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Author Topic: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~  (Read 15608 times)

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) CAVEMAN DICE ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #90 on: November 14, 2014, 04:21:04 pm »

Get Ozarck his stuffs then give them to him.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) CAVEMAN DICE ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #91 on: November 16, 2014, 03:14:19 pm »

chase caveman dice around the room  bit.

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) CAVEMAN DICE ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #92 on: November 17, 2014, 10:51:26 am »

Get Ozarck his stuffs then give them to him.

[2] (2)  CAVEMAN DIE DEVOTE LIFE TO PREVENT KITTY HAPPY.

chase caveman dice around the room  bit.

[4] (6)  Caveman Die 2 is running away from you.


NPC TURN

 [2] (1)  CAVEMAN DIE TRIP, BREAK NECK, DIE.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #93 on: November 17, 2014, 12:49:39 pm »

Get Ozarck his stuffs then give them to him.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #94 on: November 17, 2014, 05:10:37 pm »

Paw at the shattered corpse of my foe. Twitch whiskers.

I am satisfied at this victory. It is quite an achievement.

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #95 on: November 17, 2014, 05:26:06 pm »

I AM HUMAN MAN. DESTROY ALL NONHUMANS.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #96 on: November 18, 2014, 12:01:50 pm »

Get Ozarck his stuffs then give them to him.

[6] (20) *sigh* another snack-alanche.  Hive is clogged.

Paw at the shattered corpse of my foe. Twitch whiskers.

I am satisfied at this victory. It is quite an achievement.

[3] (6)  You mock your fallen foe!  MEOW. Your whiskers twitch in victory.

I AM HUMAN MAN. DESTROY ALL NONHUMANS.

[3] (5)  You are human man.  You destroy a couple aliens.  Too bad you can't navigate the hive to find more 'cause of the KITTY SNACK-ALANCHE.


(The tyranny of the CAVEMAN DICE ends, and next turn the first d20 overshoot occurs?  Coincidence?  I THINK NOT)
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #97 on: November 18, 2014, 01:34:33 pm »

Kill the human!
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #98 on: November 19, 2014, 02:46:22 pm »

Shoot the filthy human scum.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #99 on: November 22, 2014, 03:59:15 pm »

Be thoroughly disinterested in the human.

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #100 on: November 22, 2014, 06:55:32 pm »

Quote from: gm
SMACK GM FOR STUPIDITY.

[1] (1)  You fail to smack the gm for being stupid.  Shame.

Kill the human!

[3] (3+1)  You attempt, but fail.

Shoot the filthy human scum.

[1] (2)  You miss.

Be thoroughly disinterested in the human.

[6] (5)  You are intensely enraged by the human.  [5] (4)  You also fail to harm him.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2014, 07:00:34 pm by masked_krusader »
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #101 on: November 22, 2014, 06:56:02 pm »

FIXED

YOU HAVE NO PROOF
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #102 on: November 22, 2014, 07:09:37 pm »

Pee on the human's leg. That'll show him.

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #103 on: November 22, 2014, 07:24:23 pm »

Kill Humans!
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~
« Reply #104 on: November 24, 2014, 12:00:50 pm »

Pee on the human's leg. That'll show him.

[6] (16)  His leg is now wet.  Eww.

Kill Humans!

[3] (5)  You kill a single human.  Good job.  Now the human authorities are on the alert for aliens.


NPC TURN

Humans  [3] (1)  The humans that were tracking the aliens get hopelessly lost.
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