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Author Topic: WIFOM Fortress - Night 4 - "Peerless visionary" floods fort with GCSs  (Read 61368 times)

Persus13

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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #450 on: January 17, 2015, 05:48:05 pm »

Found out what happened to Ana Nokastostrot, the turtle with an eyepatch. Pisskop killed it with a spear in the spring of 129.

It killed 4 baby dwarves before showing up in Pricemines, and killed 244 creatures in total.

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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #451 on: January 17, 2015, 09:18:14 pm »


Also, 99 of the dwarves in the fort are children out of 183 total.

Sorry. I killed a lot of the adult dwarves.
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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #452 on: January 17, 2015, 10:19:21 pm »

I'm sure it'll be fine. Children make the best cul-

... I mean to say, children grow to up be very useful and contributive members of society.
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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Night 2 - Tormented by rowdy teenager necromancers
« Reply #453 on: January 17, 2015, 10:47:11 pm »

Oh god I missed my turn...

I even had something planned for it...

Sign me up again, and is my dwarf still alive?
Oh really?  Let me think back here ...

HERP DERP IT'S MY TURN WTF I THOUGHT THERE WERE SEVERAL TURNS BETWEEN THEN AND NOW!!!!!
Put me at the back of the queue and move on to the next person

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Day   1:  notquitethere
Night 1:  Toaster
Day   2:  Tiruin (modkilled)
Day   2:  Jim Groovester
Night 2:  Mephansteras
Day   3:  Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum (modkilled)
Day   3:  4maskwolf (modkilled)
Day   3:  TheDarkStar
Night 3:  tonnot98 (modkilled)
Night 3:  mastahcheese (modkilled)
Night 3:  Shakerag
Day   4:  than402 (modkilled)

Day   4:  Deus Asmoth
Night 4:  zombie urist
Day   5:  4maskwolf
Night 5:  Persus13
Day   6:  [This could potentially be you!]

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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #454 on: January 17, 2015, 10:48:29 pm »

Maybe I should read...

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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #455 on: January 17, 2015, 10:49:53 pm »


Also, 99 of the dwarves in the fort are children out of 183 total.

Sorry. I killed a lot of the adult dwarves.
Yeah, I saw.   >:(

I did try to clean up your mess as best as I could.

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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #457 on: January 18, 2015, 05:11:05 pm »

I'm sure there's some clever way to deal with this issue.
As an Irishman, I approve of this strategy. I'm just getting properly started now, I wanted to finish up the turn I was doing on another fortress first.
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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #458 on: January 19, 2015, 09:19:25 pm »

(Should I redwarf dead people I find with no replacements? There seem to be a few lying around. Also, there is So. Much. Vomit.)

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The assembled dwarves watched the woman on the table as she told them why she should be in charge. She made some good arguments; for one thing, she was alive, which was more than could be said for a few of their previous leaders. And she didn't have multiple copies of herself running around like that flabort guy.
"Stick with me," she was saying, "And you'll never go hungry again!" She seemed vaguely disappointed when no one started goose stepping.
"Hold on," someone in the back of the crowd said. "You've been here for six years, and this is the first time we've seen you speaking in public! How do we know you're not one of these traitors we've been hearing about?"
"That is a very good question!" beamed Deus Asmoth. "Now, let's get down to business!"

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I've started preparing the lower levels of bedrooms for inhabitation. I doubt that our population will ever swell enough to fill them all, but it's best to have the rooms and not need them than to get murdered by a berserk insomniac.

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Asmoth's Log

I've discovered why my predecessor was so eager to give up his title of overseer with so little warning. Turns out the jerk left command of the fortress in the middle of an attack by a wererhino, including having the military charging right into the beast. We lost five more, plus however many died before the end of last year. It would have been a lot more if not for the beast turning back into a human while a few members of the militia were conscious enough to bash his brains in. ( Vote Shakerag >:()

Asthesh Thestarlogem was a Town Marksdwarf!
Stodir Bisekzefon was a Town Marksdwarf!

Ushrir Mozirdegel was a Martyr Hammerdwarf!

Zuglar Nosingtekkud was a Town Hammerdwarf!

Unib Astsazir was a Jester Child!

Ongu Engiade Asoramstom was a Serial Killer Human Wererhinoceros!


I'm going to have to put most of the militia into quarantine to see how many wererhinoceroses we have now. Doubtless there's some use we can put them to.
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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #459 on: January 20, 2015, 12:00:16 am »

Heh heh heh.   Yeah, when I saw spring roll around mid rampage ...  >_>

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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #460 on: January 21, 2015, 09:33:09 pm »

Please remove me from the overseer list

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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #461 on: January 22, 2015, 12:54:58 am »

Please remove me from the overseer list
I'll wait and see if your tits reach a sufficiently chill level by the time it's your turn or not. 

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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #462 on: January 22, 2015, 06:55:07 am »

Sorry for the delay, people. I had to learn quite a bit more than I expected about some airspace, so I was occupied most of the week. I can get a proper start on this now.
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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #463 on: January 22, 2015, 10:19:01 am »

Please remove me from the overseer list
I'll wait and see if your tits reach a sufficiently chill level by the time it's your turn or not.
Highly amusing.

Please remove me from the overseer list.  This time without snarky comments.

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Re: WIFOM Fortress - Day 4 - And everything was going so smoothly up until then
« Reply #464 on: January 22, 2015, 01:37:48 pm »

Please remove me from the overseer list.  This time without snarky comments.
If it wasn't for snarky comments I wouldn't have any comments at all.  But I'll remove you if that's what you really want.
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