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[Wolfkit]

Inject Batman with the strongest experimental amnesiacs I have. Also steal the batsuit.

[Prophet]

Hunt food that is not Ozarck.

[Ozarck]

puff out my tail indignantly at my misfortune. Examine my surroundings with all my feline senses. Twitch whiskers.

[masked_krusader]

Inject Batman with the strongest experimental amnesiacs I have. Also steal the batsuit.

[4] (8 )  You are successful.

Hunt food that is not Ozarck.

[5] (1)  You hunt Ozarck and eat him.  Again.  Silly dice.

puff out my tail indignantly at my misfortune. Examine my surroundings with all my feline senses. Twitch whiskers.

[2] (6)  You puff out your tail indignantly at being eaten.  The alien throws you up so hard you get knocked into the wall.  You are unconscious.


NPC TURN

Batman [2] (1)  Batman falls into a coma instead of waking up.

[Wolfkit]

Have Batman sent to a detention cell in the base, put on the batsuit, and loot the batcave.

[Prophet]

Resurrect Ozarck.

Give Ozarck healing, warm blankets, and snacks.

[Ozarck]

I'm unconscious. No need for resurrection. Healing, snacksies, and a warm blanket? yes. Complete erasure of my recent journeys into and out of digestive tracts? No, why would I?

Await a turn in which I can take actions.

[masked_krusader]

Have Batman sent to a detention cell in the base, put on the batsuit, and loot the batcave.

[1] (1)  The guards get lost, and you can't figure out how to don the suit.  You throw it in RAEG.

Give Ozarck healing, warm blankets, and snacks.

[3] (2)  Your alien hive seems to lack that kind of stuff.

I'm unconscious. No need for resurrection. Healing, snacksies, and a warm blanket? yes. Complete erasure of my recent journeys into and out of digestive tracts? No, why would I?

Await a turn in which I can take actions.

[2] (2)  You decide not to wait, and simply wake up right now.


NPC TURN

Batman [1] (2)  Still in coma.  Guards dragging him around.

[Prophet]

Get that stuff then give them to Ozarck.

[Ozarck]

Wow, a failed action that was more successful than a successful action would have been. Neat.
Daintily step out of the vomit and stomach juices and meow piteously. Avoid attempting to clean myself for now.

[Wolfkit]

Put on the batsuit correctly this time

[masked_krusader]

Get that stuff then give them to Ozarck.

[1] (1)  DICE SAY NO, DEY SLAP U

Wow, a failed action that was more successful than a successful action would have been. Neat.
Daintily step out of the vomit and stomach juices and meow piteously. Avoid attempting to clean myself for now.

[5] (3)  DICE STILL NO

Put on the batsuit correctly this time

[6] (19)  You put it on quickly while battling the CaveMan Dice.


NPC TURN

Batman [1] (2)  DICE NO TO FLYMOUSEMAN

CAVEMAN DICE   [1] (4)  CaveMan Die #1 flies at Wolfkit, buts knocks itself out.  #2 tries to find the hive, and dashes right into a swarm of aliens.  Good job, dice! 

[Prophet]

I don't care what the dice says. GET WHAT THE KITTY NEEDS/WANTS THEN GIVE THEM TO IT! HAVE SWARM KILL CAVEMAN DICE.

[Ozarck]

Daintily step out of the vomit and stomach juices and meow piteously. Avoid attempting to clean myself for now.

reattempt this. Charm Caveman dice with whiskers and fuzzies.

[masked_krusader]

I don't care what the dice says. GET WHAT THE KITTY NEEDS/WANTS THEN GIVE THEM TO IT! HAVE SWARM KILL CAVEMAN DICE.

[5] (8+1)  CAVEMAN DIE 2 DED.  NOM NOM NOM

Daintily step out of the vomit and stomach juices and meow piteously. Avoid attempting to clean myself for now.

reattempt this. Charm Caveman dice with whiskers and fuzzies.

[6] (4)  CAVEMAN DIE SAYS NOOOOOOOOO


NPC TURN

CAVEMAN DIE 1 [2] (5)  WAKEY WAKEY!