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[flame99]

((...Should I get a pop bonus for the assimilated chickens? I don't think they'd do much to help around the place, but if the Calculator is wielding an axe, I'm sure at least one of them could pick up a broom or something and help clean the remains of the last schmuck to land on the Fluxxstone.))

Send the Chicken War Calculator, backed up by two other Chicken Warriors to go deal with the Enraged Chaos Duck. Fling them in the general direction of an outer Fluxx stone, vaguely maneuvering them to increase the chickens' chances of landing safely. Should things look bad for the Calculator, see if I can't spend some Raw Fluxx to make one of the stones hit the ECD again.

Also, on second thought, rename the Chicken War Calculator the Cluckulator.

[RAM]

Dr. Coggington moves to P3, attempts to land, and begins analysing the island.

[flabort]

The meeting of the Council on Castle Arrip takes place.
High Counselor Flabort, for what purpose have you assembled the council?
As I am sure you have been made aware, several castles have taken to the skies to rival our own. But more than that, some of them dare to enslave and feast upon avians. Droves of blue chickens have landed on the other sky castles, and are being tortured, changed, enslaved, and devoured.
This is... unacceptable. High Counselor, what do you propose?
I propose the council give me free reign to declare war upon these intruders to our skies and lead the war efforts.
I say we put this to a vote. All in favor?
The council unanimously raises their hands, except for one member.
All opposed?
The council all drops their hands, except for the same member who raises their hand.
Motion passed. Sorry, Roger, could you care to explain your objection?
We know that our proud Castle Arrip was gifted with a powerful weapon today. In his haste to test it, he almost hurt several civilians, and a few of our millitary mages. He is once again showing signs of hastiness and irresponsibility.
The council finds that Roger is making a play to overthrow the High Counselor, and rejects his objection.
You're all lazy pawns and can't even see it!
Thank you, council. My first act in declaration of war is to declare that The Hand of God has insulted all sky-bourne and feathered races.

Open fire on the Hand of God, all weapons except for the anti-projectile water nets.

Manufacture 20 lbs of Apocalypse Arrows, while researching a more effective Arrow that does not boomerang back with 20 lbs more. Designate 20 lbs more to maintenance of weaponry while firing.

Do not use the Longbow yet, except for testing new arrows. While testing, fire in the direction of the Hand of God.

[flame99]

A bolt of Fluxx discharges, and winding lazily, the hazy green bolt finds it's way to Queen Kekerezzar. Though it fails to take shape, instead orbiting the Queen slowly, sound begins to emanate from it.
"Hello, Royal One. I am the Omnipotent Overmind of the Fluxxstone, and I am the harbinger of something greater - vaster than what you know as your world. Though I am nothing but an emissary of a greater force, I find you...interesting. Perhaps we may come to an arrangement?
I couldn't have helped but overhear that Castle Arrip has grown enraged at your treatment of avians, and I'm afraid I've other atrocities to those upon my vessel. Perhaps, all told, a truce may be in order? We are a touch far to help at the moment, but should the Arrip still pose a threat when we arrive, would you like our aid, in exchange for your alliance for the time being?

Think-- Two vast forces, one divine and one cthonic, against all those in our path! What glory we would bring! What bloodshed! The fierce warriors of your subjects, and the unrivaled psionic prowess of my consciousness, together as one!"

[Eric Blank]

Captains orders; turn southwards to f18 and seek refuge in the cloud bank. Anchor to island upon arrival.

Detach prospecting and research team to provide detailed examinations of useful flora, fauna, and mineral deposits.

Keep an eye on that duck and the rock monster.

Engineering team will attempt to manufacture parts for the devise.

[10ebbor10]

Devastator Airship

- Repair all internal damage, clean up the fire hazard and such.

- Leave the duck alone, it's a duck, what harm can it do.

- Move East, fire torpedo's North.
((So much for area denial, anyway. I hoped the gas would at least stay one or more turns.))

[micelus]

The Queen listened carefully to the incorporeal being. "Weee accept your offfer of truccce One of Fluxxxx...No bloood shalll be shed of you or mine fooooor a time."

...

The Queen heard only of the declaration of war just as the enemy fortification approached. Instantly, the Queen made preparations for a fight, calling upon her Gentry and Servants to ready themselves for combat.

Activate the Hallowed Choir and Divine Shields. Accelerate towards Castle Arrip and attempt to ram it. Once at mid-range, Open fire with both Angel-Fire Cannons. Unleash the Toxic Spitters and Open both Skirmisher Hangers.

[Aklyon]

Area denial would be more effective if you were close to anyone at all, ebbor.

[10ebbor10]

Area denial would be more effective if you were close to anyone at all, ebbor.

I meant that I hoped to see poison clouds flow around the map, following the wind.

[Aklyon]

Ah. Now that I could do.

[Eric Blank]

That is absolutely terrifying. What exactly is this gas of which you speak?

[RAM]

Is it harmful to yourself, mechanical life, or poultry?

[10ebbor10]

Mainly anti biological, but still relatively corrosive.

[GiglameshDespair]

"Avians. There's something odd about them."
"No matter. It seems Krakkus is hungry. Clearly, more biomass is wanted in the Deep Organs."
"They will be assimilated and we can inspect this island."

Assimilate the flying birds and turn them into drones and combat-forms.
Move onto the island and inspect it.

---

Send a diplomat to the Laputa.

We are the representatives.
We speak for Krakkus.
Those who attack us shall perish.

[ansontan2000]

Send a team down to the island to consider the feasibility of starting a titanium mining operation.
Begin attempted breeding of chickens.
Disassemble arc blazer and attempt to replicate.