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Voting closed: January 18, 2015, 01:39:02 pm

[Armok]

> Breath a flame charge at it, then run away and let your minions handle this

> Zerg it with ALL minnions attacking it at once.

[~Neri]

That thing appears to be us.

[The Froggy Ninja]

> Breath a flame charge at it, then run away and let your minions handle this

> Zerg it with ALL minnions attacking it at once.

Even the little dude?

[Aslandus]

That thing appears to be us.

More specifically, us wearing the goggles

[Shadestyle]

You back up, Prepared for any number of things to happen, as you do, the twisted mockery moves forward, It's head turning sideways in a wicked grin.

"You have paid me Filth, and I owe you a debt. By demon law you shall receive my payment, wounds for filth."

Spoiler: Penbug scritches you a note, scuttling up to your shoulder. (click to show/hide)

Demon gets power from peeps owing him, and loses it when owing to pepple. he very mad cause he owe you, but also you owe him for cleaning up master's trash. Bad stuff, very bad.

"Demons eh? That is certainly new."

As you belch forth a ball of flame, thick smoke blasts from the doppelganger, Colliding in the middle. An overwhelming scent washes over the area, You will need to finish this quick before you lose consciousness.

You run to the back of your minion line, as the demonic fiend rushes after you out of the smoke, your iron skeleton body-blocks the filthy monster.

"You will pay what you owe, or you will owe, and owe, and owe."

It mauls your metal minion, but it's craggy claws catch no crevice, dealing a dinky 2 Damage.

Your other minions seem to not see the Devilish creature. it might only appear to a single opponent at a time!

Spoiler: Goals (click to show/hide)

Normal Story Goals

Get Obsidian wood []

Make Kickass Flying Superfortress (Use Arcane reactors to power antigravity crystals, Awe inspiring Horror of metal, Magic and Flesh.) (Badass Flying superfortress) []

Normal Story Blueprints

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A new awesome table!
Make the shape sort of like a bowl sunken into the table like a sink, with a vaulted lid with an animated hinge of bone, and a *tiny* hole with a valve in it, to minimize the energy needed to maintain the vacuum.
The lid should have a window, convex as to withstand the pressure.
Also needed is some kind of rubbery thing to seal the seam form the lid.
With this design, making it so that the crackpot is *inside* the working area might be best.
Shaping Sigil, Changing Sigil, and a golem core will be installed in it.
There's also a large melting bowl to the side with a valve into the shaping cage and a crackpot sigil.
There's also a pair of hands just like the ones on the necromancer table, and on top of each of them are a pair of rats arms shaped to be more human for the purpose of manipulating small delicate things.

[]
The Hype Train Choo chooo
Cannot stop (no brakes),
Is continuously accelerating to a certain limit,
Works without a driver,
Possesses spatial Displacement Dividers at the front such that it cannot crash,
Is powered by Elation, Excitement and gleeful waiting.
If it needs tracks then it will create tracks of light a good distance before it.

I will call it:
Because why not be a zany necromechanic that's know to release a possibly deadly joke on the world?

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Pressurized Grappling hook that works by having a tank connected by a valve to the suction device, designed to suck in air and store it in the tank, that tank leads through another valve opened by a trigger allowing a bolt tied to a small rod just to the side by a Skeel wire.

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Make a silver apparatus that has 2 input bowls, a small hollow sphere tank/reactor, and Engraved Runes of Crackpot Sigil and Fusion Sigil to melt and combine materials directly with disregard of form
A valve to control the whole thing.
Can be directly attached to the autosmith.
Add runes of Sustain Spell so that you can add spells directly to materials as well without the mess of first sustaining them and then melting that and then fusing.

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Giant Death magic battery, made of bone and using the mana draining machine to draw death magic into it.
Made of bone for safe containment.

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Sunlight crystals to light up the parts of our cities away from the light.
For underground places or areas with lots of tall buildings.
Will mimic the day-night cycle, For healthy citizens.

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Sky illusions that replicate what the skies look like, To give the illusion of open space.
Good for psychological health.

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Create growing towers, Where you grow vegetables and various plant life in vertical towers fed artificial sunlight.
Allows for controlled growth.
Gives options for greater variety.
One floor deals in common fruit, Another in tropical etc.
More food over a larger surface area.
Good for isolated experiments on plants.
Can be safely sealed off and purged with fire if experiments go out of control.

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Energy reactors capable of powering entire cities such as our future capital superfortress.
Though if electricity is used then go nuclear, Safest source of clean energy there is apart from fusion power.
It would give radio-active material for experiments and weapons.

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Energy conduits capable of holding great amounts of power as well as separating it into lesser amounts of power.
Preferably something like a mixture of crystal dust and some kind of fluid mixture inside a cable or casing, Giving us conduits that glows when power surges through them.

