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WillowLuman

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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2014, 12:12:31 pm »
No. Last time we tried that, our house burned down.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2014, 12:15:18 pm »
force children to find there own way to the slaughterhouse specifically tell them trust people in unmarked white vans

Also give them ice picks for defence.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2014, 12:17:37 pm by Generally me »
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2014, 12:48:59 pm »
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2014, 01:16:46 pm »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2014, 03:27:09 pm »
Quote from: Generally me on October 26, 2014, 12:15:18 pm
force children to find there own way to the slaughterhouse specifically tell them trust people in unmarked white vans
Not funny dude...

Quote from: HugoLuman on October 26, 2014, 11:55:05 am
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2014, 03:35:36 pm »
Fashion a lance from a meterstick and run through one of the kids.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2014, 03:35:52 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on October 26, 2014, 12:12:31 pm
No. Last time we tried that, our house burned down.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2014, 03:37:13 pm »
Don't harm any kids in any way.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2014, 03:37:39 pm »
use teacher powers to turn children into to turnips

If not start shouting where is she while prodding them with your big toe
« Last Edit: October 26, 2014, 04:31:26 pm by Generally me »
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2014, 03:37:45 pm »
Begin explaining to the children the wonders of KossTM Gas.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2014, 04:31:15 pm »
Quote from: NAV on October 26, 2014, 03:37:13 pm
Don't harm any kids in any way.
Consider this my vote for every turn.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2014, 04:32:15 pm »
Turning them into into turnips is technically not hurting them
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #27 on: October 26, 2014, 06:38:09 pm »
Use autohypnosis to stomp the idea of not hurting children out of our mind forever.
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2014, 06:40:04 pm »
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Re: You are a teacher
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2014, 06:40:18 pm »
Ask lil' Prophet and lil' Tawarochir to stand away from the group.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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