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[My Name is Immaterial]

Before anyone can touch the sword, shout out a random spell from my Grimoire, hopefully aimed at the sword.

[NAV]

Get sword. Say spell. Make money.

[Prophet]

Start reading my grimoire.

[Hawk132]

Quickly skim through my grimoire.

Attempt to grab the sword if it looks safe to wield.

If I managed to acquire the sword, commence stabbing.

[Mallos]

Before anyone can touch the sword, shout out a random spell from my Grimoire, hopefully aimed at the sword.

You shout "ESSKEL!" at the top of your lungs.
[6]A phantasm of a dragon skull appears infront of you,opening it's mouth and gouting out a continuous storm of fire.

The sword glows brightly and launches out of the altar with a sound akin to a thousand fire crackers going off.

Is the handle of the sword in flames as well?

If not, grab it.

If so, silently read a spell from my Grimoire.

As you make your way to the altar,you grab onto the sword's hilt and begin to pull. Unfortunately,it launches into the air and you find yourself climbing higher and higher as the sword drags you through the air,leaving a trail of sparks behind you.

Get sword. Say spell. Make money.

[4]As the sword launches off you grab on,but your grip is loosening as it flies through the air and you don't have time to say a spell nor make any money from your non-existant employer.

Start reading my grimoire.

[6]You read off four spells in under two seconds,unfortunately you did this very loudly and in rapid succession,a dangerous move indeed.
"ONET-TETEND-EENY-CECENA!"
A horde of tiny blue jello men leap onto you,forming a gelatinous exoskeleton on you. You can breathe in it,surprisingly enough. However,it is cold and the jello is thick and coagulated,thus hard to move in but able to absorb shock.

Quickly skim through my grimoire.

Attempt to grab the sword if it looks safe to wield.

If I managed to acquire the sword, commence stabbing.

[2]You confuse yourself on the entire first page,rendering you unable to read for the next turn.

[Hawk132]

Reading is hard. Since I can't read, let's go strangle someone that isn't Prophet.

[My Name is Immaterial]

If someone tries to attack me, Esskel them.

[Prophet]

Read more but don't say the words.

[blazing glory]

Keep holding onto the sword, try to kick NAV off.

[Toaster]

Read that book!

[NAV]

Shout "ONET-TETEND-EENY-CECENA!"
Hold on to the sword and try to kick blazing glory off.

[Mallos]

Reading is hard. Since I can't read, let's go strangle someone that isn't Prophet.

If someone tries to attack me, Esskel them.

[5v5]You reach out to wrap your hands around Immaterial's neck,but he quickly pushes you backwards onto the ground and screams "ESSKEL!" while pointing at you.

[6v1-1]The spell that Immaterial shouts summons a giant skull from the sky that falls down on you and jams your ribs into your lungs and the pressure causes your blood to be unable to circulate to your heart,which will kill you in moments.

Keep holding onto the sword, try to kick NAV off.

[4-2v1-2]You kick uselessly at NAV,but he seems to shrug it off. However,he does lose his grip and fall.

The sword is glowing more brightly now and begins to emit stronger flames.

NAV breaks both of his ankles upon hitting the ground.

Read more but don't say the words.

Almost forgot about you. Check your messages.

Read that book!

[6]You decipher the entire meaning of the first page. Happy accident.

Shout "ONET-TETEND-EENY-CECENA!"
Hold on to the sword and try to kick blazing glory off.

[4]A tiny teal jellow man appears on blazing glory's shoulder as you fall off.

[Hawk132]

Out of all the people in here I attacked the one who was prepared. Damn. At least gouge his eyes out!

[Beirus]

Dammit, work, making me miss the start of this.

Read my book!

[My Name is Immaterial]

Apologize profusely, while kicking him to death.