I'm getting snacks, this is awesome.
What are the inmates' opinions of each other, Max?
I've thought about posting a character synopsis for everyone. I should probably do that.
This is not actually a double post. Why? Because I'm doing this. (Character synopsises took no time from the game, and only about 20 minutes real-time. Take that as you will.) There are some weird things going on in the Haus of Madness, notably with Lifetime Happiness. If you spend time working toward your lifetime wish, you get goals to achieve, and those help you earn Lifetime Rewards points. Being unhappy or having negative moodlets, like being singed or fighting with people (Japa and RedKing, I'm looking at you,) lower your ability to earn these points.
Here is an in-depth guide to what you can do with them, how you can earn them, and everything else about them. Sappho is the undisputed queen of Lifetime Rewards points because scultping a) takes up most of her time, b) works toward her Lifetime Wish, and c) is worth a lot of points.
Notable skills are those above 2 or relevant to our story. Notable relationships are those above 10 points or below -10 points. We all know each other, but most of us don't really
know each other, you know?
Some of you folks are self employed in careers that allow you to work at your own pace. Burnt Pies, Sappho, and Vector get promotions (and bonuses) based on how much they create and sell. The "Funds to promotion" just lets you know how much more you have to create to get the next bonus. Everyone else that has a job has a regular one, where you leave home for a while and sell your time for money. It takes a lot longer to get promoted in these, but the money is much steadier. The rest of you unemployed slobs should get a job.
I don't have a job because I look after you all and the Haus, and breaking rocks for gems makes a crapload of money. Surprisingly, Wolfeyez decided she wanted a job, and is following RedKing to work in the Bistro.
Anyway, enough of that, here are your characters:
Notable Relationships: None. Sorry, mate.
Career: Test Subject (Science lv 1). $44/hr.
Notable Skills: Inventing 5, Handiness 6, Social Media 1
Lifetime Happiness: 8,330
Notable Relationships: None. Sorry, mate.
Career: Tabloid Typist (Writer 3, Funds to promotion: $778)
Notable Skills: Writing 6, Drums 4, Cooking 3
Lifetime Happiness: 16,697
Notable Relationships: Elin Wrede: Acquaintance (Married admirer,) Sophia Rios: Acquaintance (??), Angelica Diamond: Acquaintance (the lady having a baby,) Miriam Day-Perry: Acquaintance (Co-Worker), Martina Frimann: Acquaintance (Co-Worker,) Yuri Apple-Svard: Acquaintance (Married Admirer mkII,) Wolfeyez Bay12: Disliked (-28), Vector Bay12: Disliked (-54)
Career: Spice Runner (Cluinary lv 2, $35/hr)
Notable Skills: Athletic 3, Cooking 4, Martial Arts 2, Handiness 2
Lifetime Happiness: 9,871
Notable Relationships: Maximum Bay12: Friend, RedKing Bay12: Disliked
Career: Fertilizer Flinger (Gardener lv 5, Funds to promotion: 1,734)
Notable Skills: Gardening 5, Painting 3, Charisma 3, Athletic 3, Martial Arts 2
Lifetime Happiness: 12,845
Notable Relationships: Yoink Bay12: Best Friend, Iris Ingberg: Good Friend (I have no idea how you know this woman,) Jackie Elliot: Romantic Interest, Accomplice (the masked girl,) Maximum Bay12: Friend, Fjord Warbler: Acquaintance (4 Star Celebrity,) Wolfeyez: Acquaintance, Chin Han: Enemy (Hired Killer Guy)
Career: Decoy (Criminal lv 1, $17/hr)
Notable Skills: Athletic 7, Martial Arts 3, Logic 2, Bass 2
Lifetime Happiness: 14,367
Notable Relationships: None. Sorry, mate.
Career: Obelisk Architect (Sculptor lv 5, $1,767 funds to promotion)
Notable Skills: Sculpting 7, Athletic 4, Painting 4, Writing 3
Lifetime Happiness: 25,801
Notable Relationships: None. Sorry, mate.
Career: Unemployed
Notable Skills: Guitar 6, Piano 1, Gardening 3, Nectar Making 1
Lifetime Happiness: 8,610
Notable Relationships: Barbarossa Bay12: Best Friend, Fjord Warbler: Acquaintance (Co-worker, 4 Star Celebrity)
Career: Roadie (Music 2, $25/hr)
Notable Skills: Guitar 3, Gardening 3, Athletic 3
Lifetime Happiness: 6,504
Notable Relationships: None. Sorry, mate.
Career: Unemployed
Notable Skills: Scuplting 5, Athletic 1, Piano 1, Painting 2
Lifetime Happiness: 10,452