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Voting closed: January 18, 2015, 01:39:02 pm

[Aslandus]

Nooo! -1 on learning ANYTHING! I'm saving this point for maxing our chance to learn Shaping Sigil tomorow! We got a whole week to learn other spells, but the shaping one is needed for building stuff we'll be doing *during* that week!


Also, on planting that reminded me:
> Colect sewage from all these humans in a Crackpot. Add a drop of purifying water (mostly to get rid of the stench) and stir untill homogenus. We'll need fertelizer for later stuff.

We only have a 22% chance for learning the shaping sigil so it'll likely take more than 2 PP (1 today + 1 tomorrow) to learn. Eye Spy could be immediately useful, and will likely have uses for the rest of the adventure while this shaping sigil would help with the bench (which would help with crafting, granted, but we have several ways to craft already) and then mostly just sit in our spell list for the rest of our quest. I'm willing to let it sit by for another few days at least...

That is, unless you have a plan with what to do with this bench that would justify putting ALL our resources toward it NOW in which case it would be nice to know.

+1 to collecting fertilizer though, with luck we can infuse it with death magic and save mana we would've used on the plants in the future.

[Shadestyle]

The container must be like so, or similar for it to function correctly, This is due to it needing to purge all the air from it. Having more than one hole would overexert the spell, or risk contamination.

You also plant one of every plant you have, a red hot seed, a Gourd seed and one more March lich seed.

You feed your bone plants with some mana, -1 Mana

You decide to properly learn Eye Spy, The concepts come easy, Now all that is left is to put it into practice. -1 Pontification point

But first, Breakfast.

The food gave you a buffer, so your body can restore itself even with poor luck. Quality food will of course be better for you and may have some effect on other aspects of your health. You feel that this last meal was obviously very poor quality, as your tummy still aches.

You rework the Table design after thinking it over some more, It may still require Fiddling.

Which minion will you send into the hole? The eye spy spell unfortunately overwrites your own perspective until you cancel it, and can only be cast on a minion nearby.

With some magic and some gumption, You rework your Shovel Blight, Adding another pair of arms, coating the shovels in iron, and making a modified Changing sigil on each to make digging easier. -4 Mana, -1 Elbow grease.

You Craft some Sweet Tallow and Meat rations by Making a pot out of Leftover Iron, boiling 10 pounds of Fat in that and scooping off the melted bits, Fuzing the tallow with a berry, which yields a red colored block of the stuff, which you mutate slightly to shrink it and grill it along with some Meat using a slow flame charge. -2 mana, -1 Elbow grease, -1 Flame charge.

This process yields about 5 Servings of Sweet Tallow Treats.

> If it seems it might do any use, try filling a tallow ration with a point of mana and let it settle in.

Who knows, You fill one ration with mana to see what will happen.

You eat one of the Rations, It is MUCH more palatable then your last meal, and dare you say tasty to boot.

Spoiler: You already know what that does, silly! (click to show/hide)

This sustained spell contains "Skeleton inhale"

Using the spell allows one to inhale air, magically transforming it into one "Skeleton charge"

The user can expend one skeleton charge to Breath a skeleton, or wave of tiny bones.

This charge can be infused with any spell you know, which will give the bones breathed special properties.

There is a 20% Chance of learning this spell from reverse engineering it. Using the usual spell learning rules.

When cast using an infused spell, the skeleton is not made of actual bone, but the spell in question, and thus will not inflict any blunt force trauma to a target hit by it.

This spell requires a reagent of 1 skeleton to cast if learned, and not cast through this particular spell sphere.

Outside of this spell sphere, casting it normally will consume on average, 3-4 Mana.

This sphere has a theoretical health of 1.

Your only real benefit as a lich is an immunity to mundane disease, and unlimited storage of food since you can keep your Steak "Alive" for as long as you wish. Human flesh isn't as big of a no-no as it should be, but that is just a personal choice, as you like chewy things.

You gather up some sand, and put it in a turtle shell that you Engrave with a Crackpot III symbol, It slowly begins to melt. -1 mana

You refuse to Modify your own being with necromancy. It is abhorrent to your one self imposed rule, Which is to keep necromancy from corrupting your body like some of the liches, who turn into fleshy horrors in a mad search for power. Becoming no better than the undead they command. It is a slippery slope.

Making a food to magic generator could work, as a matter of fact, you could do that now. The problem is that it would leak mana and generally waste it in production unless it was perfectly designed.

That sounds Awful, deliciously Awful

What are you a vampire? But no, Feeding off of blood and pure mana would do the opposite, Giving you more mana and less Elbow grease. that is why Liches who have turned into skeletons are weak nerds.

You cast self proclaim, it seems like such a small spell, Not even using a whole mana point.

Spoiler: You feel strange. (click to show/hide)

Murder of many (But all save one meant you harm.)

Savior of many (But often to gain more than was given.)

Scholar at heart (By any means necessary.)

Enslavement of the living (If you can call those who would do far worse "Living".)

Freed a single soul who rightfully was yours (To a fate that could bring about great evil.)

Freed countless souls from a fate worse than the depths of the foulest hell.

... ...

You collect some... Waste... From the local human population, Mixing it with oasis water in a hollowed out tombstone. A film of something far worse than poopie rises to the top of the mixture, black and hissing, The oasis water is seemingly gone.

Spoiler: Goals (click to show/hide)

Normal Story Goals

Get Obsidian wood []

Make Kickass Flying Superfortress (Use Arcane reactors to power antigravity crystals, Awe inspiring Horror of metal, Magic and Flesh.) (Badass Flying superfortress) []

Normal Story Blueprints

[]
A new awesome table!
Centerpiece is a large spherical "cage" of bone, on it different parts so they can be separately or simultaneously activated engraved the new Shaping Sigil, the Changing Sigil, a golem core
There's also a large melting bowl to the side with a valve into the shaping cage and a crackpot sigil.
There's also a pair of hands just like the ones on the necromancer table, and on top of each of them are a pair of rats arms shaped to be more human for the purpose of manipulating small delicate things.

[]
The Hype Train Choo chooo
Cannot stop (no brakes),
Is continuously accelerating to a certain limit,
Works without a driver,
Possesses spatial Displacement Dividers at the front such that it cannot crash,
Is powered by Elation, Excitement and gleeful waiting.
If it needs tracks then it will create tracks of light a good distance before it.

I will call it:
Because why not be a zany necromechanic that's know to release a possibly deadly joke on the world?