Side Story Goals

(SS #1)Get back the Hammerhead Brothers' Heat Star [✔]

(SS #1)Figure out who screwed with the Funnel []

(SS #2) Kill Rats (Gold coins) [2]

(SS #2) Become rich and famous (Wealth and adoration) []

Metaquest

Name 13 references made (10/13) (3 Free Spellbooks) []

Solve a Story section with a Sly Cooper-Esque Heist (Free Technique Book) []

Finish a boss fight with an overly cheesy one liner (no wait don't do that) You sicken me. [✔]

Refrain from Defeating a boss using something stupid. Wait, no stop giving them ideas. []

Complete a dungeon in one straight go. (1 Montage Token) []

Opt in to a max difficulty dungeon and complete it. Upgrade the difficulty of a dungeon in this instance by requesting it. (1 Plot Armor Token) []

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Day 9. Encounter 1

92/102 Health points
10 Elbow grease (Used for performing actions)
0 Pontification points (Spend these during peacetime To develop new actions and learn new Spells)
11 Mana (Cast spells with this)
1 Flame charges
Level 5 Broken Magic filled Catrat Roserod equipped (Bonus skill "Grow fruit", Requires mana to use.)
Level 1 Shotgun Headache equipped (Looks cool, enhances headbutts.)
Level 1 Seasilver Gauntlets and Skystone Scythe (Scythe is weightless, Gauntlets resist and contain magics)
Level 1 Body bag belt (Hold stuff in them! 5 Medium items can be inserted into or removed from your personal inventory at any time.)

Spoiler: Spells, Skills, and Strategies (click to show/hide)

:Skills:

Skills provide permanent Passive benefits to certain actions or reactions. They are extraordinarily hard to learn however.

Inner fire: A small permanent fire has sprouted in your belly, due to your extensive use of Flame inhale.

:Spells:

You can choose how much energy you wish to put in a spell.

Splintered life: Animate dead plants using magic.
Raise Dead: Raise an Undead minion, requires (1X) corpses.
Sustain dead: Add days to a zombies sustenance.
Mutate: Attempt to warp a creatures flesh in any way you desire.
Melt Metal: Activate the Dwarven extruder, melting whatever you put in it.
Make Plate: Activate the Dwarven extruder, making a metal plate out of whatever metal you put in it.
Blood boil: Spend Health to gain mana.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect.
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health.
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame.
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. 100% chance to learn
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user.
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core.
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form.
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay.
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle.
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana.
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside.
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening.
Craft scroll: Creates an identification scroll.
Self Proclaim: Causes a voice to announce your good and evil deeds of note.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium.
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form.
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command.
Rejuvinate: Restores damaged and dead cells using necromancy. Harms living things based on how much of their health is missing.
Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside, turns Ores into Lumps, and removes impurities from objects placed inside.
Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening.
Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside.
Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. 100% chance to learn
Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.
Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it.
Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can control them at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell.

:Strategies:

Using strategies consumes Pontification Points, but practicing them stimulates the mind a great deal, returning and potentially increasing investments the next day.

Reinforce: Call minions out of and into reserve, giving them bonuses during battle, 1 PP for a day of use, Increases PP regen.

Spoiler: Minions (click to show/hide)

(Undead require one of three forms of sustenance to survive, Flesh fed zombies can last for long periods and survive crippling blows, but are unintelligent and weak, Blood fed zombies require a constant source of blood, stored either in an organic or mechanical container, and are faster and stronger than their flesh fed brethren, but a single blow to their blood container will render them inert. and the final food is magic, either from you, an object, or a soul, These zombies can be intelligent, strong, and hardy, they also last forever with a soul, but souls are a difficult resource to acquire.)

Skeleton duo, sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
193 Total Sustenance
2 zombie power
Covered in Poison

Wizard butler, Sustained by magic:
45 Health points
Feasibly unlimited sustenance
3 Zombie power
Level 1 Sturdy Stave equipped
Level 1 Enchanted Tube Sword equipped
Exausted for 1 day

Wolf zombie pack (3), Sustained by flesh:
60 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
8 zombie power

Bandit zombies (3), sustained by flesh:
38 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
3 zombie power

Fingernails, Inert

Criminal skeletons,(7) Sustained by magic:
59 Total Health points
720 Total Sustenance
10 zombie power
7 Level 2 Glass cannons equipped.

Ghastly Quote: Nevermore
110 Health
Golem core is functioning at 100%
1 Zombie power
Internal mana storage at 0% capacity, and 0% density.
Level 2 Mechanical Gun equipped (Fires Mundane pellets at superspeed towards targets using an Electrical battery.)
Covered in spores

Luggage, Sustained by magic:
90 Total Health points
84% Sustenance
2 zombie power

Biclops  Sustained by magic:
110 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Big Zombies (1), sustained by flesh:
142 Total Health points
9 days of sustenance
5 zombie power

Muscle engine Mark 1, sustained by flesh:
100 Heath points
2 Days of sustenance
12 zombie power

Fatmill, sustained by flesh:
300 Health points
8 Days of sustenance
1 zombie power

Brain slime, sustained by flesh:
8 Health points
1 days of sustenance
0 Zombie power

Necromechanic's Workbench
95% sustenance
0 Zombie power

Biclops  Sustained by magic:
110 Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Shovel blight, Sustained by magic:
60 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Scythip, Sustained by magic:
10 Health points
100% Sustenance
1 zombie power

Identification pen, Sustained by magic:
1 Health points
75% Sustenance
80% ink
0 zombie power

Metal coated skeleton, Sustained by magic:
98 Health points
99% Sustenance
1 zombie power

Spoiler: Personal inventory (click to show/hide)

Canteen full of Phoenix juice, 80% left
Moss stuff
Small Blue Mushroom
395 Sheets of paper

