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Audioworm333

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You are a teacher
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:21:35 am »
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Y-you know. I'm just going to leave. You've all managed to thoroughly horrify me...

:c

Anyone else can pick this up if they want, but I don't want to do this anymore...

D:

*shudders*

Gladly.

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Today's the first day of the school year, and your first grade class of 10 is sitting somewhat timidly in front of you.

You should probably introduce yourself and start them with an icebreaker. You have a book of them on your desk, if you need help coming up with one.
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Lyeos

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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2014, 10:26:29 am »
Nah.
Ask them their names.
Then what they want to do when they grow up.
Then invite them to do an even weirder version of the chicken dance.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2014, 10:37:27 am »
Break the ice by retrieving ice picks from your desk and juggling them.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2014, 11:02:44 am »
Take them on a field trip.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2014, 11:34:25 am »
Ask their names. +1

We shall try to endeavor to be a good teacher this time around since the Evil play through ended with a game wipe.
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Audioworm333

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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2014, 11:40:07 am »
Quote from: Lyeos on October 26, 2014, 10:26:29 am
Nah.
Ask them their names.
Then what they want to do when they grow up.
Then invite them to do an even weirder version of the chicken dance.

They all tell you their names and their dreams, pretty typical stuff. Your version of the chicken dance turns out to be too weird for them.

Quote from: Wolfkit on October 26, 2014, 10:37:27 am
Break the ice by retrieving ice picks from your desk and juggling them.

The children are amused by your juggling skills. They cheer!

Quote from: NAV on October 26, 2014, 11:02:44 am
Take them on a field trip.

Where do you want to go?
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2014, 11:45:00 am »
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Y-you know. I'm just going to leave. You've all managed to thoroughly horrify me...

:c

Anyone else can pick this up if they want, but I don't want to do this anymore...

D:

*shudders*
How come any of this suprised him?

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Quote from: NAV on October 26, 2014, 11:02:44 am
Take them on a field trip.

Where do you want to go?
To local Museum of (Weird) Science.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2014, 11:48:40 am »
To the local Slaughterhouse
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2014, 11:55:05 am »
Follow the yellow line™ to Adventure!
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2014, 11:56:21 am »
To the Museum of !!SCIENCE!!

Give each student an ice pick. For...self defense.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2014, 11:57:28 am »
!!Science!! We'll take the MAGIC SCHOOLBUS!!
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2014, 12:01:53 pm »
We don't need a Museum of ‼SCIENCE‼, when we can do it better ourselves. Perform ‼SCIENCE‼ on with the children, starting by opening a window in case a bird or other small creature comes inside.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2014, 12:06:14 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on October 26, 2014, 11:57:28 am
!!Science!! We'll take the MAGIC SCHOOLBUS!!
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2014, 12:07:16 pm »
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2014, 12:11:53 pm »
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