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slothen

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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2014, 11:22:23 am »
When guilds get in, there should be a secret assassin's guild and an interface for the overseer to give them kill jobs.
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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2014, 12:37:14 pm »
Quote from: slothen on November 04, 2014, 11:22:23 am
When guilds get in, there should be a secret assassin's guild and an interface for the overseer to give them kill jobs.
Well, if the Overseer knows it's there then it's not very secret, now is it?

* Urist McMegalomaniac hires the assassin's guild to kill the Overseer. *
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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2014, 01:26:58 pm »
Quote from: Dirst on November 03, 2014, 03:49:05 pm
"My name is Inigo Montoya.  You mandated a rose gold bed.  Prepare to die."

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Quote from: Melting Sky on December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm
The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.

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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2014, 04:03:43 pm »
Would that be a labor, military option for dwarves or goblin trick? It would certainly help with some problems...

Urist McKnife has assassinated Urist McBloodSucker, preventing legendary mason from being eaten
Urist McKnife has assassinated Urist McFirebug, stopping the booze stockpile from being ignited
King Urist has been assassinated by undercover goblin spearmaster

If it did turn into a tactic used by militaries, it would probably end up working like vampires, they only reveal their assassinness when they are about to kill their victim... if it was a labor, then missions would probably be filled rather quickly when you have a dozen knife masters show up in a migrant wave
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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2014, 07:40:56 pm »
I expect vampires WOULD use it, definitely. I mean, they already have "argh you've found me out and are dragging me away, oh look I'm the Mayor now, you pigs, let me go!" down pat.
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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2014, 10:26:59 pm »
I just realized, what if you told a dwarf to assassinate itself?
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« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2014, 11:57:07 pm »
Quote from: Aslandus on November 05, 2014, 10:26:59 pm
I just realized, what if you told a dwarf to assassinate itself?

This is a game where doctors consider removal of the heart, lungs, spine, or brain to all be valid treatments for necrosis. I think we both know that Urist would be only too happy to plunge a dagger into his own heart.
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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2014, 02:30:24 am »
Quote from: latias1290 on November 04, 2014, 01:26:58 pm
Quote from: Dirst on November 03, 2014, 03:49:05 pm
"My name is Inigo Montoya.  You mandated a rose gold bed.  Prepare to die."

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Quote from: TruePikachu on November 04, 2014, 06:12:23 am
Quote from: Dirst on November 03, 2014, 03:49:05 pm
"My name is Inigo Montoya.  You mandated a rose gold bed.  Prepare to die."
I'm calling this for sigging

My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my sig. Prepare to die.
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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2014, 01:49:53 pm »
Quote from: TruePikachu on November 06, 2014, 02:30:24 am
Quote from: latias1290 on November 04, 2014, 01:26:58 pm
Quote from: Dirst on November 03, 2014, 03:49:05 pm
"My name is Inigo Montoya.  You mandated a rose gold bed.  Prepare to die."

Lol sigged

Quote from: TruePikachu on November 04, 2014, 06:12:23 am
Quote from: Dirst on November 03, 2014, 03:49:05 pm
"My name is Inigo Montoya.  You mandated a rose gold bed.  Prepare to die."
I'm calling this for sigging

My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my sig. Prepare to die.
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Quote from: Melting Sky on December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 pm
The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.

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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2014, 04:27:30 pm »
Quote from: Aslandus on November 05, 2014, 10:26:59 pm
I just realized, what if you told a dwarf to assassinate itself?
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Re: Just a stupid idea that I just have to get out public.
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2014, 04:59:24 pm »
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« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2014, 05:05:56 pm »
That's the joke m8
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« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2014, 05:06:43 pm »
Quote from: wierd on November 10, 2014, 04:59:24 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 10, 2014, 04:27:30 pm
Quote from: Aslandus on November 05, 2014, 10:26:59 pm
I just realized, what if you told a dwarf to assassinate itself?
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Damn those damned number placement games! I KNEW they would drive somebody to snap eventually!

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« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2014, 05:18:57 pm »
Oh no, I caught it. I just am "that guy", and revel in it. >:D

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« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2014, 05:31:17 pm »
How very wierd
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