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Blood cattle
30/100 Health
0/1 Mana
Level 1 Facemask equipped (Looks scavengy)
Level 1 Inert Blood Nails equipped (Refer to fingernails in "Undead")
Bone Plant
Day 3
Healthy
All needs fulfilled

Bone plant
Day 1
Healthy
All needs fulfilled

Gourd seed
Day 1
Needs Water and sunlight

Red hot seed
Day 1
Needs water and sunlight
Scroll about Frankenstein sigil
Steel wire, 80% left
6 Lightly rusted steel plates
Scroll about Additional dwarven extruder commands.
Impregnated fruit
Scrolls about "Perfectly Usable wares"
Bone valve
Small Pile of Bone dust
Scroll about Shimmering scale.
Scroll about March Lich Seed
Scroll about Skeel
Shelder the turtle.
Fish Skeleton
Shimmering scales
7 Fuming Lilypads
40 Pounds of Rich soil.
1 Corpse, missing brain, heart, nose and eyes.
Skeel Bar
Swollen muscle
Scroll about Mechanisms
17 Silver Bars
2 Steel Bars
10 Copper Bars
2 Iron bars
1 Gold Half-Bar
97 Pounds of Muscle
889 Pounds of Fat
1 Warped Skeleton
Assorted organs
Sheet of Rotten torn skin
4 Mechanical components
Burnt clump of flesh and bone. (94 Lb)
Scroll about Robot
Tin Soup ladle
Scroll about Miracle Serum
Research notes; Heiflam Daged Necromantic Spells.
Scroll about Necromancer's grave.
Treasure Chest
595 Pounds of flesh
17 Bones
Scroll about Glass Cannons
Scroll about Dwarven Extruder
Scroll about Skeleton Spell
Scroll about Fenrir's Core
Goop covered bone
Core of Fenrir
Jug of ink, 62% full
4 Wooden panels
9 Charcoal sticks
1 Charcoal stick 99% left.
Burlap sheet (Slight damage)
Fire Flower
Scroll about Death melon
2 Tombstones
7 Corpses
8 Skeletons -1 leg, -1 pelvis. -3 Fingers.
Mantis blade
9 berries
2 Red hot seeds
Giant empty gourd
20 Giant gourd seeds
Tarp
1 filled bodybags
6 Scarred green bones
7 Purple gems
Shiny dust
Flawless Copper plate
Zigzerro Seed
3 Wolf corpses
2 druid's teeth
1 Sturdy Stick
1 Phoenix Juice filled Clay Jar 80% full
1 Oasis Water Filled Clay Jar, 87% full

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

Tombstone Pot filled with fertilizer. 100% full
3 servings of Sweet Tallow Treats
Magical Sweet Tallow Treat
Turtle shell Crackpot (III)  Filled with sand, 100% full, 10% done
Scouting goggles.
1 Small bottle of Phoenix jelly (10% done)
7 Sustained Flame charges
Hilarious bone gas mask
Alchemical equipment -1 bottle
Fruity staff
Beautiful sapphire Necklace
Zombified mech
5 Crackpot Silver bowls
1 Crackpot Silver bowl Filled with Sustained Flame Inhale, 100% full
Enchanted Metal Tube
Alchemical recipe for "Caliber"
9 Treasure Chests.
8 High quality Statues
135 Metal pellets
1 Jar of Miracle Serum, 95% full
4 Mechanical Guns
1 Battery
1 Robot
Scythe & Gauntlets
Sustained Spell, Sustained Spell
Sustained Spell, Unknown
3 Phoenix melon seeds
Reinforced juicer
Fabulous bed
Brawler's Blaster
Map of Eadlestein
King's permission
3 large human coins
388 small Human coins
Dwarven extruder
Stump seat
7 Glass cannons

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)

Homunculi
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle, Learned.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium, Learned
Craft Tissue: Combine and align cells to form tissue, Requires Cells, 50% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells"
Craft Organ: Combine several tissues to make an organ, Requires Tissues and Cells, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells" and "Craft Tissue"
False life: Use organic compounds to create a fake creature, Requires Carbon, Water, Sodium, Iron and Soil, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Circle of life" and "Craft Cells"


Alchemical sigils for dummies
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form. Learned
Crackpot Sigil II: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will slowly melt into their pure chemical form. 75% chance to learn
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form. Learned
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside. Learned.
Separation Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will split an object into two objects of equal value. 75% chance to learn
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay. Learned


Golem creation, a step by step process
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential. Learned.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core. Learned.
Craft Secondary Core: Create a golem core designed to serve as a backup when a golems main core is damaged. 50% Chance to learn.
Empower golem: alter a golems magical structure so it cannot cease function unless its core is rendered inert. 50% Chance to learn.
Edit Core: Alter a golem core more precisely, in order to give it specific, or altered purposes. 35% chance to learn.

Blood Rituals, and the creation of living weapons.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. learned
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana. Learned
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user. Learned
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening. Learned
Ritual of Vlad's Offering: Temporarily makes a blood circle transform blood into Random objects of value equal to the blood sacrificed. 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Ritual of bloodsteel" and "Ritual of Living Metal"


Defense against the dark arts.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect. Learned
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health. Learned
Previve: Places a revive token on the user, when the user's health dips to 0, they are automatically revived with 1 point of health for every point of mana spent casting it. 5% chance to learn.
Anti-Aura: Prevents Auras of any kind from affecting the user, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Re-Dispel"


Divination, finding what can be found
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name. Learned
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it. Learned.
Detect object, Destroy: Sacrifice an object to a map, and the locations of every object like it will be marked on that map. 25% chance to learn.

Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can control them at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell. Learned


Unnamed Book
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.

The art of Sustained spells
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command. Learned.

Bowser Koopa's flame, a Dimensional guide to the elements part I
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame. Learned.
Immunity Flame: Learn sheer control over your fire, it will only hurt what you will it to, even if spell infused. 25% chance to learn.
Magma Gulp: Store a globule of molten lava in your stomach to hawk up later, Can be imbued with any other spell you know, Requires swallowing a meltable object. 50% chance to learn

Dwarven extruder scroll

Melt Metal: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting whatever you put into it. Learned

Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned

Craft Dagger: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  100% chance to learn

Craft Tetrinominode: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Gauntlet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crown: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Attach Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Melt Delicate: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting sensitive objects placed inside  100% chance to learn

Melt Non-metal (Only works on meltable non metals such as glass): Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting an object placed inside.  100% chance to learn

Apply Leaf: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Nail: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Screw: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Container Cap: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Mace: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hammer: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crossbow Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Metal Bow: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Chain: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Split Alloy: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Shield: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Chest: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Greaves: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail leggings: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. learned

Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside. Learned.

Craft Gear: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Spring: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Axel: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft piston parts: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 75% chance to learn

Magnetize Object: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 26% chance to learn

Heiflam Daged's Necromantic Notes

True Resurrection (Heiflam Daged): Brings life to a corpse, Restoring their body, mind and spirit to the land of the living, Requires 1 Corpse, 1 Willing Soul, and 12 Pounds of fresh soil. 50% chance to learn

True Ressurection (Valeric Nerkun): Develop a Spell of your own, to bring life to dead things. Reagents of your choosing, Your Preferred Ritual, It's all up to you. Every Necromancer needs his own style of this spell. 25% chance to learn.

Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.  Learned.

Black Wager: Summons a minion of death  to the plane of the living, who will attack whoever is closest to death Stronger minions increase the risk, and the damage, Specify mana spent when casting. 10% chance to learn.

Call spirit: Attempts to request the presence of a soul from the afterlife. They may have demands of their own, or Pursuers to prevent their escape from a plane of torment. 25% chance to learn

Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening. Learned.

Death Infusion: Enchants an object with death magic. Which will confer appropriate bonuses. Shields and armor will absorb death magic, Swords and spears will expend it. Ranged weapons will fire it in place of Ammunition, or Infuse Ammunition present. Tools will kill what they harvest. 50% chance to learn

Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. Learned.

Raw life: Spend mana to send out a pulse of raw unrefined life energy. 100% chance to learn.

Book of real spells

Actual fireball: Creates a 100% real fireball! 100% chance to learn.

Real Lightning: Calls down lightning with inredible force! 100% chance to learn

Great shield: Creates a shield that provides a solid wall to magical attacks. 80% chance to learn.

Super duper Spell: The most powerful spell in the world! 40% chance to learn.

Scroll detailing Frankenstien sigil

Frankenstien sigil: Engraves a sigil on an object which allows living and undead objects to be manipulated physically without causing death or inertion. 18% chance to learn.

Personal notes

Shaping sigil: Allows a source of control to manipulate any fully liquid object when placed on a large container with a small mouth. 22% chance to learn.

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[Armok]

> Politely say that you got of on the wrong foot here but there's realy no need to fight. We'll cancel our part of the depth if they'll just ccalm down and discus things rationaly, and are even open to discussing terms of employment if they are in the market for that

> Check the posibility of canceling the depth by cleani9ng up their filthy footsteps of the gas or something, thus depowering them.

> Check the posibility of throwing mana or silver or fat at them as a gift, thus depowering them.

> If this kind of trickerty dosnt work or seems a bad idea, have Biclops smash them. Then have the zombie mech ssmash them. Then have the butler lightsaber them.

[ATHATH]

Guys, we have Craft Cells. Unless I'm wrong, that means we can create blood. Suddenly, the Ritual of Vlad's Offering sounds much more appealing.

Have we identified the unnamed book? Is that the one with spells that change based on your alignment?

[Shadestyle]

Guys, we have Craft Cells. Unless I'm wrong, that means we can create blood. Suddenly, the Ritual of Vlad's Offering sounds much more appealing.

Have we identified the unnamed book? Is that the one with spells that change based on your alignment?

Spoiler: You identify the Book filled with unknown scrawls. (click to show/hide)

It's name is "The offering of Balrog and Helios"

All spells learned from the book vary depending on the user's desire for good or evil, in this case, Good and evil are black and white, well defined and measured traits, due to the powerful beings behind the book's creation.

Spell one grants the user 10,000 Dark mana for free, but forever curses them to be incompatible with normal mana, along with this spell only being able to be used once per person it inevitably ends with the user cursing the people around him in some effort to drain dark mana from them, or teaching the spell to unwary fools and then stealing their newfound dark mana.

The alternate effect of Spell 1 is a buff that causes every spell cast to help another sapient being in a random act of kindness to increase the amount of mana the user and being in question get the next day.

