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[tntey]

This could get creative with all the gamers around here.

The Rules:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner. IE, stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits you may assume you have "helpers" to move large objects or otherwise co-ordinate or synchronize your actions but try to rely on yourself
-Don't destroy the hill please
- End your post with I now have the hill

I sat back and watched as the creator of the hill had finished his work and climbed to the top of his hill, sat down and cracked a can of his cold beverage of choice. In the darkness of the night I surround the hill with high intensity lights. Wearing a welding mask I calmly walk up the hill to my newly blinded foe, take the beverage from him and boot him off the top of the hill.

I now have the hill...and a nice cold one

[Andres]

I glass him with a broken beer bottle. I now have the hill.

[TD1]

I creep up behind the hill-owner, and hit him over the head with many bricks. With these bricks, I build a small shelter and use the two dead bodies as totems of my conquest. I now have the hill.

[birdy51]

I land on the brick roof of the shelter. Nothing happens when I land on the roof. So I call my friends over for a party. Soon a flock of many seagulls land on the roof and it collapses under the weight of birds. The bricks crush the prior inhabitant murderer who had owned the hill.

I now have the hill.

[Lukeinator]

I summon my demons to eat the previous owner of the hill. Then I walk to the hill. I now control the hill.

[tntey]

I use my holy powers to gain the hill, then clock you over the head with my staff

I now control the hill

[Andres]

I shoot you with my non-holy gun, then set up a gun battery on the hill. I now control the hill.

[TD1]

Having gone down to the bottom of the hill to relieve myself, I notice the odd, flashing lights and striated clouds above the hill. Shuddering, I feel someone consecrating the ground. With a howl, I release pure evil into the night and blast all holiness from the hill. Some body parts land near me, and I make my way back up to the top of the hill. This time, I make no base, but hide in a random bush, so it completely impossible to hear, smell, see or feel me. I notice the corpse of an also-evil person, but it was caught in the blast between holy and evil powers. It's rather charred, and seems to be twitching. I then wait for the next fool to mount this seemingly innocuous hill. I now have the hill.

[Andres]

Having gone down to the bottom of the hill to relieve myself, I notice the odd, flashing lights and striated clouds above the hill. Shuddering, I feel someone consecrating the ground. With a howl, I release pure evil into the night and blast all holiness from the hill. Some body parts land near me, and I make my way back up to the top of the hill. This time, I make no base, but hide in a random bush, so it completely impossible to hear, smell, see or feel me. I notice the corpse of an also-evil person, but it was caught in the blast between holy and evil powers. It's rather charred, and seems to be twitching. I then wait for the next fool to mount this seemingly innocuous hill. I now have the hill.

((Who is that in response to? Me or tntey?))

[TD1]

((It was in response to Tntey, but then you posted, so you were put in the cross fire. You're the charred, twitching one. ))

[Lenglon]

I walk up to the top of the hill, avoiding the ambush of the prior owner through sheer dumb luck and a particularly vicious horde of ants that had made their home in a random bush on the hill. I lie down on the top of the hill and watch the clouds go by, oblivious to my surroundings. I now have the hill.

[Wolfkit]

Lenglon looks at the clouds. "Ooh, that one looks like a bunny! That one looks like a dog! That one looks like a shopping cart! Wait, that is a shopping ca-"
Splat.
And then the second shopping cart lands. And the third. And the fourth. And I mount my new shopping cart throne.

[WillowLuman]

I call on my earthbender friends to invert the hill, crushing anything on it, then climb to the now-flat top balanced on a bowl-like bottom. I now have the hill.

[bsnott]

I call my firebender friends to climb the hill with me, and we battle Hugo. Both of my firebender friends are crushed by rocks, but Hugo is now a charred corpse. I now have the hill.

[tntey]

Invert hill back, put fourms on hill to create allinces