[]
Pressurized Grappling hook that works by having a tank connected by a valve to the suction device, designed to suck in air and store it in the tank, that tank leads through another valve opened by a trigger allowing a bolt tied to a small rod just to the side by a Skeel wire.

[]
Make a silver apparatus that has 2 input bowls, a small hollow sphere tank/reactor, and Engraved Runes of Crackpot Sigil and Fusion Sigil to melt and combine materials directly with disregard of form
A valve to control the whole thing.
Can be directly attached to the autosmith.
Add runes of Sustain Spell so that you can add spells directly to materials as well without the mess of first sustaining them and then melting that and then fusing.

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Giant Death magic battery, made of bone and using the mana draining machine to draw death magic into it.
Made of bone for safe containment.

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Sunlight crystals to light up the parts of our cities away from the light.
For underground places or areas with lots of tall buildings.
Will mimic the day-night cycle, For healthy citizens.

[]
Sky illusions that replicate what the skies look like, To give the illusion of open space.
Good for psychological health.

[]
Create growing towers, Where you grow vegetables and various plant life in vertical towers fed artificial sunlight.
Allows for controlled growth.
Gives options for greater variety.
One floor deals in common fruit, Another in tropical etc.
More food over a larger surface area.
Good for isolated experiments on plants.
Can be safely sealed off and purged with fire if experiments go out of control.

[]
Energy reactors capable of powering entire cities such as our future capital superfortress.
Though if electricity is used then go nuclear, Safest source of clean energy there is apart from fusion power.
It would give radio-active material for experiments and weapons.

[]
Energy conduits capable of holding great amounts of power as well as separating it into lesser amounts of power.
Preferably something like a mixture of crystal dust and some kind of fluid mixture inside a cable or casing, Giving us conduits that glows when power surges through them.

Side Story Goals

(SS #1)Get back the Hammerhead Brothers' Heat Star [✔]

(SS #1)Figure out who screwed with the Funnel []

(SS #2) Kill Rats (Gold coins) [2]

(SS #2) Become rich and famous (Wealth and adoration) []

Metaquest

Name 13 references made (10/13) (3 Free Spellbooks) []

Solve a Story section with a Sly Cooper-Esque Heist (Free Technique Book) []

Finish a boss fight with an overly cheesy one liner (no wait don't do that) You sicken me. [✔]

Refrain from Defeating a boss using something stupid. Wait, no stop giving them ideas. []

Complete a dungeon in one straight go. (1 Montage Token) []

Opt in to a max difficulty dungeon and complete it. Upgrade the difficulty of a dungeon in this instance by requesting it. (1 Plot Armor Token) []

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Day 9. Encounter 1

92/102 Health points
10 Elbow grease (Used for performing actions)
0 Pontification points (Spend these during peacetime To develop new actions and learn new Spells)
11 Mana (Cast spells with this)
2 Flame charges
Level 5 Broken Magic filled Catrat Roserod equipped (Bonus skill "Grow fruit", Requires mana to use.)
Level 1 Shotgun Headache equipped (Looks cool, enhances headbutts.)
Level 1 Seasilver Gauntlets and Skystone Scythe (Scythe is weightless, Gauntlets resist and contain magics)
Level 1 Body bag belt (Hold stuff in them! 5 Medium items can be inserted into or removed from your personal inventory at any time.)

Spoiler: Spells, Skills, and Strategies (click to show/hide)

:Skills:

Skills provide permanent Passive benefits to certain actions or reactions. They are extraordinarily hard to learn however.

Inner fire: A small permanent fire has sprouted in your belly, due to your extensive use of Flame inhale.

:Spells:

You can choose how much energy you wish to put in a spell.

Splintered life: Animate dead plants using magic.
Raise Dead: Raise an Undead minion, requires (1X) corpses.
Sustain dead: Add days to a zombies sustenance.
Mutate: Attempt to warp a creatures flesh in any way you desire.
Melt Metal: Activate the Dwarven extruder, melting whatever you put in it.
Make Plate: Activate the Dwarven extruder, making a metal plate out of whatever metal you put in it.
Blood boil: Spend Health to gain mana.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect.
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health.
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame.
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. 100% chance to learn
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user.
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core.
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form.
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay.
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle.
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana.
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside.
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening.
Craft scroll: Creates an identification scroll.
Self Proclaim: Causes a voice to announce your good and evil deeds of note.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium.
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form.
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command.
Rejuvinate: Restores damaged and dead cells using necromancy. Harms living things based on how much of their health is missing.
Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside, turns Ores into Lumps, and removes impurities from objects placed inside.
Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening.
Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside.
Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. 100% chance to learn
Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.
Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it.
Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can control them at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell.

:Strategies:

Using strategies consumes Pontification Points, but practicing them stimulates the mind a great deal, returning and potentially increasing investments the next day.

Reinforce: Call minions out of and into reserve, giving them bonuses during battle, 1 PP for a day of use, Increases PP regen.

Spoiler: Minions (click to show/hide)

(Undead require one of three forms of sustenance to survive, Flesh fed zombies can last for long periods and survive crippling blows, but are unintelligent and weak, Blood fed zombies require a constant source of blood, stored either in an organic or mechanical container, and are faster and stronger than their flesh fed brethren, but a single blow to their blood container will render them inert. and the final food is magic, either from you, an object, or a soul, These zombies can be intelligent, strong, and hardy, they also last forever with a soul, but souls are a difficult resource to acquire.)

Skeleton duo, sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
193 Total Sustenance
2 zombie power
Covered in Poison

Wizard butler, Sustained by magic:
45 Health points
Feasibly unlimited sustenance
3 Zombie power
Level 1 Sturdy Stave equipped
Level 1 Enchanted Tube Sword equipped
Exausted for 1 day

Wolf zombie pack (3), Sustained by flesh:
60 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
8 zombie power

Bandit zombies (3), sustained by flesh:
38 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
3 zombie power

Fingernails, Inert

Criminal skeletons,(7) Sustained by magic:
59 Total Health points
720 Total Sustenance
10 zombie power
7 Level 2 Glass cannons equipped.

