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Author Topic: Woods (Finished)  (Read 8980 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2014, 12:24:36 pm »

Drop down onto the hog and stab stab stabbity stab it to death staying clear of it's spike
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2014, 05:43:35 pm »

You wait for the hog to come near the base of the tree, and leap from the branch. As you land on it, you drive your gutting knife into the animal's spine. It falls over, and you stab it again in the vitals twice. It continues squirming, so you make a slice across it's neck, and step back. You quickly grab your rifle, and prepare to shoot the hog if it gets back up. It squirms for a few more seconds, and then stops.
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2014, 03:40:33 am »

Make sure that there aren't more of these nearby, butcher the dead hog for meat.
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2014, 05:26:02 am »

((Yer a lot of morons for trying to kill it.))

Make sure to grab the gun, try to make a gun strap from the skin.
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2014, 01:04:44 am »

Make sure that there aren't more of these nearby, butcher the dead hog for meat.
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((Yer a lot of morons for trying to kill it.))

Make sure to grab the gun, try to make a gun strap from the skin.
(What else were we going to do? Wait it out? Free run in the trees and risk falling/breaking limbs?)
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2014, 02:29:50 am »

((Yer a lot of morons for trying to kill it.))

Make sure to grab the gun, try to make a gun strap from the skin.
(What else were we going to do? Wait it out? Free run in the trees and risk falling/breaking limbs?)

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Possibly.
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2014, 05:05:20 pm »

You skin and gut the boar, and make a temporary gunstrap with some of the hide. If you want to make it stronger you'll have to tan it. You make sure to keep an eye out for any other boars around the area, and put some of the raw meat into your backpack. You can only fit about two days' worth of meat in your bag, and it'll rot unless you find a way to store it properly.
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2014, 10:36:16 pm »

Start a small fire
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2014, 11:06:33 pm »

Start a small fire
You gather together some scattered broken branches and some dry grass and make yourself a small fire. You've years of experience in survival, so it is an easy enough task. Some branches and grass can keep you warm and cook your food, but also comes with it's dangers. As you roast the meat over the open flame, you hear a branch break in the brush behind you. You quickly turn around and raise your rifle, and see a man with a machete standing still. He stops moving, and slowly puts his hands over his head.
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2014, 11:08:02 pm »

"Drop the machete and tell me who you are and what you're doing here"
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2014, 10:52:24 am »

"Drop the machete and tell me who you are and what you're doing here"
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2014, 07:53:08 pm »

You aim your rifle dead center on his chest, and speak loudly and clearly, trying to be intimidating. "Drop the machete and tell me who you are and what you're doing here." The man's expression does not change, and he doesn't move a muscle.
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2014, 07:56:47 pm »

(Is the guns safety on?)
If not
Thurn safety off, chamber a new round (if bolt action), hold aim on his chest, tell him "DROP IT!"
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2014, 08:11:46 pm »

(Is the guns safety on?)
If not
Thurn safety off, chamber a new round (if bolt action), hold aim on his chest, tell him "DROP IT!"
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Re: Woods (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2014, 07:35:19 pm »

It is a bolt-action rifle. You quickly check the safety and check if a bullet is in the chamber, and one is. The man makes a slight movement while you roll the rifle to check the chamber, and you quickly aim it back onto his chest. He stops, and you yell at the top of your lungs, "DROP IT!" He slowly starts to take a step back.
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