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[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Fanfiction.net. ))

[Empiricist]

((Is "impossibly shaped" a valid term for describing eldritch 4-d shapes?))

Tipping his tophat forwards ever so slightly, careful to conceal the bald spot around his blowhole (and the toupee that covered it), Demétrio nodded apprehensively, still continuously reminding himself not to cast a minor spell.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((*le shrug*))
The masked man nods.
"What...manner of creature are you? I don't believe I've ever seen one of your kind before."

[Empiricist]

((Demétrio would entirely human, unless Ao can see through his hat and toupee or recognize that he had another form.))
"I beg your pardon?"
The attaché began to rather frantically adjust his headwear, was it positioned wrong? Was his blowhole exposed?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Oh.))
"Oh, forgive me. I must have been daydreaming..."

[Empiricist]

((Otherwise, he'd just be on the ground, flailing ineffectually as he tries to free his dorsal fin from his coat ))
"What was that about my kind? Human? Or did you see through that transformation?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Transformation? So, wait, was my idle daydream accurate?"

[Empiricist]

"If you were dreaming of a pink river dolphin, you are indeed correct. Otherwise, no."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"So you're a dolphin in human form?"

[Empiricist]

"Uh, barring the politically incorrect but nevertheless accurate stereotypes, yes."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I see."

[Empiricist]

"Are you human? Or does that mask hide more than just your face?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Human, albeit with unusual hair."

[Empiricist]

"Oh, so if I may do ask, what's with the mask?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Personal reasons."