*pop* "Mag! Bee bee!"Johan immediately spots the fox pokemon and starts waddling towards Mirage the Zorua. He outstretched his arms lovingly as if to give a nice big hug. Zorua absconds onto Leaf's chair instead.
"Hoohoohoo!! Zuch cuddly cutie piez! He vants to give ze hugs. HOOHOOHOOooo! Nau! Ve have soom buziness zu attend to. Ein moment bitte..." His rotund form reaches down and plucks the briefcase from the floor with some difficulty. The exercise nearly causes him to topple over, but he manages to remain upright. Twirling over he tosses the brief case onto a nearby table. His sausage fingers licks the locks of the suitcase until final a click is heard and the briefcase swings open. Spielzburg pulls out what appears to be some kind of modified home video recording device. In his hands, the recording device becomes a dangerous weapon. He brandishes the device as one might wield a sword into battle, and swings it around wildly as speaks.
"Neaugh zen! Vee have zings to dizcuss! Zees hier ist mein BABY! Es ist super und neu, ze Wundercam! It costed me about... 85,000 Poke to get theese camera inzu vorking order. She can replay vootage backwards und vorwards een high rezolusion und ze sound qualitee ist WUNDERBAR!"He stops speaking briefly to give the camera a hug and then starts speaking again. A sad twinkle can be seen to enter his eyes.
"Und nau... Sie ist yours."---
The agent's expression doesn't change in the slightest as he stands up. He motions Thomas to stand with him as he walks over to the PC located at the corner of the help desk.
"It works like this. Right now your friends are getting a video recorder..."---
"And I vill pay you fur any shots you get eughn your travelz! I am zu old to be running aroond with you trainers zese dayz. Zo I vill be lazy! You are recording die doocumentary! Every time tyou expleughr new lands und find neugh people, have zie camera running! Ven you challenge a Gym, ze camera muss be running! Ze more dramatic ze shot, ze more money I vill pay you fur die footage!"---
"...all you'll have to do is insert the memory card into the Pokémon Center's PC. That will send it directly to Director Spielzburg's office. He'll assess the footage and you will be paid solely on merit. All payments then will be addressed to your Trainer ID Account. Beyond simple."---
"I vill take care of any oof die editing verk on my end, zo you can travel thee land. It is vat you call... A good deal. Ja? JA!"---
"Any questions?"