Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

What do you want more of.

Monsters!
- 0 (0%)
Loot!
- 0 (0%)
Science!
- 0 (0%)
Dialogue!
- 0 (0%)
Politics!
- 0 (0%)
Resource Management!
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: January 18, 2015, 01:39:02 pm


Pages: 1 ... 33 34 [35] 36 37 ... 250

Author Topic: Necromechanic (BEING REBOOTED, CHECK OP/LATEST POST FOR DETAILS)  (Read 290886 times)

Execute/Dumbo.exe

  • Bay Watcher
  • Never Types So Much As Punches The Keyboard
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #510 on: November 03, 2014, 10:07:05 pm »

How far away is the reaping mantis from the pool now?
Logged
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
Quote
IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

Armok

  • Bay Watcher
  • God of Blood
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #511 on: November 04, 2014, 10:35:50 am »

Only one way to find out. Lets animate on of their finger nails, those are dead, located so they can drink blood via the roots, yet have little contact that'd let the body fight them of. So, good test case.
Logged
So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Shadestyle

  • Bay Watcher
  • Adorable
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #512 on: November 04, 2014, 05:39:23 pm »

You try and breathe fire at it, but it catches in your throat and you vomit a ball of flame instead. It burns like what spitting a red hot flame out of your mouth probably should feel like. -1 Flame charge, -24 Health. Critical Fail. (1)

The fireball still strikes, thankfully, and the creature shudders before it's tiny little legs give out, and it squishes itself under it's own weight.

"Mah tong hurth. A loth. I with I goth some kinth of healing thpell.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Undead (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)
Logged
You are now having excessive amounts of fun

~Neri

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now back to our regularly scheduled bark.
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #513 on: November 04, 2014, 05:42:14 pm »

Use the oasis water.
Logged

Execute/Dumbo.exe

  • Bay Watcher
  • Never Types So Much As Punches The Keyboard
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #514 on: November 04, 2014, 06:03:21 pm »

And fill up one clay jar with the oasis water.
And after having a swig, go to sleep.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2014, 06:08:14 pm by Execute/Dumbo.exe »
Logged
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
Quote
IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

3man75

  • Bay Watcher
  • I will fire this rocket
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #515 on: November 04, 2014, 06:20:13 pm »

And fill up one clay jar with the oasis water.
And after having a swig, go to sleep.

Then let's go to town. Maybe we can male friends here. :)
Logged

ShadowHammer

  • Bay Watcher
  • God is love.
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #516 on: November 04, 2014, 07:00:03 pm »

And fill up one clay jar with the oasis water.
And after having a swig, go to sleep.

Then let's go to town. Maybe we can male friends here. :)
Assuming you mean make, +1.
Logged

Shadestyle

  • Bay Watcher
  • Adorable
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #517 on: November 04, 2014, 07:00:13 pm »

You take a deep drink of the oasis water, feeling immensely refreshed, and then fill your jug with it. you hear a loud hissing noise coming from the Jar and worry for a moment.

Once the hissing subsides you look inside to find the bone remnants you had left has pearled over., globs of shimmering purified bone are pooled in the bottom. Looking all too much like a beautifully polished seashell. There is about a fistful of the stuff, still liquified from the Jar's sigil.

You cast Reanimate on your living minion's fingernails, they turn purple, and grow and sharpen a bit. -1 Mana

You decide to go to sleep before traveling on. and have one of the must unimaginably vivid dreams you have ever experienced, seeming almost like days itself, you awaken at the end of your adventurous dream, full of Love, loss, and intrigue of all kinds, to find yourself feeling absolutely energized, your mind brimming with new ideas, and the pain in your mouth a mere tingle. +10 Elbow Grease, +20 Mana, +3 Pontification points, +24 Health, +5 Max Health points, Critical Success (20+5 you lucky dogs)

Your flame charges have dissipated in the night.

You cast sustain on your Wizard zombie. -1 Mana

You travel on once more, finding yourself at what you believe is the town.

"HALT. Give us your name, purpose here, goods, and any people you have with you. Along with the reason behind you having a large number of undead."

("What do you think? Should I spill the beans?")