Ghastly Quote: Nevermore
110 Health
Golem core is functioning at 100%
1 Zombie power
Internal mana storage at 0% capacity, and 0% density.
Level 2 Mechanical Gun equipped (Fires Mundane pellets at superspeed towards targets using an Electrical battery.)
Covered in spores

Luggage, Sustained by magic:
90 Total Health points
84% Sustenance
2 zombie power

Biclops  Sustained by magic:
110 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Big Zombies (1), sustained by flesh:
142 Total Health points
9 days of sustenance
5 zombie power

Muscle engine Mark 1, sustained by flesh:
100 Heath points
2 Days of sustenance
12 zombie power

Fatmill, sustained by flesh:
300 Health points
8 Days of sustenance
1 zombie power

Brain slime, sustained by flesh:
8 Health points
1 days of sustenance
0 Zombie power

Necromechanic's Workbench
95% sustenance
0 Zombie power

Biclops  Sustained by magic:
110 Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Shovel blight, Sustained by magic:
60 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Scythip, Sustained by magic:
10 Health points
100% Sustenance
1 zombie power

Identification pen, Sustained by magic:
1 Health points
76% Sustenance
81% ink
0 zombie power

Metal coated skeleton, Sustained by magic:
100 Health points
100% Sustenance
1 zombie power

Spoiler: Personal inventory (click to show/hide)

Canteen full of Phoenix juice, 80% left
Moss stuff
Small Blue Mushroom
396 Sheets of paper

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Blood cattle
30/100 Health
0/1 Mana
Level 1 Facemask equipped (Looks scavengy)
Level 1 Inert Blood Nails equipped (Refer to fingernails in "Undead")
Bone Plant
Day 3
Healthy
All needs fulfilled

Bone plant
Day 1
Healthy
All needs fulfilled

Gourd seed
Day 1
Needs Water and sunlight

Red hot seed
Day 1
Needs water and sunlight
Scroll about Frankenstein sigil
Steel wire, 80% left
6 Lightly rusted steel plates
Scroll about Additional dwarven extruder commands.
Impregnated fruit
Scrolls about "Perfectly Usable wares"
Bone valve
Small Pile of Bone dust
Scroll about Shimmering scale.
Scroll about March Lich Seed
Scroll about Skeel
Shelder the turtle.
Fish Skeleton
Shimmering scales
7 Fuming Lilypads
40 Pounds of Rich soil.
1 Corpse, missing brain, heart, nose and eyes.
Skeel Bar
Swollen muscle
Scroll about Mechanisms
17 Silver Bars
2 Steel Bars
10 Copper Bars
2 Iron bars
1 Gold Half-Bar
97 Pounds of Muscle
889 Pounds of Fat
1 Warped Skeleton
Assorted organs
Sheet of Rotten torn skin
4 Mechanical components
Burnt clump of flesh and bone. (94 Lb)
Scroll about Robot
Tin Soup ladle
Scroll about Miracle Serum
Research notes; Heiflam Daged Necromantic Spells.
Scroll about Necromancer's grave.
Treasure Chest
595 Pounds of flesh
17 Bones
Scroll about Glass Cannons
Scroll about Dwarven Extruder
Scroll about Skeleton Spell
Scroll about Fenrir's Core
Goop covered bone
Core of Fenrir
Jug of ink, 62% full
4 Wooden panels
9 Charcoal sticks
1 Charcoal stick 99% left.
Burlap sheet (Slight damage)
Fire Flower
Scroll about Death melon
2 Tombstones
7 Corpses
8 Skeletons -1 leg, -1 pelvis. -3 Fingers.
Mantis blade
9 berries
2 Red hot seeds
Giant empty gourd
20 Giant gourd seeds
Tarp
1 filled bodybags
6 Scarred green bones
7 Purple gems
Shiny dust
Flawless Copper plate
Zigzerro Seed
3 Wolf corpses
2 druid's teeth
1 Sturdy Stick
1 Phoenix Juice filled Clay Jar 80% full
1 Oasis Water Filled Clay Jar, 87% full

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

Tombstone Pot filled with fertilizer. 100% full
3 servings of Sweet Tallow Treats
Magical Sweet Tallow Treat
Turtle shell Crackpot (III)  Filled with sand, 100% full, 10% done
Scouting goggles.
1 Small bottle of Phoenix jelly (10% done)
7 Sustained Flame charges
Hilarious bone gas mask
Alchemical equipment -1 bottle
Fruity staff
Beautiful sapphire Necklace
Zombified mech
5 Crackpot Silver bowls
1 Crackpot Silver bowl Filled with Sustained Flame Inhale, 100% full
Enchanted Metal Tube
Alchemical recipe for "Caliber"
9 Treasure Chests.
8 High quality Statues
135 Metal pellets
1 Jar of Miracle Serum, 95% full
4 Mechanical Guns
1 Battery
1 Robot
Scythe & Gauntlets
Sustained Spell, Sustained Spell
Sustained Spell, Unknown
3 Phoenix melon seeds
Reinforced juicer
Fabulous bed
Brawler's Blaster
Map of Eadlestein
King's permission
3 large human coins
388 small Human coins
Dwarven extruder
Stump seat
7 Glass cannons

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)

Homunculi
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle, Learned.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium, Learned
Craft Tissue: Combine and align cells to form tissue, Requires Cells, 50% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells"
Craft Organ: Combine several tissues to make an organ, Requires Tissues and Cells, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells" and "Craft Tissue"
False life: Use organic compounds to create a fake creature, Requires Carbon, Water, Sodium, Iron and Soil, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Circle of life" and "Craft Cells"


Alchemical sigils for dummies
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form. Learned
Crackpot Sigil II: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will slowly melt into their pure chemical form. 75% chance to learn
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form. Learned
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside. Learned.
Separation Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will split an object into two objects of equal value. 75% chance to learn
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay. Learned


Golem creation, a step by step process
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential. Learned.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core. Learned.
Craft Secondary Core: Create a golem core designed to serve as a backup when a golems main core is damaged. 50% Chance to learn.
Empower golem: alter a golems magical structure so it cannot cease function unless its core is rendered inert. 50% Chance to learn.
Edit Core: Alter a golem core more precisely, in order to give it specific, or altered purposes. 35% chance to learn.

Blood Rituals, and the creation of living weapons.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. learned
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana. Learned
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user. Learned
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening. Learned
Ritual of Vlad's Offering: Temporarily makes a blood circle transform blood into Random objects of value equal to the blood sacrificed. 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Ritual of bloodsteel" and "Ritual of Living Metal"


Defense against the dark arts.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect. Learned
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health. Learned
Previve: Places a revive token on the user, when the user's health dips to 0, they are automatically revived with 1 point of health for every point of mana spent casting it. 5% chance to learn.
Anti-Aura: Prevents Auras of any kind from affecting the user, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Re-Dispel"


Divination, finding what can be found
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name. Learned
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it. Learned.
Detect object, Destroy: Sacrifice an object to a map, and the locations of every object like it will be marked on that map. 25% chance to learn.

Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can control them at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell. Learned


Unnamed Book
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.

The art of Sustained spells
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command. Learned.

Bowser Koopa's flame, a Dimensional guide to the elements part I
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame. Learned.
Immunity Flame: Learn sheer control over your fire, it will only hurt what you will it to, even if spell infused. 25% chance to learn.
Magma Gulp: Store a globule of molten lava in your stomach to hawk up later, Can be imbued with any other spell you know, Requires swallowing a meltable object. 50% chance to learn

Dwarven extruder scroll

Melt Metal: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting whatever you put into it. Learned

Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned

Craft Dagger: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  100% chance to learn

Craft Tetrinominode: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Gauntlet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crown: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Attach Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Melt Delicate: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting sensitive objects placed inside  100% chance to learn

Melt Non-metal (Only works on meltable non metals such as glass): Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting an object placed inside.  100% chance to learn

Apply Leaf: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Nail: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Screw: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Container Cap: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Mace: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hammer: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crossbow Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Metal Bow: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Chain: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Split Alloy: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Shield: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Chest: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Greaves: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail leggings: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. learned

Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside. Learned.

Craft Gear: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Spring: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Axel: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft piston parts: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 75% chance to learn

Magnetize Object: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 26% chance to learn

Heiflam Daged's Necromantic Notes

True Resurrection (Heiflam Daged): Brings life to a corpse, Restoring their body, mind and spirit to the land of the living, Requires 1 Corpse, 1 Willing Soul, and 12 Pounds of fresh soil. 50% chance to learn

True Ressurection (Valeric Nerkun): Develop a Spell of your own, to bring life to dead things. Reagents of your choosing, Your Preferred Ritual, It's all up to you. Every Necromancer needs his own style of this spell. 25% chance to learn.

Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.  Learned.

Black Wager: Summons a minion of death  to the plane of the living, who will attack whoever is closest to death Stronger minions increase the risk, and the damage, Specify mana spent when casting. 10% chance to learn.

Call spirit: Attempts to request the presence of a soul from the afterlife. They may have demands of their own, or Pursuers to prevent their escape from a plane of torment. 25% chance to learn

Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening. Learned.

Death Infusion: Enchants an object with death magic. Which will confer appropriate bonuses. Shields and armor will absorb death magic, Swords and spears will expend it. Ranged weapons will fire it in place of Ammunition, or Infuse Ammunition present. Tools will kill what they harvest. 50% chance to learn

Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. Learned.

Raw life: Spend mana to send out a pulse of raw unrefined life energy. 100% chance to learn.

Book of real spells

Actual fireball: Creates a 100% real fireball! 100% chance to learn.

Real Lightning: Calls down lightning with inredible force! 100% chance to learn

Great shield: Creates a shield that provides a solid wall to magical attacks. 80% chance to learn.

Super duper Spell: The most powerful spell in the world! 40% chance to learn.

Scroll detailing Frankenstien sigil

Frankenstien sigil: Engraves a sigil on an object which allows living and undead objects to be manipulated physically without causing death or inertion. 18% chance to learn.

Personal notes

Shaping sigil: Allows a source of control to manipulate any fully liquid object when placed on a large container with a small mouth. 22% chance to learn.

Records

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[The Froggy Ninja]

Identify it! With all our methods!
I'm gonna say we are good. We have two evil actions with good subtext three good actions with evil subtext and one good action with no subtext.

[Aslandus]

Next time we sleep we should do it in the mech, it gets extra PP according to the scroll.

Anyway, for now:
>Use Eye spy on Nevermore and have him walk outside through the hole

I assume there's no points for saying "Eye spy" is a reference to the car trip game/kids game "I spy"

[Armok]

Oh, the shape is not inherent, it's to let it create a vacuum huh...
> In that case, I say make the shape sort of like a bowl sunken into the table like a sink, with a vaulted lid with an animated hinge of bone, and a *tiny* hole with a valve in it, to minimize the energy needed to maintain the vacuum. Also, althou this does make it require glass, the lid should have a window, convex as to withstand the presure. We'll also need some kind of rubbery thing to seal the seam form the lid I guess.
> With this design, making it so that the crackpot is *inside* the working area might be best.


> Check how much the dig speed of the shovel blight has increaded by these changes, and send it prospecting.


> Even if it hasn't fully melted, you should be able to check on the sand, seeing what kind of glass it's likely to become, and stiring it might speed thigns up a bit


> Ok! Lets make a food to magic generator! As for the leakage issue... just coat it in a shell of bone, and on top of that a thin layer of silver, this should hopefully make mana that leaks from the necromantic parts just bounce back and forth. I'm imaging a big silvery sphere here, with a valve out for mana, and a valve with a funnel in for liquified (either molten tallow or crackpot'd meat) food. Try for whatever size gives the best material to mana ratio, we have plenty of food and if the output is to low we'll jus make an array of them, but the materials to make them from is limited.


> This almost failed, but luckily the film is on the *surface*; skimm it of and put it in a separate bowl, then repeat this with just a tiny amount each time untill we get it pure enoguh that it dosnt happen! Ask pen abaut both fertelizer and the colected superfilth.


> Put a bowl of Flesh on melting to prepare the generators first meal


> Ok, lets shout the outside, but first we need something to do the scouting. Lets capture a live fly, as are sure to be plenty of around here, and give it a small fraction of a droplet of Miracle Serum (seriously, it's a fly, is it really going to cost us a full %?), then Mutate it for maximum speed and powerfull flight at the cost of everythign else. Then, make a tiny fly-like skeleton (also maxemized for speed but also for seeing, and probably not actualy capable of flight due to wings being made of the worng metrial but that hopefully won't matter)), coat it in a tiny bit of Skeel using Apply Leaf, and use Engrave Runes of Eye Spy on it. Then, use Fusion Sigil to merge the living fly and the skeletal fly.


> Send this new minion out scouting while we use Eye Spy on it, just lieing in our comfy bed.

[~Neri]

What would we need to do to recreate our phylactery?

