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[WillowLuman]

I put your now unattended bag of holding into another bag of holding, destroying you and everything inside but resetting the hill to its primal state. I now control the hill.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I, as a ghost, possess HugoLuman.

I now control the hill.

[Playergamer]

I return, harnessing the power of all those times someone called Joss Whedon "Josh." Using this power, I destroy the entire planet, leaving only the hill intact.

I now control the hill.

[TD1]

I once again creep up from my mines, bash Player on the head with a rock and drag him below to eat him.

I now control the hill.

[WillowLuman]

The bottom of the mine breaks off and drifts off into space. Meanwhile, a tiny rocket lands on this strange mass of soil floating through space, and little green men get out and plant a flag on it. The kerbals now control the hill.

[Shadestyle]

I dig a pit, and jump in it, I am now stuck in the pit.

[Playergamer]

I appear, wearing a grand robe, and, gesturing, grab Shadestyle out of the pit with my magic, throwing him at the Kerbal rocket. The rocket begins to take off, and the kerbals board it, just in time. A few seconds later, they crash and explode.

I now control the hill.

[Shadestyle]

I respawn on Playergamers exact position, exploding him with the displacement of matter,

I now control the hill.

[WillowLuman]

The entire planet regrows from the hill, because reasons, throwing shadestyle hundreds of miles away. The obligatory oak tree with a tire swing now controls the hill.

[Wolfkit]

I chop down the tree and turn it into a crude shopping cart. I now control the hill.

[TD1]

I burn the shopping cart with Wolf in it.

I now have a roast dinner, and control the hill.

[Fniff]

I establish and win the Hill Republic elections fairly and democratically. I now control the hill, and maybe even after the next elections if the tire swing and all these charred gamma-rayed corpses vote for me.

[Wolfkit]

The holy church of shopping cart obtains legal control of the hill based on it's sacred status due to the shopping cart burnt on the hill. The religion that regards me as a martyr now controls the hill.

[Playergamer]

I point out the flaws and contradictions in the religions story. The religion is driven out by rabid atheists. The rabid atheists now control the hill.

[WillowLuman]

Romulus conquers the hill and founds the city of Rome upon it. Early Rome now controls the hill.