Spell two Drains mana of any kind from a target. the upper limit of mana drained is your current mana.

The alternate effect is that spell two can call out to any beings that know you, and request mana from them telepathically.

Spell three Transforms the nearest living thing that the user cares about into pure energy, and forces that energy into a portal for summoning Balrog to lay waste to one's enemies. The more the user regrets casting it, the more powerful the Balrog's avatar is and the longer it lasts.

It's alternate effect Transforms the user into a weapon temporarily, this weapon deals their own max health in damage with every attack, and grants full use of their spells, techniques, strategies and mana to the wielder.

There is a hidden spell in the back, which tells the user their important good and evil actions, and states them aloud. It requires no pontification points to learn.

The spell learned from the incantation is determined by the user's alignment, not the spell cast by it.

[Aslandus]

> Politely say that you got of on the wrong foot here but there's realy no need to fight. We'll cancel our part of the depth if they'll just ccalm down and discus things rationaly, and are even open to discussing terms of employment if they are in the market for that

> Check the posibility of canceling the depth by cleani9ng up their filthy footsteps of the gas or something, thus depowering them.

> Check the posibility of throwing mana or silver or fat at them as a gift, thus depowering them.

> If this kind of trickerty dosnt work or seems a bad idea, have Biclops smash them. Then have the zombie mech ssmash them. Then have the butler lightsaber them.

When you say "depth" do you mean "debt"? I assume you are trying to bribe our way out, but I guess you could be trying to pun them to death (though I don't understand what the pun is). Also, throwing things at them would probably increase its power since apparently it gains power by taking your trash. Maybe splashing a little more oasis water would work, but would we rather do that or just fight him with our minion(s)?

[Armok]

Yea that was just a typo.

The ideas other than just smashing it was mostly so we can keep and study it, if we just want rid of it I agree we just use minions.

Idea for later: add a huge long arm to the outside of the wagon.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Or we could trade our debt for it's debt if we're willing to give that up.

[Shadestyle]

"Wounds for filth, wounds for filth, wounds for filth.

Your Iron skeleton sends it's iron meated fist forward, planting it in the demonic creature's chest, becoming stuck! The monster hisses as smoke emerges from the wound instead of blood.

The Fiend rakes it's claws across your minion's arm, Leaving naught but glancing scratches, dealing 3 damage.

The Black being's ear falls off, Dissolving into more tar-like smoke.

"This place is getting a little breathing impaired."

You lose 2 Health.

Your minions awkwardly gather around the general area where the creature is, but aren't attacking it, as though they cannot see it.

"Hey, guy! maybe we can work this out, This for that?! I've got, food, resources? More shit?"

"Your ignorance astounds." It states as it tries to get a grip on your minion's arm joint.

Spoiler: Goals (click to show/hide)

Normal Story Goals

Get Obsidian wood []

Make Kickass Flying Superfortress (Use Arcane reactors to power antigravity crystals, Awe inspiring Horror of metal, Magic and Flesh.) (Badass Flying superfortress) []

Normal Story Blueprints

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A new awesome table!
Make the shape sort of like a bowl sunken into the table like a sink, with a vaulted lid with an animated hinge of bone, and a *tiny* hole with a valve in it, to minimize the energy needed to maintain the vacuum.
The lid should have a window, convex as to withstand the pressure.
Also needed is some kind of rubbery thing to seal the seam form the lid.
With this design, making it so that the crackpot is *inside* the working area might be best.
Shaping Sigil, Changing Sigil, and a golem core will be installed in it.
There's also a large melting bowl to the side with a valve into the shaping cage and a crackpot sigil.
There's also a pair of hands just like the ones on the necromancer table, and on top of each of them are a pair of rats arms shaped to be more human for the purpose of manipulating small delicate things.

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The Hype Train Choo chooo
Cannot stop (no brakes),
Is continuously accelerating to a certain limit,
Works without a driver,
Possesses spatial Displacement Dividers at the front such that it cannot crash,
Is powered by Elation, Excitement and gleeful waiting.
If it needs tracks then it will create tracks of light a good distance before it.

I will call it:
Because why not be a zany necromechanic that's know to release a possibly deadly joke on the world?

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Pressurized Grappling hook that works by having a tank connected by a valve to the suction device, designed to suck in air and store it in the tank, that tank leads through another valve opened by a trigger allowing a bolt tied to a small rod just to the side by a Skeel wire.

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Make a silver apparatus that has 2 input bowls, a small hollow sphere tank/reactor, and Engraved Runes of Crackpot Sigil and Fusion Sigil to melt and combine materials directly with disregard of form
A valve to control the whole thing.
Can be directly attached to the autosmith.
Add runes of Sustain Spell so that you can add spells directly to materials as well without the mess of first sustaining them and then melting that and then fusing.

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Giant Death magic battery, made of bone and using the mana draining machine to draw death magic into it.
Made of bone for safe containment.

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Sunlight crystals to light up the parts of our cities away from the light.
For underground places or areas with lots of tall buildings.
Will mimic the day-night cycle, For healthy citizens.

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Sky illusions that replicate what the skies look like, To give the illusion of open space.
Good for psychological health.

