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Audioworm333

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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #60 on: October 27, 2014, 06:18:00 am »

I politely ask you to let me control the hill. I now control the hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #61 on: October 27, 2014, 06:44:08 am »

I create another hill.

I now control hill 2
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #62 on: October 27, 2014, 07:25:13 am »

After being eaten by a demon, I fly up into the demons brain and peck at it until I force the demon underneath my wings of control. I march that demon right up to the original hill and command the demon to punt the previous hill owner in a nonlethal manner down the hill.

I now control the hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #63 on: October 27, 2014, 07:54:04 am »

I lead an armored brigade up the hill, destroying all those who stand in my way.

I now control the hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #64 on: October 27, 2014, 10:00:43 am »

I trick the armored brigade to attack the vastly unsuperior Hill 2.

Gentleman Raptor owns Hill 2. I own the hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #65 on: October 27, 2014, 10:18:28 am »

The hills, gravitationally attracted to each other, slide across the land and merge into SuperHill, killing everyone on both hills. No one controls superhill now.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #66 on: October 27, 2014, 11:32:58 am »

I pop up to the top.

I nowcontrol the hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #67 on: October 27, 2014, 12:17:03 pm »

I throw Th4DwArFY1 of the hill with a Physics Gun.

I now control the hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #68 on: October 27, 2014, 03:08:37 pm »

Don't stand on top of hills during inclement weather.

Every god of lightning now controls the hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #69 on: October 27, 2014, 03:23:59 pm »

I airstrike the super hill, killing anyone on it and reducing the hill back to normal size.

I now control the hill.
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #70 on: October 27, 2014, 03:30:31 pm »

I gas the area with KossTM Nazi Gas. For good measure, I light it with a match.

I now control the (singed) hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #71 on: October 29, 2014, 11:05:08 pm »

Thread abandoned for 2 days, I reclaim the abandoned hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #72 on: October 29, 2014, 11:11:45 pm »

In the right of the recent bloodshed over the hill, I climb to the top of the hill and non-violently ask to share the side of the hill hill with Hugoluman that he's not using.

Hugoluman controls the hill. I live on the side of the hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #73 on: October 29, 2014, 11:35:44 pm »

I purge the hill of these peace-loving HERETICS.

I now control the hill.
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Re: I now control the hill
« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2014, 12:08:18 am »

I pull an Assassins Creed on Andres, and stab him from behind.

With gas.

I now control the hill!
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