[Aslandus]

Wait, can we do apply leaf? It's not on our ability list... Also, before I forget:

>Stretch the bandit zombies' finger bones into claws on our necromancer's workbench, it's not like they'll be using tools anyway

[The Froggy Ninja]

I've played and seen other people play sly cooper. But what defines a sly cooper heist as different than a regular heist? Also we should definitely search for/develop an impossible thief spell/skill/technique ect. tree.

[Fallatus]

I've played and seen other people play sly cooper. But what defines a sly cooper heist as different than a regular heist?

I think that for it to qualify as a sly cooper heist we gotta steal from a Master thief. That's what the coopers do anyhow, Steal from thieves. I think, It's been a while.

Also, Do we know what that causes mind degeneration from dead magic/Necromantic magic? If not, Maybe we could try to find out why and how it affects the mind. Might possibly find a loophole to exploit, Allowing us to use it on ourselves while keeping our precious mind.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Nope. Bad idea. I really think we're going for misunderstood science for necromancy and experimenting on minds really puts the all costs in the scholar at  all costs. And gods damnit I want some damn good times fluffy god magic!

[Aslandus]

I've played and seen other people play sly cooper. But what defines a sly cooper heist as different than a regular heist?

I think that for it to qualify as a sly cooper heist we gotta steal from a Master thief. That's what the coopers do anyhow, Steal from thieves. I think, It's been a while.

I assumed he meant we need to come up with plan and create two side plots with other minions so that we can do several things at once, then execute it successfully and simultaneously resulting in our objective being done with finesse rather than brute force... planning would look sorta like this, if you've never played the games before (I picked the first video I found, it's not that great quality but meh):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNRe9qwWjyU

[The Froggy Ninja]

Just remembered something. Did we ever fuck around with our soul after we woke up?

[Shadestyle]

You send Shovel blight prospecting, After finding that his digging speed is much faster then before. you give him the simple order to take any inconsistent rocks back to the mouth of the tunnel.

You check on the Melting sand, the grains are slowly disappearing, You decide against stirring it, as you aren't sure what would happen.

You extract a stomach from one of your cadavers, and plop it on your workbench, Working it over with bone until you get a nice little device, with a valve on one end, and a stylized skull shaped cap on the other, covering a funnel. You then coat this in a layer of thick silver, to hopefully keep the mana from escaping. Your future examples of this will either need metal valves or a new material manipulator, as you dread the idea of putting bones in the extruder again. -2 elbow grease.

On reanimation later and you can hear the cogs of science turning metaphorically speaking.  You set aside a bowl of melting flesh for use in testing this. -1 mana

To recreate your phylactery, You would need your true soul, which would be bound and split into the pieces of the shattered phylactery. Once you restore it, and by extension, your mortal soul, your powers will be phenomenal, and your years of training restored, you remember.

You stretch all of the bandit zombies fingers into claws. The effectiveness of this will be decided soon enough. -1 Elbow grease.

You do not actually know apply leaf. (Unless I botched an update somewhere along the line.)

The cause of degeneration in flesh warped necromancers is arrogance followed by intense psychosis. If you change something, you can never return it to it's natural state, chemical imbalances can cause a sort of feedback, until the being in question is a shadow of who they once were. That and the fact that Mutation is a necromantic art that living things can -recover- from, it is still wholly incompatible with living matter, you are only partially undead right now, and that is only due to your missing phylactery. A fully undead being loses something important that necromancers to this day have difficulty quantifying. even if they have a soul, It is theorized that once a being becomes fully undead, it loses a part of it's will, or intent, the ultimate source of control over magic. the same thing can happen to a powerful being under the effects of mind control, If such a hold is broken in a certain way, their entire magical pool can Flip into dead magic in an instant, as they lose their will to live. This leaves them either mindless engines of destruction, or possessed of only one goal, one remaining intent.  As mentioned before, this is also why a soul with no body will eventually become enslaved by their own mana as it grows out of control.

The point is, you could mutate yourself without screwing everything up, but why risk it?

You never fucked around with your soul after you woke up.

You decide to check out the black liquid, analyzing it and the like.

You gaze into the pool of filth, and are entranced by your reflection in it.  It seems so inviting, despite the sludge in it, it's reflection is perfect.

You see yourself moving closer to it, even though you are sure you are standing still, suddenly, your vision through goggles flash every color incredible brightly, stunning you, you stumble back just in time to dodge a filthy claw emerging from the Tombstone. You'll be sure to thank whatever angel or demon goes by the name "Big Brain"

A shadow crawls from the Pool, Wearing soggy torn robes and two shredded ears, it looks like hell took a bath in rancid fecal matter, Bright purple eyes gaze out of sunken festering sockets.

Spoiler: Goals (click to show/hide)

Normal Story Goals

Get Obsidian wood []

Make Kickass Flying Superfortress (Use Arcane reactors to power antigravity crystals, Awe inspiring Horror of metal, Magic and Flesh.) (Badass Flying superfortress) []

Normal Story Blueprints

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A new awesome table!
Make the shape sort of like a bowl sunken into the table like a sink, with a vaulted lid with an animated hinge of bone, and a *tiny* hole with a valve in it, to minimize the energy needed to maintain the vacuum.
The lid should have a window, convex as to withstand the pressure.
Also needed is some kind of rubbery thing to seal the seam form the lid.
With this design, making it so that the crackpot is *inside* the working area might be best.
Shaping Sigil, Changing Sigil, and a golem core will be installed in it.
There's also a large melting bowl to the side with a valve into the shaping cage and a crackpot sigil.
There's also a pair of hands just like the ones on the necromancer table, and on top of each of them are a pair of rats arms shaped to be more human for the purpose of manipulating small delicate things.

[]
The Hype Train Choo chooo
Cannot stop (no brakes),
Is continuously accelerating to a certain limit,
Works without a driver,
Possesses spatial Displacement Dividers at the front such that it cannot crash,
Is powered by Elation, Excitement and gleeful waiting.
If it needs tracks then it will create tracks of light a good distance before it.

I will call it:
Because why not be a zany necromechanic that's know to release a possibly deadly joke on the world?

[]
Pressurized Grappling hook that works by having a tank connected by a valve to the suction device, designed to suck in air and store it in the tank, that tank leads through another valve opened by a trigger allowing a bolt tied to a small rod just to the side by a Skeel wire.

