool stuff done.
The first thing that I do is go to check on Booker while he's having a dream. Apparently he dreams of being a stick-figure ragdoll who I can swing around using the stylus. I could use a dream interpreter right now.
This is a photo that Ryuko supposedly took because she's a budding photographer or something. It came complete with a name which sounded like something Urist would name one of her crazy engravings.
It looks... pretty great, actually. I can't give her a sailor uniform, but I can give her a pilot's uniform, which is the next best thing.
It's time for Quirky Questions!
...This speaks volumes about my sense of humor. Shame on you if you laughed.
You can't escape her, Boss. She's a part of you. She's a part of all of us.
I haven't looked at the ranking boards in a while, so I go look at those. Here's what meets my eyeballs after I look at the "Girl Charm ranking":
Pretty much exactly what I'd expected.
Love has come to town, again. I would be more excited if it wasn't with that demon-lady.
Smooth move, Booker. You swept her off her feet so hard that I felt it.
JUST TURN AROUND AND KEEP EATING, INTERLOPER.
See, Nudist? You can't change true love.
The day before the following events, Urist and Ryuko had a fight which Ryuko attempted to patch up. It went terribly, Urist totally ripped Ryuko's heart out, going so far as to say "I'm still not over it". Hilarity ensued.
Let's just set that aside for a minute. I'm going to the cafe.
Even outside of meatspace, I don't understand the things people talk about.
But you've known each other for less than a month. Oh, well... It's your decision, Mrs. Kiryuin.
A picture of an intelligent family.
...This happened so fast. I am sorry, Yoink. I really am.
OKAY, ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS? I understand that I have abnormally bad luck, but what the shit. Both of them blinked in every one of the pictures from their honeymoon, except for Bano in that last one. Wow.
Awww! That's great! Is it a boy or a-
O_O
It looks just like mommy. *ahem*.
He looks just like mommy.
...It's great... O_O
...Ahaha... No, I'm too busy... Seriously, just no...
I'm gonna go see that magic show now, okay? Don't drop it. Him.
I feel bad about doing this to my own mii. But hey, the crowd wanted it.
KING. If this has anything to do with your boy, the answer is no. Keep me the hell away from him.
Or don't, I guess. To be brutally honest, I knew you two would stab me in the back like this eventually.
I spent ten freaking minutes trying to rock the 3DS in a way that would complete this minigame. It seemed like everything I did just made Jayden cry harder. Or maybe it was the way I looked at him. I eventually figured it out, anyway.
"She was like a mother to me..."
Too bad I changed my mii into an adult, then. Maybe Satsuki and the King won't make such bad parents.
I promise I'll add Hannibal and Adolf soon.