Yeah, but for his sake I'll put a more friendly update of it here.
Ghastly Quote: Nevermore, one of Valerik's first signature minions, this is a bone golem with an internal mana storage, a brilliant red gem core and a mechanical gun that it uses like a sniper rifle.
Zombified mech, a Comfortable luxurious mech coated in leather with an ivory dash and levers, it was made when Valerik absorbed dead mana and went berserk on a group of bandits, taking over a mech by melting the bandit into accessories for it. it is now powered by necromantic energies, and has been left unused for the most part.
Martial Arts Mummy, a Mummy made wiht a latrge amount of materials, it looks like a sickly human due to false skin, and is ungodly powerful in terms of raw muscle strength, it may even have enough power to damage itsef if it goes all out, it does not yet know any martial arts however.
Vampire Scorpion turret, A vampire scorpion whose tail has been magically enchanted to shoot poisonous liquid, capable of killing most anything, it cna also teleport to a random nearby location to escape danger.
Death Hourglass, an hourglass filled with animated bone dust, it effectively stops time in a roundabout way, being able to immobilize small enoug hfoes outright simply by encasing them, it is also .
Bone Spiders, a few tiny spiders made from bone, and equipped with several bone tools, such as lockpicks saws and picks..
Luggage, a flat skeleton made by fusing a metal plate with an entire skeleton, it has had a chest added to it, where it now serves loyally as luggage.
Necromechanic's Workbench, a workbench powered by animate skeletal arms, it is used in what is likely highly illegal surgery, and can keep a patient alive using "Sustain living"
Skeleton Duo, Two skeletons who have been with you from the start, originally managed by Skulldugggery, one of your first souled minions after the incident..
Criminal Skeletons, a large number of Skeletons taken from the criminal graveyard in Eadlestien.
Biclops, two skeletons used in one undead, it is larger and stronger than it's bretheren.
Shovel Blights, 2 skeletons made shorter, stockyer and stronger, wiht 4 Shovel arms, they are adept at digging soft earth quickly using their skeel tipped shovels.
Identification pen, an adorable little pen bug who gives his input on things you ask him to identify.
One Armed Metal Coated skeleton, an undead that has proved itself against yu in arm wrestling, it lost an arm in an accident when unintentionally trading iwht a demon, the demon wanted SOMETIHNG for payment, and the metal coated skeleton arm fit the bill.
Magic Balistae, an animated ballistae which shoots massive arrows made from magic, it consumes food to power this, and the arrows can be fused while still readied to create interesting ammunition on the fly
Kaid, A huge abomination that exists as two parts, a Small white creature, and a giant monster wiht no head, it's chest and neck filled iwht a liquid acid, Kaid can shoot acid and absorb organs, putting them in preserving sacks on it's outside, which it consumes slowly for energy, or on command, severs for Valerik's use, it's bit meaty hands are also filled with neurotoxin barbs.
Great Cargo Worm, a huge worm made from mechs and undead to transport goods.
A Stalking Skin, Skin infused with Clear steel and having it's refractive index set to something really low.
An Undead Armored Acrobatic Spider
A really Big Zombie, fattened up wiht miracle serum and then adjusted so most of it's mass is in it's arms.
Wolf Zombie Pack, Minus the alpha, an undead wolf with a spiked ball, and a bandit zombie fused to it's back, which was off helping the escapees who are returning tomorrow.
A LOT, of Bandit Zombies
Muscle engine Mark 1, just a bunch of raw muscle rigged up to the cart
Fatmill, a fat zmbie riffed up to two tombstones designed and modified with a bit of spiral steel to grind things into a fine dust.
An inert Fat Fly Zombie.
A Brain Slime, an inert one now, it used to be a mass of grey matter animated with necromancy.
Mining Mechs, just modified dwarven mechs.
A few Stick Golems made from Spiral Steel
A lightly modified Silver Robot
Bigbot, a giant mechanized warbot Undead that appears to be bandit themed, and exceedingly loyal.
Rail Turret