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[Jebediah`]

EG, a dwarf with a problem with social anxiety and a fear of fluffy wamblers may be utterly traumatized by having a sardonic statue of him being terrorized by fluffy wamblers inserted into his bedroom, since it would play on both his fear of fluffy wambers and his social anxiety.

This is a great opportunity for SCIENCE.

I...I don't see how this counts as SCIENCE. Where does the improbable magma murder fit in?

[StagnantSoul]

You can go through the specimen, then wipe it's mind clean with magma, then go over the tests again.

[Urist McVoyager]

I...I don't see how this counts as SCIENCE. Where does the improbable magma murder fit in?

You're getting confused. !!Science!! is what you're thinking of. SCIENCE is just us doing shit to see what happens.

[Broseph Stalin]

I...I don't see how this counts as SCIENCE. Where does the improbable magma murder fit in?

Bah you have no respect for the sciences. Improbable Magma Murder may be the most prominent area of study but psychological torture is one of the many well respected disciplines.

[StagnantSoul]

My friend had a dwarf feel pleasure from being wounded... Toady... WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR DWARVES? THEY'RE ACTING LIKE ME!

[XArgon]

My friend had a dwarf feel pleasure from being wounded...

He is an ardent worshipper of Slaanesh.

[klefenz]

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I think I should assign this one to a noble position.

[StupidElves]

on an off note; I remember those books
Also ferrets with flails and daggers.  I will now make it a thing.

Man, now I want to mod DF to where I play as the Badgers and we have to fight off the vermin horde.

The carpenter must be making some very particular designs, the whole fortress finds his furniture to be interesting.

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"Admires a clever trap."

I know a guy that admires them as well, but I think he admires a different kind of trap.

[TBeholder]

What really got me about the first picture is "She didn't feel anything after seeing a weasel die." Firstly, lol, secondly, how could you not?

I think you picked up the wrong cue. Let's put it in context: 

She didn't feel anything after seeing a weasel die.
She is the expedition leader of the Curious Glaze.
Tosid Thabostlòr likes porcelain
She has an iron will, very good creativity, a sharp intellect, the ability to focus and a sum of patience, but she has a poor memory.
respect those that take the time to master a skill
respects fair-dealing and fair-play
She personally is offended by leisure time and leisurely living and does not particularly value the truth.
She finds helping others emotionally rewarding.

I want to see what do they feel after the inevitable happens.

So... let me get this straight... she personally supervised construction of a shower in the rooms of that one noble who mandated furniture from materials absent on site, but she, uh, can't remember now who was assigned to construct the automation of the sink floodgate?   
Sorry... I know... I know... dead weasel - er, horse.

Can dwarves go tantrumming from the overload of pleasure?

Or just go on a non-stop party until lack of booze gets them distressed?

[klefenz]

"Admires a clever trap."

I know a guy that admires them as well, but I think he admires a different kind of trap.

I hadnt installed iny traps in that fortress, i should be wary of these females.

[wierd]

I think levers and gear assemblies technically qualify as trap buildings, but am not fully sure on that. (also pressure plates)

[klefenz]

I think levers and gear assemblies technically qualify as trap buildings, but am not fully sure on that. (also pressure plates)

Didnt have any of those either.

[Sinfullyvannila]

Now the game is self-generating erotic fanfic.

[StagnantSoul]

I'm going to put masterwork mechanism "pleasure plates" all over the place to raise moral.

[wierd]

Urist McMason derived pleasure from depressing a masterwork pleasure plate recently...