USE OUR MASSIVE NUMBERS AND TECHNOLOGICAL SUPERIORITY TO ESCAPE THE PRISON AND GET THE INVASION GOING AGAIN
[3]
YOU SHOUT LARGE NUMBERS AT THE GUARDS.
"Googolplexian! Graham's number!"THEN YOU SHOW THEM YOUR FANCY NEW IPHONE 48 THAT YOU SMUGGLED INTO THE PRISON.
THEY SEEM UNIMPRESSED.
To the escape shuttle! Hammer aside guards with the people-dragon-machine gun-battering ram. Get as many prisoners aboard the shuttles as possible, then launch! Launch for freedom!
ALL TOGETHER NOW MATIES! ONE FINAL PUSH!
[6]
YOU USE YOUR MASSIVE PHALLIC SYMBOL TO KILL EVERYTHING BETWEEN YOU AND THE SHUTTLE THEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY DESTROY THE SHUTTLE WITH IT. HOW WILL YOU ESCAPE NOW?
Commence lockdown procedures. Release the hounds.
"Run, mice. Run. The hunt is on."
[1]
YOU LOCKDOWN YOURSELF THEN RELEASE THE ANGRY BERSERK HOUNDS INTO YOUR OWN ROOM.
Incorporate as much of the prison as possible into The Weapon to make The Weapon
[5]
YOU INCORPORATE THE WRECKED SHUTTLE PARTS AND A BUNCH OF WRECKAGE INTO THE WEAPON. THE WEAPON IS NOW SPACEWORTHY.
Escape with Dorsid and friends.
[3]
YOU FALL A BIT BEHIND.
also, deintensify Krusader's freedom. Deintensify it a lot.
[2]
NO
Somehow survive without oxygen!
[2]
DEADGo to the place where the shuttles are.
[1]
YOU GET LOST AND SOMEHOW MANAGE TO LOCK YOURSELF IN A CELL AGAIN.
Initiate romance subplot with giant cyborg dragon with machine guns for teeth.
[3]
YOU ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT SEDUCTION. THE DRAGON REJECTS YOUR ADVANCES, BUT AT LEAST IT DOESN'T KILL YOU.
Be dead and make sure that I do not come alive if I roll a seventeen.
[1]
YOU AREN'T DEAD, BECAUSE BEING DEAD WOULD IMPLY YOU AT ONE POINT EXISTED. WHICH YOU DIDN'T.
Evolve instantly regrowing limbs!
[6]
YOUR LEGS REGROW. THEN THEY KEEP GROWING. YOU ARE NOW 4 METERS TALL AND IT IS DIFFICULT TO WALK.
Be two headed hound be released by warden
[2]
NO YOU ARE A PRISONER WITHOUT ANY USEFUL MUTATIONS TRAPPED IN A CELL.
MOB OF GUARDS: [1] ALL OF THE GUARDS WEAPONS IMPLODE DUE TO A MANUFACTURING ERROR.
MECHADRAGON: [2] FAILS TO ESCAPE THE WEAPON
HOUNDS [4]: THE HOUNDS MAUL POOR OZARK
SATAN: [6] KILLS INSANITYINCARNATE AND ITSELF WITH A SUICIDE BOMB.
Kevak: Has psionic powers. Has a terrible sense of direction. Trapped in a cell.
Lyeos: Has severed and barely reattached arms. Is part of the WEAPON.
Beirus: Lovecraftian horror. Insane. Escaped from cell. Eating cafeteria workers.
Yoink: Has bone spikes on arms. Forming the tip of the WEAPON. A bit bruised. Bad pickup lines.
Blazing Glory: Three headed hydra with a concussion. Swallowed frag grenade.
Insanity Incarnate: Might be Satan? Exploded
Dorsidwarf: Is wielding the WEAPON with immense skill.
Masked_krusader: Can teleport. Escaping, but falling a bit behind.
Nidlap: Awesome guitar player. Can make people perceive colours backwards. Trapped in cell.
Wolfkit: Forming a link in the WEAPON.
Migue5356: Snitch. Suffocated in outer space
Tawarochir: Can breath fire. In hallway.
Haverosaurus: Has enormous growing legs. Trapped in cell.
Poketwo: Thinks he is the leader of an alien invasion. Knows big numbers and has a fancy cellphone. Trapped in cell.
Ozark: Six toed Prison warden cat. In lockdown being mauled by hounds.
SaberToothTiger: Never existed.
Killerhellhound: Trapped in cell. Has no useful mutations.
Guards: Seemingly endless. Disarmed.
Satan: DEAD.
Cybord dragon with machineguns for teeth: Part of the WEAPON.
Hounds: Teamkilling Ozark.
Guns: Handicapped.
Shuttle: Destroyed.
Cafeteria workers: Mindless.
WEAPON: Spaceworthy. In the docking bay.
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