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[Worldmaster27]

Today's the first day of the school year, and your first grade class of 10 is sitting somewhat timidly in front of you.

You should probably introduce yourself and start them with an icebreaker. You have a book of them on your desk, if you need help coming up with one.


Somewhat minimalist suggestion game. Hopefully kind of short and with updates, this time!

[Stirk]

First graders, Ah? Well, kids like friendly teachers, right? Instead of introducing ourselves, I say we laugh to show just how friendly we are.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAH!

[Tawa]

Walk up to Tawarochir, who happens to be in specified grade

Beat him with the book

[Prophet]

Walk up to Tawarochir, who happens to be in specified grade

Beat him with the book

+1 Then walk up to Prophet and do the same thing.

[WillowLuman]

"So, who's parents are dead?"

[Prophet]

((HURRY AND PICK A CHILD BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF CHILDREN TO BEAT WITH BOOKS!))

[Yourmaster]

Mark a student's report card to show they are going back to kindergarten to assert dominance.

[NAV]

Release the tarantula.

[Worldmaster27]

Walk up to Tawarochir, who happens to be in specified grade

Beat him with the book

+1 Then walk up to Prophet and do the same thing.

You don't know who each of the children are!

"So, who's parents are dead?"

You ask them, and one girl seems to have come close to tears. One shy-looking boy raises his hand.

First graders, Ah? Well, kids like friendly teachers, right? Instead of introducing ourselves, I say we laugh to show just how friendly we are.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAH!

Upon seeing the girl's tears, you begin cackling maniacally.

Mark a student's report card to show they are going back to kindergarten to assert dominance.

For crying, you fail the girl in every subject and tell her that her dead parents should put her back in kindergarten. She runs out into the hall, sobbing.

Release the tarantula.

You don't have a tarantula! It was deemed too scary for children, so you have a fluffy white bunny instead.


You are all horrible, horrible people.

[Stirk]

You are all horrible, horrible people.

Horrible person? I try to bring happiness and laughter to children and this is what I get?

She needs to be cheered up. Order all the kids to go in the hallway and laugh at her until she feels better. Laughter is the best medicine, after all.

[Prophet]

((Yep. We really really are.))

Ask Prophet and Tawarochir to stand up.

((I assume that we at least now the names of the children we are teaching.))

[Yourmaster]

OD the rabbit with sleeping pills.

[a1s]

Look, as fun as this is, we can't lose another job. Just pick up the book of icepicks (mmm, that brings back memories) and read one at random.

[NAV]

Teach them calculus.

[a1s]

Teach them calculus.

In the first grade it's called "rhythm ethics". Which is really fortunate since we flunked regular ethics.