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Create growing towers, Where you grow vegetables and various plant life in vertical towers fed artificial sunlight.
Allows for controlled growth.
Gives options for greater variety.
One floor deals in common fruit, Another in tropical etc.
More food over a larger surface area.
Good for isolated experiments on plants.
Can be safely sealed off and purged with fire if experiments go out of control.

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Energy reactors capable of powering entire cities such as our future capital superfortress.
Though if electricity is used then go nuclear, Safest source of clean energy there is apart from fusion power.
It would give radio-active material for experiments and weapons.

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Energy conduits capable of holding great amounts of power as well as separating it into lesser amounts of power.
Preferably something like a mixture of crystal dust and some kind of fluid mixture inside a cable or casing, Giving us conduits that glows when power surges through them.

Side Story Goals

(SS #1)Get back the Hammerhead Brothers' Heat Star [✔]

(SS #1)Figure out who screwed with the Funnel []

(SS #2) Kill Rats (Gold coins) [2]

(SS #2) Become rich and famous (Wealth and adoration) []

Metaquest

Name 13 references made (10/13) (3 Free Spellbooks) []

Solve a Story section with a Sly Cooper-Esque Heist (Free Technique Book) []

Finish a boss fight with an overly cheesy one liner (no wait don't do that) You sicken me. [✔]

Refrain from Defeating a boss using something stupid. Wait, no stop giving them ideas. []

Complete a dungeon in one straight go. (1 Montage Token) []

Opt in to a max difficulty dungeon and complete it. Upgrade the difficulty of a dungeon in this instance by requesting it. (1 Plot Armor Token) []

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Day 9. Encounter 1

90/102 Health points
10 Elbow grease (Used for performing actions)
0 Pontification points (Spend these during peacetime To develop new actions and learn new Spells)
11 Mana (Cast spells with this)
1 Flame charges
Level 5 Broken Magic filled Catrat Roserod equipped (Bonus skill "Grow fruit", Requires mana to use.)
Level 1 Shotgun Headache equipped (Looks cool, enhances headbutts.)
Level 1 Seasilver Gauntlets and Skystone Scythe (Scythe is weightless, Gauntlets resist and contain magics)
Level 1 Body bag belt (Hold stuff in them! 5 Medium items can be inserted into or removed from your personal inventory at any time.)

Spoiler: Spells, Skills, and Strategies (click to show/hide)

:Skills:

Skills provide permanent Passive benefits to certain actions or reactions. They are extraordinarily hard to learn however.

Inner fire: A small permanent fire has sprouted in your belly, due to your extensive use of Flame inhale.

:Spells:

You can choose how much energy you wish to put in a spell.

Splintered life: Animate dead plants using magic.
Raise Dead: Raise an Undead minion, requires (1X) corpses.
Sustain dead: Add days to a zombies sustenance.
Mutate: Attempt to warp a creatures flesh in any way you desire.
Melt Metal: Activate the Dwarven extruder, melting whatever you put in it.
Make Plate: Activate the Dwarven extruder, making a metal plate out of whatever metal you put in it.
Blood boil: Spend Health to gain mana.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect.
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health.
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame.
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. 100% chance to learn
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user.
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core.
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form.
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay.
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle.
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana.
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside.
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening.
Craft scroll: Creates an identification scroll.
Self Proclaim: Causes a voice to announce your good and evil deeds of note.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium.
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form.
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command.
Rejuvinate: Restores damaged and dead cells using necromancy. Harms living things based on how much of their health is missing.
Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside, turns Ores into Lumps, and removes impurities from objects placed inside.
Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening.
Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside.
Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. 100% chance to learn
Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.
Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it.
Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can control them at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell.

:Strategies:

Using strategies consumes Pontification Points, but practicing them stimulates the mind a great deal, returning and potentially increasing investments the next day.

Reinforce: Call minions out of and into reserve, giving them bonuses during battle, 1 PP for a day of use, Increases PP regen.

Spoiler: Minions (click to show/hide)

(Undead require one of three forms of sustenance to survive, Flesh fed zombies can last for long periods and survive crippling blows, but are unintelligent and weak, Blood fed zombies require a constant source of blood, stored either in an organic or mechanical container, and are faster and stronger than their flesh fed brethren, but a single blow to their blood container will render them inert. and the final food is magic, either from you, an object, or a soul, These zombies can be intelligent, strong, and hardy, they also last forever with a soul, but souls are a difficult resource to acquire.)

Skeleton duo, sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
193 Total Sustenance
2 zombie power
Covered in Poison

Wizard butler, Sustained by magic:
45 Health points
Feasibly unlimited sustenance
3 Zombie power
Level 1 Sturdy Stave equipped
Level 1 Enchanted Tube Sword equipped
Exausted for 1 day

Wolf zombie pack (3), Sustained by flesh:
60 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
8 zombie power

Bandit zombies (3), sustained by flesh:
38 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
3 zombie power

Fingernails, Inert

Criminal skeletons,(7) Sustained by magic:
59 Total Health points
720 Total Sustenance
10 zombie power
7 Level 2 Glass cannons equipped.