[]
Make a silver apparatus that has 2 input bowls, a small hollow sphere tank/reactor, and Engraved Runes of Crackpot Sigil and Fusion Sigil to melt and combine materials directly with disregard of form
A valve to control the whole thing.
Can be directly attached to the autosmith.
Add runes of Sustain Spell so that you can add spells directly to materials as well without the mess of first sustaining them and then melting that and then fusing.

[]
Giant Death magic battery, made of bone and using the mana draining machine to draw death magic into it.
Made of bone for safe containment.

[]
Sunlight crystals to light up the parts of our cities away from the light.
For underground places or areas with lots of tall buildings.
Will mimic the day-night cycle, For healthy citizens.

[]
Sky illusions that replicate what the skies look like, To give the illusion of open space.
Good for psychological health.

[]
Create growing towers, Where you grow vegetables and various plant life in vertical towers fed artificial sunlight.
Allows for controlled growth.
Gives options for greater variety.
One floor deals in common fruit, Another in tropical etc.
More food over a larger surface area.
Good for isolated experiments on plants.
Can be safely sealed off and purged with fire if experiments go out of control.

[]
Energy reactors capable of powering entire cities such as our future capital superfortress.
Though if electricity is used then go nuclear, Safest source of clean energy there is apart from fusion power.
It would give radio-active material for experiments and weapons.

[]
Energy conduits capable of holding great amounts of power as well as separating it into lesser amounts of power.
Preferably something like a mixture of crystal dust and some kind of fluid mixture inside a cable or casing, Giving us conduits that glows when power surges through them.

Side Story Goals

(SS #1)Get back the Hammerhead Brothers' Heat Star [✔]

(SS #1)Figure out who screwed with the Funnel []

(SS #2) Kill Rats (Gold coins) [2]

(SS #2) Become rich and famous (Wealth and adoration) []

Metaquest

Name 13 references made (10/13) (3 Free Spellbooks) []

Solve a Story section with a Sly Cooper-Esque Heist (Free Technique Book) []

Finish a boss fight with an overly cheesy one liner (no wait don't do that) You sicken me. [✔]

Refrain from Defeating a boss using something stupid. Wait, no stop giving them ideas. []

Complete a dungeon in one straight go. (1 Montage Token) []

Opt in to a max difficulty dungeon and complete it. Upgrade the difficulty of a dungeon in this instance by requesting it. (1 Plot Armor Token) []

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Day 9. Encounter 1

92/102 Health points
10 Elbow grease (Used for performing actions)
0 Pontification points (Spend these during peacetime To develop new actions and learn new Spells)
11 Mana (Cast spells with this)
2 Flame charges
Level 5 Broken Magic filled Catrat Roserod equipped (Bonus skill "Grow fruit", Requires mana to use.)
Level 1 Shotgun Headache equipped (Looks cool, enhances headbutts.)
Level 1 Seasilver Gauntlets and Skystone Scythe (Scythe is weightless, Gauntlets resist and contain magics)
Level 1 Body bag belt (Hold stuff in them! 5 Medium items can be inserted into or removed from your personal inventory at any time.)

Spoiler: Spells, Skills, and Strategies (click to show/hide)

:Skills:

Skills provide permanent Passive benefits to certain actions or reactions. They are extraordinarily hard to learn however.

Inner fire: A small permanent fire has sprouted in your belly, due to your extensive use of Flame inhale.

:Spells:

You can choose how much energy you wish to put in a spell.

Splintered life: Animate dead plants using magic.
Raise Dead: Raise an Undead minion, requires (1X) corpses.
Sustain dead: Add days to a zombies sustenance.
Mutate: Attempt to warp a creatures flesh in any way you desire.
Melt Metal: Activate the Dwarven extruder, melting whatever you put in it.
Make Plate: Activate the Dwarven extruder, making a metal plate out of whatever metal you put in it.
Blood boil: Spend Health to gain mana.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect.
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health.
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame.
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. 100% chance to learn
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user.
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core.
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form.
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay.
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle.
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana.
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside.
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening.
Craft scroll: Creates an identification scroll.
Self Proclaim: Causes a voice to announce your good and evil deeds of note.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium.
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form.
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command.
Rejuvinate: Restores damaged and dead cells using necromancy. Harms living things based on how much of their health is missing.
Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside, turns Ores into Lumps, and removes impurities from objects placed inside.
Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening.
Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside.
Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. 100% chance to learn
Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.
Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it.
Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.
Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can control them at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell.

:Strategies:

Using strategies consumes Pontification Points, but practicing them stimulates the mind a great deal, returning and potentially increasing investments the next day.

Reinforce: Call minions out of and into reserve, giving them bonuses during battle, 1 PP for a day of use, Increases PP regen.

Spoiler: Minions (click to show/hide)

(Undead require one of three forms of sustenance to survive, Flesh fed zombies can last for long periods and survive crippling blows, but are unintelligent and weak, Blood fed zombies require a constant source of blood, stored either in an organic or mechanical container, and are faster and stronger than their flesh fed brethren, but a single blow to their blood container will render them inert. and the final food is magic, either from you, an object, or a soul, These zombies can be intelligent, strong, and hardy, they also last forever with a soul, but souls are a difficult resource to acquire.)

Skeleton duo, sustained by magic:
72 Total Health points
193 Total Sustenance
2 zombie power
Covered in Poison

Wizard butler, Sustained by magic:
45 Health points
Feasibly unlimited sustenance
3 Zombie power
Level 1 Sturdy Stave equipped
Level 1 Enchanted Tube Sword equipped
Exausted for 1 day

Wolf zombie pack (3), Sustained by flesh:
60 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
8 zombie power

Bandit zombies (3), sustained by flesh:
38 Total Health points
2 days of sustenance
3 zombie power

Fingernails, Inert

Criminal skeletons,(7) Sustained by magic:
59 Total Health points
720 Total Sustenance
10 zombie power
7 Level 2 Glass cannons equipped.

