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[Maxinum McDreich]

Many a long night was spent planning this glorious day. I had put many hours pouring my mind into such a perfect plan that it was nigh impossible to lose no matter the opposition. Weeks passed as I meticulously prepared my plan of awesome that would put me at the top of the awesomeness factor. No matter how brief I'd hold the hill, the plan would be so brilliant that I'd be remembered for all time.

The day has come!

I make my way up the hill to prepare to put into action my... you get the picture.


At the top? Someone called tntey! I smile in a rare evil smile, holding back the laughter as soon that so-and-so will be but particles in the wind after an agonising finale.

''TNTEY!''
''WHAT?''
''THIS OTHER HILL NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION!''

I am not sure what is happening here. Some other thing has appeared and grabbed the attention of my adversary!

''DAMNIT! ON MY WAY!''

And he leaves!


I get to the top. It's rather lonely. I kinda look to my left and right, slightly dejected. My plan I spent so much time and money on was for NOTHING!

NOTHING!!!

Well... all the same.

I now have the hill...

[WillowLuman]

The earth is struck by a gamma ray burst, wiping out all life but the colonies that huddle around the deepest geothermic vents. My charred corpse, not yet buried sits higher on the hill than the other corpses.

[Andres]

((I thought we weren't allowed to destroy the hill?))

[TD1]

The corpses rise! One of them, namely me, gets to the top of the hill and does epic battle with its master. Winning the battle, he restores life to himself from Hugo's corpse, and uses healing magic to heal the world. I now have the hill.

[WillowLuman]

((I thought we weren't allowed to destroy the hill?))

((I didn't destroy the hill, just all life on earth. Gamma rays don't hurt rocks and soil much.))

[tntey]

Recruit an army of mentally ill alcoholics dwarves. Siege the hill. Build an impenetrable fortress of steel.

[4maskwolf]

And so does siege after siege of goblin fall to your impenetrable defenses, for the might of tnteyland was unbreakable.  It had but one weakness: the unsecured third cavern layer.

4maskwolf the Loser, forgotten beast of mafia and glaciers, has come.

And the dwarves did fight the intruder, but one by one they fell to its foul claws and jagged teeth.  Until finally, the beast tore the fortress down piece by piece, until it was not but shredded steel upon the ground.

I now have the hill.

[tntey]

Ahhh, but, you forgot about my hero Urist Mclicklust, who carries a crossbow of silver. He pierces the beast through the eye, killing it.

I now have the hill

[WillowLuman]

Urist Mclicklust cancels live alone on a hill: too insane. With his suicide, the hill is once more abandoned, and my party and I stop by some years later to attempt a reclaim, building a small hut at first.

[Wolfkit]

I yell "FREE BOOZE" and throw a barrel away from the hill, and all the dwarves follow it into a lava pit. I then climb the hill, bludgeon HugoLuman to death with a shopping cart, and plot various shopping cart related doomsday weapons.

I now control the hill.

[tntey]

Syler arrives on the hill. He then huts out your brain.

I now control the hill

[TD1]

*Bang* Shoots Syler from a distant hill. Goes to his new Hillyhome. Dig a mine and arm myself with the materials found!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I use a Stargate's unstable wormhole offshoot to kill all those on the hill.

I now control the hill.

[TD1]

Safe in my mine, I creep to the top of the hill and kill Zan. I then head back to the depths.

I now control the hill.

[Playergamer]

I casually stuff the hill into a bag of holding. I then put on a pressure suit, oxygen tank, and carry a speargun, before jumping into the bag.

I now control the hill.