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[Empiricist]

((How is four lines a wall of text?

Also, wouldn't Zinnia be a Naga or something seeing as Lamia refers to a specific entity in mythology?))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Different.

Spoiler: u wot m8 (click to show/hide)

Naga: (badass)



Lamia: (semi-hot)

It doesn't have to be perfectly in line with mythology, it just has to be not human))

[Empiricist]

((Right, I'll keep that in mind if I ever need some sort of biological weapon-enhanced boar skeleton.))

[~Neri]

((I'm pretty sure Valri and Valrik qualify as a combination of Tsuki, Yoka, General Magical Fuckery, Standard Average Foxes, Reiko, Some Nutter Hedgemage's Miscast, and Shakko.))

((Also what culture~? They were literally foxes until a few years ago~ They didn't (and still don't) understand what a map was~))

((Also WoT? Whatsat?))

"Why are you being so formal? It's not like anyone around here really warrants that~"

[Empiricist]

((Demétrio is clueless and thinks that they might be similar to their folklore counterparts.))
"Perhaps, but one does feel compelled to maintain appropriate appearances."

[~Neri]

"What appearances? You literally just walked out of one of the sleaziest bars in town~ It's maintained pretty well, so I guess that's a plus to them. Although I do have to wonder how much it costs them monthly to fix all the holes in the walls and bleach the blood. Probs quite a bit. Although physical representations of the abstract concept of work honestly are a tad stupid. What good is paper if you can't eat it?" At this point Valrik puts his hand over Valri's mouth. "Shush Valri, you're rambling again."

[Empiricist]

"Holes? Blood?"
Demétrio stares blankly for a few seconds until his mind had finally registered what it meant, especially in relation to the patrons. Then came the inevitable facepalm.
"Shit."

[~Neri]

"They're normally fine. Relax. The mages are the ones you should worry about~ Drunk Magic is never a good idea."

[Empiricist]

"I am of the opinion that likewise, firearms both concealed and brandished are also quite dangerous in proximity to alcohol."

[~Neri]

"Guns however can't set the bar on fire because some drunken idiot idly scratched a Rune of Inferno into the countertop."

[Empiricist]

"That happened before? Wait, is that why so many of the patrons seem to be, prepared to, er, engage in hostilities?"

[~Neri]

""Correct, also this is probably the most dangerous part of the city."

[Empiricist]

"Oh. I best take my leave then."
With that, the attaché glances around and begins to sprint away from whatever horrid locale he had blindly stumbled into.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The man makes sure nobody touches Demetrio, deterring them with that big sword of his as he leaves.

[~Neri]

Valrik shrugs. "I recommend having at least a sword on your person if you aren't a magus." Valri waves as the dophinperson sprints off.