Ghastly Quote: Nevermore
110 Health
Golem core is functioning at 100%
1 Zombie power
Internal mana storage at 0% capacity, and 0% density.
Level 2 Mechanical Gun equipped (Fires Mundane pellets at superspeed towards targets using an Electrical battery.)
Covered in spores

Luggage, Sustained by magic:
90 Total Health points
84% Sustenance
2 zombie power

Biclops  Sustained by magic:
110 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Big Zombies (1), sustained by flesh:
142 Total Health points
9 days of sustenance
5 zombie power

Muscle engine Mark 1, sustained by flesh:
100 Heath points
2 Days of sustenance
12 zombie power

Fatmill, sustained by flesh:
300 Health points
8 Days of sustenance
1 zombie power

Brain slime, sustained by flesh:
8 Health points
1 days of sustenance
0 Zombie power

Necromechanic's Workbench
95% sustenance
0 Zombie power

Biclops  Sustained by magic:
110 Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Shovel blight, Sustained by magic:
60 Total Health points
100% Sustenance
4 zombie power

Scythip, Sustained by magic:
10 Health points
100% Sustenance
1 zombie power

Identification pen, Sustained by magic:
1 Health points
76% Sustenance
81% ink
0 zombie power

Metal coated skeleton, Sustained by magic:
100 Health points
100% Sustenance
1 zombie power

Spoiler: Personal inventory (click to show/hide)

Canteen full of Phoenix juice, 80% left
Moss stuff
Small Blue Mushroom
396 Sheets of paper

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Blood cattle
30/100 Health
0/1 Mana
Level 1 Facemask equipped (Looks scavengy)
Level 1 Inert Blood Nails equipped (Refer to fingernails in "Undead")
Bone Plant
Day 3
Healthy
All needs fulfilled

Bone plant
Day 1
Healthy
All needs fulfilled

Gourd seed
Day 1
Needs Water and sunlight

Red hot seed
Day 1
Needs water and sunlight
Scroll about Frankenstein sigil
Steel wire, 80% left
6 Lightly rusted steel plates
Scroll about Additional dwarven extruder commands.
Impregnated fruit
Scrolls about "Perfectly Usable wares"
Bone valve
Small Pile of Bone dust
Scroll about Shimmering scale.
Scroll about March Lich Seed
Scroll about Skeel
Shelder the turtle.
Fish Skeleton
Shimmering scales
7 Fuming Lilypads
40 Pounds of Rich soil.
1 Corpse, missing brain, heart, nose and eyes.
Skeel Bar
Swollen muscle
Scroll about Mechanisms
17 Silver Bars
2 Steel Bars
10 Copper Bars
2 Iron bars
1 Gold Half-Bar
97 Pounds of Muscle
889 Pounds of Fat
1 Warped Skeleton
Assorted organs
Sheet of Rotten torn skin
4 Mechanical components
Burnt clump of flesh and bone. (94 Lb)
Scroll about Robot
Tin Soup ladle
Scroll about Miracle Serum
Research notes; Heiflam Daged Necromantic Spells.
Scroll about Necromancer's grave.
Treasure Chest
595 Pounds of flesh
17 Bones
Scroll about Glass Cannons
Scroll about Dwarven Extruder
Scroll about Skeleton Spell
Scroll about Fenrir's Core
Goop covered bone
Core of Fenrir
Jug of ink, 62% full
4 Wooden panels
9 Charcoal sticks
1 Charcoal stick 99% left.
Burlap sheet (Slight damage)
Fire Flower
Scroll about Death melon
2 Tombstones
7 Corpses
8 Skeletons -1 leg, -1 pelvis. -3 Fingers.
Mantis blade
9 berries
2 Red hot seeds
Giant empty gourd
20 Giant gourd seeds
Tarp
1 filled bodybags
6 Scarred green bones
7 Purple gems
Shiny dust
Flawless Copper plate
Zigzerro Seed
3 Wolf corpses
2 druid's teeth
1 Sturdy Stick
1 Phoenix Juice filled Clay Jar 80% full
1 Oasis Water Filled Clay Jar, 87% full

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

Tombstone Pot filled with fertilizer. 100% full
3 servings of Sweet Tallow Treats
Magical Sweet Tallow Treat
Turtle shell Crackpot (III)  Filled with sand, 100% full, 10% done
Scouting goggles.
1 Small bottle of Phoenix jelly (10% done)
7 Sustained Flame charges
Hilarious bone gas mask
Alchemical equipment -1 bottle
Fruity staff
Beautiful sapphire Necklace
Zombified mech
5 Crackpot Silver bowls
1 Crackpot Silver bowl Filled with Sustained Flame Inhale, 100% full
Enchanted Metal Tube
Alchemical recipe for "Caliber"
9 Treasure Chests.
8 High quality Statues
135 Metal pellets
1 Jar of Miracle Serum, 95% full
4 Mechanical Guns
1 Battery
1 Robot
Scythe & Gauntlets
Sustained Spell, Sustained Spell
Sustained Spell, Unknown
3 Phoenix melon seeds
Reinforced juicer
Fabulous bed
Brawler's Blaster
Map of Eadlestein
King's permission
3 large human coins
388 small Human coins
Dwarven extruder
Stump seat
7 Glass cannons

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)

Homunculi
Circle of Life: Draw a circle where organic materials can be easily manipulated, requires material to make circle, Learned.
Craft Cells: Create the most basic form of organic life, Requires Carbon, Water, and Sodium, Learned
Craft Tissue: Combine and align cells to form tissue, Requires Cells, 50% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells"
Craft Organ: Combine several tissues to make an organ, Requires Tissues and Cells, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Craft Cells" and "Craft Tissue"
False life: Use organic compounds to create a fake creature, Requires Carbon, Water, Sodium, Iron and Soil, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Circle of life" and "Craft Cells"


Alchemical sigils for dummies
Crackpot Sigil I: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, objects placed inside will slowly melt into their liquid form. Learned
Crackpot Sigil II: Engrave a magical symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will slowly melt into their pure chemical form. 75% chance to learn
Crackpot Sigil III: Engrave an incredibly powerful symbol on a solid container, Objects placed inside will melt into their pure atomic form. Learned
Fusion Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will fuse the concept of two objects placed inside. Learned.
Separation Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which will split an object into two objects of equal value. 75% chance to learn
Changing Sigil: Draw a symbol on the ground, which allows you to manipulate a solid lump of matter like clay. Learned


Golem creation, a step by step process
Craft Golem Core: Transform an object into a golem core, the material used affects the core's potential. Learned.
Craft Golem: Transform a Statue of any material into a golem, The statue must already be in the intended shape, Requires Golem Core. Learned.
Craft Secondary Core: Create a golem core designed to serve as a backup when a golems main core is damaged. 50% Chance to learn.
Empower golem: alter a golems magical structure so it cannot cease function unless its core is rendered inert. 50% Chance to learn.
Edit Core: Alter a golem core more precisely, in order to give it specific, or altered purposes. 35% chance to learn.

