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[mainiac]

ssssss COOL

[MarcAFK]

To be fair I said he should remain spiritually drunk. You've probably had enough, drink some water and have a nap .

[mainiac]

If I sleeep I have to get up and face the world.  I fucking hate the world.

Fuckingv packers.

[LordSlowpoke]

well i'm not awake myself

this train is heated as if lizards run the whole thing

so there's that? at least it's not france or i'd never get anywhere

[Knit tie]

I am awake, unlike you. I mean, all the orange grasshoppers keep telling me that I am perfectly awake, and they're underwater as well, so I have no reason not to believe them.

[LordSlowpoke]

how can you hear them if they're orange?

[Sergarr]

how can you hear them if they're orange?

ow why did you hit me with an orange

my poor ear

[LordSlowpoke]

orange you glad i didn't use a banana

[Sergarr]

An interesting invention. I think I saw this in the cinema once...

[wobbly]

Nationalistic paranoid idiots like Knit Tie weren't just be fringe wankers, they were the norm. 

You know, I am just wondering, how the hell did I manage to become your worst enemy above people like Sergarr and Guargian?

To be honest I see you as more of a blind patriot then either Sergarr or Guardian. At least they're more straight up & honest about their viewpoints.

[Sheb]

Well, I did the mistake of reading Mainiac adorable drunken rants this morning, and so instead of focusing on the inner working of differential centrifugation for my exam, my mind produced this:

Warriors of the Flamewar

Team Vatnik

Guardian GI, Bipolar Nationalist: This warrior alternate between informative posts about the situation at the front and rant about how NATO is our to finish the job started by Hitler and Napolean before eating Russian babies. The variety of styles make him a dangerous foe. Also, he was a weird fetish for tractors and buses.

miljan, Drive-By Nationalist: This warrior pop by out of nowhere from time to time, shoot a burst of pro-Russia article before disappearing over the horizon once more.

Knit Tie, Nihilist Nationalist: This warrior understood that reality doesn't really exist, and that so-called "facts" are just made up by various side. It uses its knowledge to generate facts out of thin air, similarly to the american Truthimancer.

Sergarr, Disappointed Nationalist: This one knows Russia is the best, strongest country on Earth. The proof? The only government that ever manage to screw Russia was the Russian one.

Comrade P., Honorary Frenchman: "What, there is a war going on?"

Team Salnik

Owlbread, Equal Opportunity Nationalist: Hates Russia with a passion. But also hates France, the US, China, India, Myanmar, the UK, Belgium, Ukraine and Switzerland. Not sure if St Peter should secede from Vatican City or not. His omnidirectional hate makes him hard to attack.

Ukrainian Ranger, Scapegoat nationalist: Is convinced that everything is Russia's fault, from the war in Donbass to the lack of decent noodleshops in Kharkiv. Would like for Ukraine to be Israel, but sadly Ukraine keeps being Ukraine.

Helgoland, Troll Naturalist: Usually more interested in discussing how various posters reached their conclusions rather than trying to oppose their points. Weirdly act as if there was any point in trying to understand someone else on the internet.

Mainiac and Mict, Moral High Grounder: Those warriors climb fast, and like to use their high vantage point to show that their adversaries are freedom-haters. Sadly disappointed that their adversaries don't care.


Maybe I should start a forum game with this.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

You forget that Owlbread is a recently confessed Wilhelm lover!

[Knit tie]

Sheb, Rationalising Nationalist: This warrior hides his burning passion for his country and EU in general behind a mask of flimsy reason, thus allowing him not only to utilise the moral high ground, but also to accuse his opponents of being propaganda shills. He still, occasionally, shows his true colours with rants about how he's going to defend his belover EU from evil Putin.


Also, c'mon, seriously, why am I the irrational propagandist all of a sudden? Is it that bus? Honestly, I think that rebels might as well've shot it, I really don't care, one destroyed bus does not many destroyed cities equal. It's just that you called my not well thought-out post "irrational propaganda," and I was trying to get back at you for that out of sheer hard-headed spite.

Maybe you should rename me "Confrontational Nationalist," instead.

 

[Comrade P.]

Heh, that was nice, Sheb.

I'm more like Swissman, though - in the thickness of conflict, but just watching people fighting all around.

On an unrelated note, Putin approves giving to each resident of Far East 1 ha. of land to use for any business (link in Russian)

[PanH]

Well, I did the mistake of reading Mainiac adorable drunken rants this morning, and so instead of focusing on the inner working of differential centrifugation for my exam, my mind produced this:

Ahah, this is awesome.