Ghastly Quote: Nevermore
110 Health
Golem core is functioning at 100%
1 Zombie power
Internal mana storage at 0% capacity, and 0% density.
Level 2 Mechanical Gun equipped (Fires Mundane pellets at superspeed towards targets using an Electrical battery.)
Covered in spores

Luggage, Sustained by magic:
90 Total Health points
84% Sustenance
2 zombie power

Biclops  Sustained by magic:
110 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Big Zombies (1), sustained by flesh:
142 Total Health points
9 days of sustenance
5 zombie power

Muscle engine Mark 1, sustained by flesh:
100 Heath points
2 Days of sustenance
12 zombie power

Fatmill, sustained by flesh:
300 Health points
8 Days of sustenance
1 zombie power

Brain slime, sustained by flesh:
8 Health points
1 days of sustenance
0 Zombie power

Necromechanic's Workbench
95% sustenance
0 Zombie power

Biclops  Sustained by magic:
110 Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Shovel blight, Sustained by magic:
60 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Scythip, Sustained by magic:
10 Health points
100% Sustenance
1 zombie power

Identification pen, Sustained by magic:
1 Health points
75% Sustenance
80% ink
0 zombie power

Metal coated skeleton, Sustained by magic:
95 Health points
99% Sustenance
1 zombie power

Spoiler: Personal inventory (click to show/hide)

Canteen full of Phoenix juice, 80% left
Moss stuff
Small Blue Mushroom
395 Sheets of paper

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Blood cattle
30/100 Health
0/1 Mana
Level 1 Facemask equipped (Looks scavengy)
Level 1 Inert Blood Nails equipped (Refer to fingernails in "Undead")
Bone Plant
Day 3
Healthy
All needs fulfilled

Bone plant
Day 1
Healthy
All needs fulfilled

Gourd seed
Day 1
Needs Water and sunlight

Red hot seed
Day 1
Needs water and sunlight
Scroll about Frankenstein sigil
Steel wire, 80% left
6 Lightly rusted steel plates
Scroll about Additional dwarven extruder commands.
Impregnated fruit
Scrolls about "Perfectly Usable wares"
Bone valve
Small Pile of Bone dust
Scroll about Shimmering scale.
Scroll about March Lich Seed
Scroll about Skeel
Shelder the turtle.
Fish Skeleton
Shimmering scales
7 Fuming Lilypads
40 Pounds of Rich soil.
1 Corpse, missing brain, heart, nose and eyes.
Skeel Bar
Swollen muscle
Scroll about Mechanisms
17 Silver Bars
2 Steel Bars
10 Copper Bars
2 Iron bars
1 Gold Half-Bar
97 Pounds of Muscle
889 Pounds of Fat
1 Warped Skeleton
Assorted organs
Sheet of Rotten torn skin
4 Mechanical components
Burnt clump of flesh and bone. (94 Lb)
Scroll about Robot
Tin Soup ladle
Scroll about Miracle Serum
Research notes; Heiflam Daged Necromantic Spells.
Scroll about Necromancer's grave.
Treasure Chest
595 Pounds of flesh
17 Bones
Scroll about Glass Cannons
Scroll about Dwarven Extruder
Scroll about Skeleton Spell
Scroll about Fenrir's Core
Goop covered bone
Core of Fenrir
Jug of ink, 62% full
4 Wooden panels
9 Charcoal sticks
1 Charcoal stick 99% left.
Burlap sheet (Slight damage)
Fire Flower
Scroll about Death melon
2 Tombstones
7 Corpses
8 Skeletons -1 leg, -1 pelvis. -3 Fingers.
Mantis blade
9 berries
2 Red hot seeds
Giant empty gourd
20 Giant gourd seeds
Tarp
1 filled bodybags
6 Scarred green bones
7 Purple gems
Shiny dust
Flawless Copper plate
Zigzerro Seed
3 Wolf corpses
2 druid's teeth
1 Sturdy Stick
1 Phoenix Juice filled Clay Jar 80% full
1 Oasis Water Filled Clay Jar, 87% full

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

Tombstone Pot filled with fertilizer. 100% full
3 servings of Sweet Tallow Treats
Magical Sweet Tallow Treat
Turtle shell Crackpot (III)  Filled with sand, 100% full, 10% done
Scouting goggles.
1 Small bottle of Phoenix jelly (10% done)
7 Sustained Flame charges
Hilarious bone gas mask
Alchemical equipment -1 bottle
Fruity staff
Beautiful sapphire Necklace
Zombified mech
5 Crackpot Silver bowls
1 Crackpot Silver bowl Filled with Sustained Flame Inhale, 100% full
Enchanted Metal Tube
Alchemical recipe for "Caliber"
9 Treasure Chests.
8 High quality Statues
135 Metal pellets
1 Jar of Miracle Serum, 95% full
4 Mechanical Guns
1 Battery
1 Robot
Scythe & Gauntlets
Sustained Spell, Sustained Spell
Sustained Spell, Unknown
3 Phoenix melon seeds
Reinforced juicer
Fabulous bed
Brawler's Blaster
Map of Eadlestein
King's permission
3 large human coins
388 small Human coins
Dwarven extruder
Stump seat
7 Glass cannons

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)

Homunculi
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle, Learned.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium, Learned
Craft Tissue: Combine and align cells to form tissue, Requires Cells, 50% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells"
Craft Organ: Combine several tissues to make an organ, Requires Tissues and Cells, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells" and "Craft Tissue"
False life: Use organic compounds to create a fake creature, Requires Carbon, Water, Sodium, Iron and Soil, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Circle of life" and "Craft Cells"


Alchemical sigils for dummies
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form. Learned
Crackpot Sigil II: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will slowly melt into their pure chemical form. 75% chance to learn
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form. Learned
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside. Learned.
Separation Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will split an object into two objects of equal value. 75% chance to learn
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay. Learned


Golem creation, a step by step process
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential. Learned.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core. Learned.
Craft Secondary Core: Create a golem core designed to serve as a backup when a golems main core is damaged. 50% Chance to learn.
Empower golem: alter a golems magical structure so it cannot cease function unless its core is rendered inert. 50% Chance to learn.
Edit Core: Alter a golem core more precisely, in order to give it specific, or altered purposes. 35% chance to learn.