A large wall surrounds the town in it's entirety.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Undead (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: November 04, 2014, 07:02:28 pm by Shadestyle »
Logged
You are now having excessive amounts of fun

ShadowHammer

  • Bay Watcher
  • God is love.
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #518 on: November 04, 2014, 07:11:30 pm »

Why, I'm Valerik of course! The answers to the remaining questions are all the same; I am the necromancer that your king has requested to assist with the troubles that you've been having recently. To that end, of course, I have brought along my minions.

Of course you'll want to see the paperwork. Oi! Which of you has the paperwork?


Have the undead crowd around the guards and ourself while we attempt to "straighten out the paperwork". After a little while, so that the guards start getting bored and off guard, gank 'em.
Logged

Execute/Dumbo.exe

  • Bay Watcher
  • Never Types So Much As Punches The Keyboard
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #519 on: November 04, 2014, 07:22:40 pm »

((Hoooo boy we finally have plenty of magic to construct our magic container golem.
After we clean up this little misunderstanding of course.))
Logged
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
Quote
IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

3man75

  • Bay Watcher
  • I will fire this rocket
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #520 on: November 04, 2014, 08:21:32 pm »

Why, I'm Valerik of course! The answers to the remaining questions are all the same; I am the necromancer that your king has requested to assist with the troubles that you've been having recently. To that end, of course, I have brought along my minions.

Of course you'll want to see the paperwork. Oi! Which of you has the paperwork?


Have the undead crowd around the guards and ourself while we attempt to "straighten out the paperwork". After a little while, so that the guards start getting bored and off guard, gank 'em.

+1 if they come to get us run away while mewoing like a kitty. Hopefully it'll confuse them.
Logged

Shadestyle

  • Bay Watcher
  • Adorable
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #521 on: November 04, 2014, 08:38:48 pm »

"Why, I'm Valerik of course! The answers to the remaining questions are all the same; I am the necromancer that your king has requested to assist with the troubles that you've been having recently. To that end, of course, I have brought along my minions.

Of course you'll want to see the paperwork. Oi! Which of you has the paperwork?"


"OH, in that case that won't be necessary, If you are here to answer the king's request, we will escort you personally!"

"I- Er, That is..."

"Don't worry, If anyone gives you any Gall about your practice, Just remember that you are being guarded by the finest troops in the entirety of Outskirt Lookout! Not even Dragons fire could skuff up our Mithril-Fiber armor too much, and our glass cannons are ensorceled by the absolute finest magicians, Perfectly attuned to each individual knight's life force. My identical twin couldn't use one of mine!"

("Oh balls.")

"So would you like to leave your... Minions? is that the word? Anyway, Would you like to leave them out here, or take them with you to show off your stuff to the king? I am sure he would be willing to try anything to get his daughter back at this point."

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Undead (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Materials (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Skill books (click to show/hide)

(Knew i forgot something, you yoinked a hunk of that mantis blade. in the back of the cart))
« Last Edit: November 04, 2014, 08:47:59 pm by Shadestyle »
Logged
You are now having excessive amounts of fun

ShadowHammer

  • Bay Watcher
  • God is love.
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #522 on: November 04, 2014, 09:10:39 pm »

A personal escort? Excellent!

I believe that I shall bring the minions with me, to show the king the great quality of my magicks. However, would you mind leaving someone to guard my cart? It certainly doesn't contain anything as dangerous or valuable as my necromantic city-fortress back home, but it still wouldn't do to have anyone fiddling with it. Just be sure no one looks through the vines, much less goes inside; some of the magicks stored within are quite sensitive to the light.


Follow the knight, thinking furiously about how to get out of this pickle. Maybe bring the books, too, to display some of our "great quality magicks" for the king.

((I like the word 'magicks'. It is a good word.))
Logged

~Neri

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now back to our regularly scheduled bark.
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #523 on: November 04, 2014, 09:14:09 pm »

Kingy sounds desperate for help, may as well help him.
Logged

Armok

  • Bay Watcher
  • God of Blood
    • View Profile
Re: (ISG) DR Mini: Necro-Mechanic
« Reply #524 on: November 04, 2014, 09:18:41 pm »

> Well, to late to back down, might as well give it a honest try!
Logged
So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...
Pages: 1 ... 33 34 [35] 36 37 ... 250