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[notquitethere]

Brutal, and very well presented. Jim as Survivor fits with all the evidence. Hopefully some goblins will turn up and save us from the undead camel.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Captain Kaladin Anrizlokum was a Town Baby

Um, are you sure?

Anyways, can you redwarf me as Libitina, the new baby? And I can be a warrior when I grow up!

[notquitethere]

If you grow up

[Jim Groovester]

Welp.

So the fortress is getting sieged by undead camels? It's like Migrursut all over again, except the ocean's already there.

Also Toaster don't lie it's okay I didn't even get a shot off on the camels before being horrified did I.

[mastahcheese]

Who was it that killed the camel in the first place, anyway?

Some kind of traitor, I bet.

[Jim Groovester]

Hey man how was I supposed to know that a necromancer would show and raise dead camels that would then kill me.

It's hilarious that I am indirectly responsible for my own dwarf's death.

[mastahcheese]

You're a terrible survivor, Jim.

[Jim Groovester]

Just like in mafia games!

[Deus Asmoth]

My husbands never seem to be very good at staying alive in succession games for some reason. Maybe I snore.

[Toaster]

Captain Kaladin Anrizlokum was a Town Baby

Um, are you sure?

Anyways, can you redwarf me as Libitina, the new baby? And I can be a warrior when I grow up!

Oops.  I blame copy paste.

And done and done.  You have twelve years you have to survive first, though.

So the fortress is getting sieged by undead camels? It's like Migrursut all over again, except the ocean's already there.

Also Toaster don't lie it's okay I didn't even get a shot off on the camels before being horrified did I.

Camel.  Singular.

I think you knocked its hump off with the butt of your crossbow before it killed you.  You were the last to die, at least.  Pretty sure there was a severe ammo shortage involved as well, though.

Who was it that killed the camel in the first place, anyway?

I think the weremonitor lizard.

A weremonitor lizard servitor lord or something like that showed up and got mauled by the camel at some point, but I have no idea where its corpse is.  That's the "fight in the night" mention.

My husbands never seem to be very good at staying alive in succession games for some reason. Maybe I snore.

Something neat I noted; you're carrying two babies now, and are having a hard time doing anything else, presumably because your hands are full.  Out of pity (my kids are fourteen months apart; I understand) I turned off all your jobs.

[Toaster]

22nd of Opal, 126



The poor addled miner has completed a quern.  She finished it, looked around in confusion, then picked up her baby.  "Is this mine?" she asked.  "Yes, they both are." we replied.

She put down the artifact, picked up the baby, and went back to mining.

I deeply respect miners, but I'll never understand them.


1st of Granite, 127

Many new babies were born in the past month.  The camel still haunts us.  This cycle of life and death... I am sick of it.  I just want to build siege engines.


Someone else can run this place.




Aaaand that's a wrap.  Everyone is dwarfed.  Tiruin is up!

Kind of ended with a whimper, but we have forges, we have blocks, we have marble, and we have copper, silver, and gold.  My infrastructure turn's over, so now we need a designer to get an awesome fortress going.

Save is hot hot and ready to go!

[Tiruin]

Aaaand that's a wrap.  Everyone is dwarfed.  Tiruin is up!

Kind of ended with a whimper, but we have forges, we have blocks, we have marble, and we have copper, silver, and gold.  My infrastructure turn's over, so now we need a designer to get an awesome fortress going.

Save is hot hot and ready to go!

Save received!
Though I need a while to cool down from Midterms; lovely weekend this is, I'll begin during Sunday.
^{Also exams were a bit sad...}

[Toaster]

Also, a quick scan of dwarves revealed that every one I checked had been horrified or traumatized at some point.  So good luck with that.

[ToonyMan]

If anybody flakes I can fill the year in if you want. Just give me a directive if you want anything productive done.

[flabort]

PTW, would like to be dwarfed as an engraver.