Blood Rituals, and the creation of living weapons.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. learned
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana. Learned
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user. Learned
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening. Learned
Ritual of Vlad's Offering: Temporarily makes a blood circle transform blood into Random objects of value equal to the blood sacrificed. 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Ritual of bloodsteel" and "Ritual of Living Metal"


Defense against the dark arts.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect. Learned
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health. Learned
Previve: Places a revive token on the user, when the user's health dips to 0, they are automatically revived with 1 point of health for every point of mana spent casting it. 5% chance to learn.
Anti-Aura: Prevents Auras of any kind from affecting the user, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Re-Dispel"


Divination, finding what can be found
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name. Learned
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it. Learned.
Detect object, Destroy: Sacrifice an object to a map, and the locations of every object like it will be marked on that map. 25% chance to learn.

Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can control them at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell. Learned


Unnamed Book
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.

The art of Sustained spells
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command. Learned.

Bowser Koopa's flame, a Dimensional guide to the elements part I
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame. Learned.
Immunity Flame: Learn sheer control over your fire, it will only hurt what you will it to, even if spell infused. 25% chance to learn.
Magma Gulp: Store a globule of molten lava in your stomach to hawk up later, Can be imbued with any other spell you know, Requires swallowing a meltable object. 50% chance to learn

Dwarven extruder scroll

Melt Metal: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting whatever you put into it. Learned

Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned

Craft Dagger: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  100% chance to learn

Craft Tetrinominode: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Gauntlet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crown: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Attach Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Melt Delicate: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting sensitive objects placed inside  100% chance to learn

Melt Non-metal (Only works on meltable non metals such as glass): Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting an object placed inside.  100% chance to learn

Apply Leaf: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Nail: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Screw: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Container Cap: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Mace: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hammer: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crossbow Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Metal Bow: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Chain: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Split Alloy: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Shield: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Chest: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Greaves: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail leggings: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. learned

Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside. Learned.

Craft Gear: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Spring: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Axel: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft piston parts: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 75% chance to learn

Magnetize Object: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 26% chance to learn

Heiflam Daged's Necromantic Notes

True Resurrection (Heiflam Daged): Brings life to a corpse, Restoring their body, mind and spirit to the land of the living, Requires 1 Corpse, 1 Willing Soul, and 12 Pounds of fresh soil. 50% chance to learn

True Ressurection (Valeric Nerkun): Develop a Spell of your own, to bring life to dead things. Reagents of your choosing, Your Preferred Ritual, It's all up to you. Every Necromancer needs his own style of this spell. 25% chance to learn.

Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.  Learned.

Black Wager: Summons a minion of death  to the plane of the living, who will attack whoever is closest to death Stronger minions increase the risk, and the damage, Specify mana spent when casting. 10% chance to learn.

Call spirit: Attempts to request the presence of a soul from the afterlife. They may have demands of their own, or Pursuers to prevent their escape from a plane of torment. 25% chance to learn

Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening. Learned.

Death Infusion: Enchants an object with death magic. Which will confer appropriate bonuses. Shields and armor will absorb death magic, Swords and spears will expend it. Ranged weapons will fire it in place of Ammunition, or Infuse Ammunition present. Tools will kill what they harvest. 50% chance to learn

Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. Learned.

Raw life: Spend mana to send out a pulse of raw unrefined life energy. 100% chance to learn.

Book of real spells

Actual fireball: Creates a 100% real fireball! 100% chance to learn.

Real Lightning: Calls down lightning with inredible force! 100% chance to learn

Great shield: Creates a shield that provides a solid wall to magical attacks. 80% chance to learn.

Super duper Spell: The most powerful spell in the world! 40% chance to learn.

Scroll detailing Frankenstien sigil

Frankenstien sigil: Engraves a sigil on an object which allows living and undead objects to be manipulated physically without causing death or inertion. 18% chance to learn.

Personal notes

Shaping sigil: Allows a source of control to manipulate any fully liquid object when placed on a large container with a small mouth. 22% chance to learn.

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[Aslandus]

Ah hell, screw fighting this thing if it's going to fumigate us. Take our ladle and toss some water onto the demon.

Hopefully the hole to the outside that shovel blight dug will let the gas out so we don't suffocate, but that's sort of a hope against reason given that it's floor height...

[heydude6]

Honestly, I think we should just let it wound us enough so we pay off our wounds for filth debt

[endlessblaze]

ask it what it wants. if it says t wants to hurt us (I seem to recall it saying wounds are what we pay it with.) then ask if anything else would work as payment.

-ninja.....

you want those filthy claws to scratch us?