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[masked_krusader]

Rage that GM didn't do my last action and use the rage to break out of my cell.

[Haveroszaur]

Serve sentence.

[Migue5356]

Help the guards capture Kevak.

[Dorsidwarf]

Keep charging down hallway, bludgeon guards out of way with people-weapon.

WE'S BE BLOWIN THIS JOINT!

[~Neri]

Help the guards capture Kevak.

Too bad you can't metagame~ As I was in a seperate cell and you have no idea I even escaped~

Otherwise that would be a perfectly valid action~

[NAV]

Teleport into the reactor room.

SORRY FOR FORGETTING ABOUT YOU. HERE'S A +1 TO YOUR ACTION FOR MY GM ERROR.
[4+1]
YOU TELEPORTAL TO THE REACTOR ROOM. DON'T BE TRYING TO BLOW IT UP NOW.

TAKE LEVELS IN DRAGONFIRE ADEPT, BURN EVERYTHING IN MY WAY

[4]
YOU ARE A PRETTY GOOD ORGANIC FLAMETHROWER. SOME GUARDS ARE NOW CRISPY.

Be wielded. Be swung along with those I'm wielding at all who oppose us.

[5]
YOU ARE THE BEST ARTIFACT MASTERWORK ☼WEAPON☼ THERE EVER WAS. SEVERAL GUARDS WEEP TEARS AT HOW PERFECTLY YOU ARE WEAPON.

Jump out into space and fly to Earth.

[4]
YOU JUMP INTO SPACE USING YOUR MUTANT POWERS AND THEN SURVIVE IN SPACE USING YOUR MUTANT POWERS. SPACE IS BIG. GETTING TO EARTH WILL TAKE A LONG TIME REMEMBER TO BRING SPARE SOCKS.

Just walk out. Or shamble. Or slither. Or whatever eldritch means of locomotion I have.

[5]
YOU WALK IN THE MOST ELDRITCH 4-DIMENSIONAL SLITHERSHAMBLEWALK POSSIBLE. YOU ARE NOW OUT OF YOUR CELL.

Remember what the route to the shuttles is via airvents and remember if they have antiorbital defenses.

[ANOTHER FUCKING 5]
YOU REMEMBER THE WAY TO THE SHUTTLES 100% PERFECTLY. NO, IM NOT GOING TO DRAW YOU A MAP THIS IS A MINIMALIST GAME.
THEY HAVE ORBITAL ANTIORBITAL DEFENSES. BIG LASER GUNS.

Rage that GM didn't do my last action and use the rage to break out of my cell.

[5.    ]
DESPITE BEING NO LONGER IN YOUR CELL, YOU BREAK BACK INTO YOUR CELL THEN BREAK OUT AGAIN AND RETURN TO THE REACTOR ROOM.

Serve sentence.

[1 MUAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY]
IN SOVIET SPACE PRISON, SENTENCE SERVES YOU!
WHICH ACTUALLY MEANS THE RICH PEOPLE AT SOME FANCY CANNIBAL RESTAURANT SAY A SECRET CODE SENTENCE THAT IS USED TO ORDER MUTANT MOON PRISONER MEAT. THE GUARDS TASER YOU THEN CHOP OFF YOUR LEGS AND COOK THEM SERVE THEM TO THE RICH PEOPLE.

Help the guards capture Kevak.

[2]
THE GUARDS REFUSE YOUR HELP BECAUSE IT IS AGAINST PROTOCAL.

Keep charging down hallway, bludgeon guards out of way with people-weapon.

WE'S BE BLOWIN THIS JOINT!

[5  ]
YOU SHOUT A BATTLECRY AND CHARGE DOWN THE HALLWAY WIELDING YOUR ARTIFACT PEOPLE-WEAPON LIKE VICING BERSERKER WIELDING AN ARTIFACT PEOPLE-WEAPON. THE GUARDS OFFER NO RESISTANCE WHATSOEVER TO YOUR SUPERIOR TEAMWORK AND TACTICS AND STRENGTH AND CHARISMA AND BEAUTY AND ELEGANCE. YOU CLEAVE THROUGH THEM LIKE A WARM CHAINSAW THROUGH SPACE-BUTTER.





SUDDENLY THERE IS A GIANT CYBORG DRAGON WITH MACHINE GUNS FOR TEETH. "YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU" IT SAYS ANGRILY.

[Wolfkit]

Incorporate the dragon in the people weapon

[Lyeos]

Incorporate the dragon in the people weapon

Assist!

[masked_krusader]

Damage the reactor to divert guard attention to emergency.

[~Neri]

Disable guns. Head to hanger.

[Migue5356]

Escape while everyone is distracted by the Giant Cyborg Dragon with machine guns for teeth.

[Beirus]

Eldritchwalk myself down the hallways. Maybe look for a cafeteria.

[poketwo]

NO, I AM LEADER OF MASSIVE ALIEN INVASION OF EARTH THAT'S GOING TO START RIGHT NOW

[SaberToothTiger]

Use the power of FART and HONK to get to Earth faster!

[Haveroszaur]

Choke them all!