Blood Rituals, and the creation of living weapons.
Blood circle: Use blood to create a circle that transforms blood poured onto it into ambient magic. learned
Deep quaff: Absorb ambient blood magic as Mana. Learned
Ritual of Bloodsteel: Transforms any metal object into a bloodsteel version of it, Bloodsteel objects generate life energy when used, healing the user. Learned
Ritual of Living Metal: Transforms any metal object into a Living metal version of it, these objects are sapient and retain memories of before their awakening. Learned
Ritual of Vlad's Offering: Temporarily makes a blood circle transform blood into Random objects of value equal to the blood sacrificed. 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Ritual of bloodsteel" and "Ritual of Living Metal"


Defense against the dark arts.
Re-Dispel: Dispels a negative effect on the user, and recasts itself once for every point of mana used in the initial casting if the user is affected by another negative effect. Learned
False Target: Creates an illusion of the user that draws negative effects onto it by sacrificing a small amount of your own health. Learned
Previve: Places a revive token on the user, when the user's health dips to 0, they are automatically revived with 1 point of health for every point of mana spent casting it. 5% chance to learn.
Anti-Aura: Prevents Auras of any kind from affecting the user, 25% chance to learn, Prerequisite "Re-Dispel"


Divination, finding what can be found
Detect object, Spoken: Attempts to divine the location of an object by speaking it's name. Learned
Detect object, Sigil: Creates a sigil which will point in the direction of an object placed on it. Learned.
Detect object, Destroy: Sacrifice an object to a map, and the locations of every object like it will be marked on that map. 25% chance to learn.

Eye Spy, See through the eyes of one undead minion. you can control them at an unlimited distance so long as they are under the effects of this spell. Learned


Unnamed Book
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.
Random Utterances: This incantation has no instructions, or description. 5% chance to learn.

The art of Sustained spells
Sustain spell: Allows any spell to be cast as a glowing orb, which will only activate normally on your command. Learned.

Bowser Koopa's flame, a Dimensional guide to the elements part I
Flame inhale: Stores 10 charges of fire within your stomach, which can be imbued with any other spell you know and breathed out as either a fireball or a gout of flame. Learned.
Immunity Flame: Learn sheer control over your fire, it will only hurt what you will it to, even if spell infused. 25% chance to learn.
Magma Gulp: Store a globule of molten lava in your stomach to hawk up later, Can be imbued with any other spell you know, Requires swallowing a meltable object. 50% chance to learn

Dwarven extruder scroll

Melt Metal: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting whatever you put into it. Learned

Craft Sword: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned

Craft Dagger: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  100% chance to learn

Craft Tetrinominode: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Gauntlet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crown: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Attach Hilt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Melt Delicate: Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting sensitive objects placed inside  100% chance to learn

Melt Non-metal (Only works on meltable non metals such as glass): Activates the dwarven extruder, Melting an object placed inside.  100% chance to learn

Apply Leaf: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Nail: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Screw: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Pipe: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Valve: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Container Cap: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Mace: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Hammer: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Crossbow Bolt: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Metal Bow: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Wire: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside.  Learned.

Craft Chain: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Split Alloy: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Purify: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Salvage: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Bar: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Rod: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Basic Shape: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. Learned.

Craft Shield: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Chest: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail Greaves: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Platemail leggings: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Chainmail Sheet: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. learned

Engrave Runes: Activates the dwarven extruder, engraving runes of a spell onto an object inside. Learned.

Craft Gear: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Spring: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft Axel: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 100% chance to learn

Craft piston parts: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 75% chance to learn

Magnetize Object: Activates the dwarven extruder, Crafting an object from Material inside. 26% chance to learn

Heiflam Daged's Necromantic Notes

True Resurrection (Heiflam Daged): Brings life to a corpse, Restoring their body, mind and spirit to the land of the living, Requires 1 Corpse, 1 Willing Soul, and 12 Pounds of fresh soil. 50% chance to learn

True Ressurection (Valeric Nerkun): Develop a Spell of your own, to bring life to dead things. Reagents of your choosing, Your Preferred Ritual, It's all up to you. Every Necromancer needs his own style of this spell. 25% chance to learn.

Advanced Raise Dead: Allows one to Carefully and meticulously only raise the necessary parts of a minion, Reducing Mana cost, but increasing failure chance, passively Increases Resurrection precision, allowing for specific Blueprints in a minion, and resurrection of organs.  Learned.

Black Wager: Summons a minion of death  to the plane of the living, who will attack whoever is closest to death Stronger minions increase the risk, and the damage, Specify mana spent when casting. 10% chance to learn.

Call spirit: Attempts to request the presence of a soul from the afterlife. They may have demands of their own, or Pursuers to prevent their escape from a plane of torment. 25% chance to learn

Near Death: Forces a refined Lance of black Magic through the Target, This spell is incapable of killing. Only weakening. Learned.

Death Infusion: Enchants an object with death magic. Which will confer appropriate bonuses. Shields and armor will absorb death magic, Swords and spears will expend it. Ranged weapons will fire it in place of Ammunition, or Infuse Ammunition present. Tools will kill what they harvest. 50% chance to learn

Detect Bones: Causes Bones to emit a Powerful light, sound and odor when near the user of the spell, making finding them a breeze. Learned.

Raw life: Spend mana to send out a pulse of raw unrefined life energy. 100% chance to learn.

Book of real spells

Actual fireball: Creates a 100% real fireball! 100% chance to learn.

Real Lightning: Calls down lightning with inredible force! 100% chance to learn

Great shield: Creates a shield that provides a solid wall to magical attacks. 80% chance to learn.

Super duper Spell: The most powerful spell in the world! 40% chance to learn.

Scroll detailing Frankenstien sigil

Frankenstien sigil: Engraves a sigil on an object which allows living and undead objects to be manipulated physically without causing death or inertion. 18% chance to learn.

Personal notes

Shaping sigil: Allows a source of control to manipulate any fully liquid object when placed on a large container with a small mouth. 22% chance to learn.

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[The Froggy Ninja]

Use Scroll!
Also ask it what the fuck is going on.

[Aslandus]

Oh dear, our shadow has come to kill us and take our place, look at it without the glasses first to make sure we're not hallucinating (actually, those goggles seem to be like goggles of revealing, so it might be invisible except through the goggles). Then have the wolves attack it, or if it's invisible hit it with our scythe.