A terrifying noise erupts from the cockpit.
"HOOOoHOOHOOHOOHOoHOoOOooo!!"The door is catapulted open and a large man dressed in pink and yellow barges from the room like a overgrown cannon. In one hand he holds a cane and in the other a fancy briefcase with various logos etched onto the side of it. His eyes twinkling and his salivating mouth agape, he descends upon his chosen prey.
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"OOOOoooooh GUTEN TAG! Vhy yes! Perfect! A wunderbar vay zu ztart zees documentary auf ze right foot! Greeting one another is ze first sthep zu FRIENDSHIP! I am ever zo happy to meet tyou alle! Mein name ist SPIELZBURG! And I kneugh all about tyou from your bios! HOOHOOHOOHOO!"He points a meaty finger at Leaf and approaches with cotton candy menace.
((Perception Check! Roll(3d6)+3=18!))
A confident grin stretches over his face and Spielzburg licks his maw with joy.
"Ooooh yes! I know all aboot du! You must be the Seercus Performer, Leaf, ja? Tell me I'm right. Ooooeeeep! Nerp, I kneugh I'm right! I am never wreung about zees kind oof things. You're een zu good of shape zu be anyone else!" He pokes Leaf twice in the ribs with his elbow in rapid succession. He laughs and turns away to find a new victim.((Perception Check! Roll(3d6)+3=11!))
His arms twirling in the air like a walrus ballerina his eyes flash like lightning upon Lina. He stops and leans his closely. His breath smells sickeningly like cotton candy.
"Neugh you are a beet harder! Les zee hier... Hmm. Yer clothes is a bit more worn dann die oder madchen. You must be Lina, ja? Ja. You are Lina! I can sense it! Wilkommen! Eem glad to have you on ze team!"With a nod of his head a shake of his nose, his trained eyes continue scanning the room. It's only now that he notices the large man in black sitting off on his lonesome. The eyes behinds his spectacles tilt. Spielzburg approaches Frank like a furtive Persian might approach an unsuspecting Pidgey.
((Perception Check! Roll(3d6)+3=10!))
But then his face goes dumb with confusion.
"DU BIST! Erhm... Du bist... Ich weiss nicht. Who are you? Are you perhaps one of zee parents oder... Ein moment." In a flash Spielzburg had already dropped his briefcase and started cycling through his papers.
"Ach! Hier vee are... Du bist Frank, ja? Zey told me zat they would be hiring a bodeeguard oov zorts... Das ist du! Willkommen aboard!"Satisfied with what limited knowledge he had gained of Frank, his eyes drifted lazily upon Corrie Kappel. One eye kept going while the other one kept itself firmly trained at Corrie.
((Perception Check! Roll(3d6)+3=12!))
A wolfish smile spread across his meaty lips to an inhuman level of smiling. His smiles had even tinier smiles in them. Both of his eyes roll back into his skull as he fantasizes. His hands clasp together in a tight red mass as he speaks with shades of purple mixed in.
"Myess! I kneaugh you! Dein Vater ist einen Küchenchef auf Unova. Ach, such swchveet treats! Mein mouth waters! I vonce had ze pleazure of joodging his food at a competeesion. Ach, so gutt! SO VIEL GUTT! JAAAAAAaaaa!!! <3" A bead of sweat drifts out from under his hat and his eyes glaze over like a jelly donut.
The hum of the engine fills the cabin.